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Based Based poll: would you rathER have a quarter of Jeff Bezo's money (and be 5'7") or have the niggER's skin color and height?

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Which would you prefer?

  • I would rather have a quarter of Jeff Bezos' money and still look the same as I do now.

    Votes: 28 87.5%
  • I would take the niggER's skin color and his height.

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Total voters
    32
  • Poll closed .
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* Your age would reset to 18, because that is the optimal age when a player would enter the NBA or a short smart guy would go to college.*

I was looking for pictures to make this meme:

She certainly is not with him because of his height

And, I saw this picture of Jeff Bezos standing next to Magic Johnson, and I came up with this poll (notice how his ex-wife changed her teeth):

Jeff Bezos must have a complex
 
I would very much like to gain 3 inches of height and tens of billions of dollars
 
Based poll indeed, a few minutes in - and the results are this:

Based poll
 
Money can't buy height (LL is cope) but height can buy money (Sportsball players).
 
From a quick Google Jeff Bezos's net worth is over 200 Billion dollars, so a quarter would be 50 billion.

With that amount of money I could fuck stacy hookers a dozen times a day for the rest of my life, never work again, get plastic surgery and leg lengthening surgery, and generally do whatever the fuck I want.

If I want virgin whores I could set up my own Epstein island and pay intermediaries to traffick unsullied virgin teenagers to my island for me to do with as I wish.

As a tall nigger I could fuck some fat white whores and get gunned down by cops and experience employment discrimination jfl.
 
Jeff Bezos. Id gain 1 inch of height, am statusmaxxed and moneymaxxed and can afford any plastic surgery i want
 
Jeff Bezos was divorced raped


 
Money can't buy height (LL is cope) but height can buy money (Sportsball players).
Good points
From a quick Google Jeff Bezos's net worth is over 200 Billion dollars, so a quarter would be 50 billion.

With that amount of money I could fuck stacy hookers a dozen times a day for the rest of my life, never work again, get plastic surgery and leg lengthening surgery, and generally do whatever the fuck I want.

If I want virgin whores I could set up my own Epstein island and pay intermediaries to traffick unsullied virgin teenagers to my island for me to do with as I wish.

As a tall nigger I could fuck some fat white whores and get gunned down by cops and experience employment discrimination jfl.
Yes, my math came out to around those figures also.

If you had a quarter of the money that Jeff Bezos has
 
Okay - say you are a 6'9" nigger about to enter the draft (no reason a nigger that is 6'7" at the age of 18 can't make it to the NBA) - getting injured is a huge possibility. Tall players usually struggle with some kind of knee or joint pain as they age.

Everything else with being a 6'9" nigger would be pretty straightforward - the longevity of the benefits would cease after 20 years.
 
With that amount of money most problems go away.
 
I'm already 5'7" so I'll take the money lol
 
Shit, I'll take the money every time. I am loyal to, and love, only money, until the end of time.
 
i’m 5’5; ill take a 2 inch increase and some money lol
 
* Your age would reset to 18, because that is the optimal age when a player would enter the NBA or a short smart guy would go to college.*

I was looking for pictures to make this meme:

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And, I saw this picture of Jeff Bezos standing next to Magic Johnson, and I came up with this poll (notice how his ex-wife changed her teeth):

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I would take .0001% of his money and lose 4 inches of height (i'm 5'10), and be 3 points uglier!
 
I am already 5'7 so I just become rich
* Your age would reset to 18, because that is the optimal age when a player would enter the NBA or a short smart guy would go to college.*

I was looking for pictures to make this meme:

View attachment 1194238
And, I saw this picture of Jeff Bezos standing next to Magic Johnson, and I came up with this poll (notice how his ex-wife changed her teeth):

View attachment 1194225
 
From a quick Google Jeff Bezos's net worth is over 200 Billion dollars, so a quarter would be 50 billion.

With that amount of money I could fuck stacy hookers a dozen times a day for the rest of my life, never work again, get plastic surgery and leg lengthening surgery, and generally do whatever the fuck I want.

If I want virgin whores I could set up my own Epstein island and pay intermediaries to traffick unsullied virgin teenagers to my island for me to do with as I wish.

As a tall nigger I could fuck some fat white whores and get gunned down by cops and experience employment discrimination jfl.
Like George Floyd
 
Jeff Bezos. Id gain 1 inch of height, am statusmaxxed and moneymaxxed and can afford any plastic surgery i want
Kinda cucked that you guys with all that money want surgery instead of just buying people's body
You don't need anymore to be liked with all that money , others have to be liked by you
The only thing, I will just keep my hair with all that money
 
i’m 5’5; ill take a 2 inch increase and some money lol
I see, I put “look the same as I do now,” because you can still keep your skin color, face, and most importantly your hair.
 
I could do as much car stuff as I wanted with 50 billion, plus buy as many prostitutes as I wanted, so that is what I choose
 
Kinda cucked that you guys with all that money want surgery instead of just buying people's body
You don't need anymore to be liked with all that money , others have to be liked by you
The only thing, I will just keep my hair with all that money
It doesnt. Bezos is/was the richest man on earth and yet his wife still openly flirted with Leonardo DiChadrio.

Another example is Dr Dre. He is 6'1ft, mogger frame, statusmaxxed and one of the only 3 rappers who reached billionaire status and yet it wasnt enough for his wife to not divorcerape him
 
They are trying to have a wife instead of just fucking escorts
Of course they will divorce rape you or find another rich dude if they can

You don't marry and make a relationship like Jeffrey epistein

It doesnt. Bezos is/was the richest man on earth and yet his wife still openly flirted with Leonardo DiChadrio.

Another example is Dr Dre. He is 6'1ft, mogger frame, statusmaxxed and one of the only 3 rappers who reached billionaire status and yet it wasnt enough for his wife to not divorcerape him
 

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