While most incels, I would imagine, are fuming at all these faggots and feminists in pink rejoicing in the recent movie that came out-- I kind of look at it all with a twisted smirk. You see, I have always had a subversive fondness for Barbie dolls, because it's so obvious to me, even as a child, that Barbie is a sex object for perverted boys that want to own women and undress them and lick their plastic naked bodies.
I would steal my sister's barbies and marker on tits, and superglue pubes on these whores, and I would even use stickers to craft makeshift lingerie. These stolen barbies were the first things I jacked off to, all the way back before the internet had decent speed. I had an anime harem of these whores before I watched a second of anime. There was even a pregnant Midge doll that I gleefully posessed.
It makes no sense as to why any straight boy would rather play with a GI Joe when they can play with Barbie and cum on her hair.
All I'm saying is that if society ever bans porn, you can always grab a bunch of Barbie dolls as the next best porn.
I would steal my sister's barbies and marker on tits, and superglue pubes on these whores, and I would even use stickers to craft makeshift lingerie. These stolen barbies were the first things I jacked off to, all the way back before the internet had decent speed. I had an anime harem of these whores before I watched a second of anime. There was even a pregnant Midge doll that I gleefully posessed.
It makes no sense as to why any straight boy would rather play with a GI Joe when they can play with Barbie and cum on her hair.
All I'm saying is that if society ever bans porn, you can always grab a bunch of Barbie dolls as the next best porn.
