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Based Based Caligula! (Baldcels enter only)

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His eyes and temples were hollow, his forehead broad and grim, his hair thin and entirely gone on the top of his head, though his body was hairy…
Whenever he ran across handsome men with fine heads of hair, he disfigured them by having the backs of their heads shaved.


-Suetonius, Life of Caligula

Caligula 1
 
His hair on this bust are pretty OK, especially compared to mine :feelskek: Just mildly receding temples that's it.
Anyway, shaving backs of the mogger heads is not disfigurement :society: If I was him at those times, I would burn their hair or cut out portions of skin with hair (not full scalping), or even cut their pipis off so only baldcels could spread genes :feelsaww:
(All of the aforementioned actions are described in a computer game called Minecraft)
 
jfl based, a irl norwood reaper
 

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