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Check out this depiction of Jesus from a Serbian Cave Church, the savior is a bald manlet with a recessed chin . No wonder everyone hated him so much.
Seriously though, all the descriptions of Jesus say he was short and ugly. It would cost a lot of money to looksmax Jesus. To me, Jesus is The Incel Messiah, he ranks higher than St.Elliot, and in my opinion, was way more Black Pilled. The second coming is about saving the incels from feminism. El is with us boyos.
 
He really must've been capable of miracles to get any kind of following looking like that.
 
He really must've been capable of miracles to get any kind of following looking like that.
His real miracle was making billions of people thinking he looked like this
Savior
 
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Jesus was a manlet currycel, if he was alive today he would definitely be an incel. ((They)) portrayed Jesus as a white man and mocked him.
 
Probably my favorite low-IQ incel methodology is when incels try to apply the blackpill to the Divine Christ. Well you see guys, Jesus was this and that and looked like this or that, trust me guise I'm a qualified theologian.

Most people here's experience with Christ comes from their parents forcing them to go to church when they were kids, then finding their uncle John's fedora at a family get-together and it was all down hill from there. People here have no doctrinal understanding of WHY Christ came, HOW he did what he did. :y'all:Y'all:y'all: are aware that Christ was both fully man and fully God yes? His miracles were from above. He spoke and it was so. People believed him because they saw. There were, at minimum, 500 witnesses to his Resurrection.

Those whom mock the Christ, the living son of God, will surely burn. Those whom blaspheme his miracles will surely rot. There is no lookism in Christ... You will not find one reference to Christ being mocked for his looks in all of Scripture. Hell, it's hard to even find anything about what he even looked like, period. Your best sources are most (((secular))).
 
The modern representation of Jesus is proving the lookist theories, he is portrayed as an hipster, a white Chadlite with perfect woman's hair, perfectly shaved beard, like a lookmaxed chadlite.

This is a lookmaxed Chad:
jesucristo-300x279.jpg
 
He really must've been capable of miracles to get any kind of following looking like that.
Probably my favorite low-IQ incel methodology is when incels try to apply the blackpill to the Divine Christ. Well you see guys, Jesus was this and that and looked like this or that, trust me guise I'm a qualified theologian.

Most people here's experience with Christ comes from their parents forcing them to go to church when they were kids, then finding their uncle John's fedora at a family get-together and it was all down hill from there. People here have no doctrinal understanding of WHY Christ came, HOW he did what he did. :y'all:Y'all:y'all: are aware that Christ was both fully man and fully God yes? His miracles were from above. He spoke and it was so. People believed him because they saw. There were, at minimum, 500 witnesses to his Resurrection.

Those whom mock the Christ, the living son of God, will surely burn. Those whom blaspheme his miracles will surely rot. There is no lookism in Christ... You will not find one reference to Christ being mocked for his looks in all of Scripture. Hell, it's hard to even find anything about what he even looked like, period. Your best sources are most (((secular))).
Who is being described in Isiah then?
 
The modern representation of Jesus is proving the lookist theories, he is portrayed as an hipster, a white Chadlite with perfect woman's hair, perfectly shaved beard, like a lookmaxed chadlite.

This is a lookmaxed Chad:
jesucristo-300x279.jpg

That's one of my favorite Chadmaxed Jesus paintings. Low browridge. Hooded eyes. High FWHR. Muscular shoulders. Golden skin and hair.

JFL at the notion this is supposed to be what some middle eastern guy looked like 2000 years ago.

No one wants to worship an ugly god. That's why they made him white. If he wasn't white and Chadmaxed, people wouldn't worship him. It's pure lookism.
 
balding, baby faced, chinless Jesus, that is the messiah I believe
 
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Check out this depiction of Jesus from a Serbian Cave Church, the savior is a bald manlet with a recessed chin . No wonder everyone hated him so much.
Seriously though, all the descriptions of Jesus say he was short and ugly. It would cost a lot of money to looksmax Jesus. To me, Jesus is The Incel Messiah, he ranks higher than St.Elliot, and in my opinion, was way more Black Pilled. The second coming is about saving the incels from feminism. El is with us boyos.
Look ethinic
 

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