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DoomerChan

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I got stone cold rejected by a foid at church so I wrote her this poem…

work and work until you die
your soul will fry and you will sigh

flexing flexing at the gym
then you give it all to him

travel here and travel there
you won’t be going
anywhere

I handed it to her on a piece of paper and walked away and then the feds pulled up to my grandmas house and told me that if I go back to church Ill go to jail.
 
create an alibi and [UWSL]break her legs anyways[/UWSL]
 
All religions are cucked...
except ISLAM. :what::feelsdevil::smonk:
 
Islam is the religion where you sign a contract that will guarantee you will never touch a foid for the rest of your life. Even if thats already kinda true, Islam makes it official.
 
but Islam islame and brings down your dating pool from 1% of the population to 0.000000001%
I'll tell you something: no breeding for your inceldom. I'm 5/10 and now 4/10, why? Being overweight accentuates my narrow mouth, and losing fat is cope anyways since LTB only date HTN and up... in 2022. Brutal, we need the caliphate back ASAP :feelsdevil: (in Minecraft... :feelshehe::feelsdevil:)
 
and if you go to a mosque its just a bunch of dudes on their knees sniffing each others butts.
 
This is one of the lowest IQ threads I've ever seen:what:
 
I got banned from hel
 
I got stone cold rejected by a foid at church so I wrote her this poem…

work and work until you die
your soul will fry and you will sigh

flexing flexing at the gym
then you give it all to him

travel here and travel there
you won’t be going
anywhere

I handed it to her on a piece of paper and walked away and then the feds pulled up to my grandmas house and told me that if I go back to church Ill go to jail.
Based and low-inhib poemcel
Here is one of my favourite poems:
"Wagie wage get in cagie
All day long you sweat and ragie
NEET is comfy, NEET is cool
NEET is free from work and school"
 
can’t even practice faith
 
but Islam islame and brings down your dating pool from 1% of the population to 0.000000001%
nah its okay if you're a muslim man u can date or marry women from all religions

the "only marry muslims" rule only apply for females
 
Based and low-inhib poemcel
Here is one of my favourite poems:
"Wagie wage get in cagie
All day long you sweat and ragie
NEET is comfy, NEET is cool
NEET is free from work and school"
Based and low-inhib poemcel
Here is one of my favourite poems:
"Wagie wage get in cagie
All day long you sweat and ragie
NEET is comfy, NEET is cool
NEET is free from work and school"
this sounds like something straight out of brave new world
 

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