LifeFuel Average German uncle

[Aegon Targaryen]

- The older brother to your father
- Alcoholic
- Fat
- Has a thin blonde mustache
- Is balding, but somehow pulls off a man-bun
- Believes in conspiracy theories (based)
- Lowkey a Nazi, but never admits to it
- You only see him at family gatherings
- Single
- Funny because he's always making racist remarks
- Randomly goes on tirades, ruining the mood
- Has a Deutschland bag from soccer world cup
- Hates your father, but likes you
- Always poor and on NEETbux
- Comes to a family gathering, eats his food and then fucks off without a goodbye

Inspired by my own uncle. Honestly a based dude, but he's a recluse.

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

@VersoffenerAssi @TrueGlassesCel @Cheap fuck

 

[user]

Sounds pretty badass JFL. Wish I had some German ancestry

 

[Sonicfancel]

- Single

Brutal.

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

Brutal.

Yeah he's a total loner. I asked my dad about him and apparently my uncle used to have girlfriends and such in his youth, but later he just changed for some reason.

I literally never hear from him unless it's Christmas or another holiday. Soon it'll be Christmas and it reminded me of my uncle so I made this post.

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

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- The older brother to your father
- Alcoholic
- Fat
- Has a thin blonde mustache
- Is balding, but somehow pulls off a man-bun
- Believes in conspiracy theories (based)
- Lowkey a Nazi, but never admits to it
- You only see him at family gatherings
- Single
- Funny because he's always making racist remarks
- Randomly goes on tirades, ruining the mood
- Has a Deutschland bag from soccer world cup
- Hates your father, but likes you
- Always poor and on NEETbux
- Comes to a family gathering, eats his food and then fucks off without a goodbye

Inspired by my own uncle. Honestly a based dude, but he's a recluse.

I've got some Deutschland shorts instead of the bag and my mustache has a different color..

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

Yeah he's a total loner. I asked my dad about him and apparently my uncle used to have girlfriends and such in his youth, but later he just changed for some reason.

I literally never hear from him unless it's Christmas or another holiday. Soon it'll be Christmas and it reminded me of my uncle so I made this post.

Halt Dich an ihn, er scheint ein äußerst korrekter Typ zu sein.
Mindestens dreiviertel der o.g. Attribute treffen auch auf mich zu.

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

Halt Dich an ihn, er scheint ein äußerst korrekter Typ zu sein.
Mindestens dreiviertel der o.g. Attribute treffen auch auf mich zu.

Ja er ist extrem korrekt und scheint sehr blackpilled zu sein. Er ist dementsprechend verhasst von meiner restlichen Familie. Vor allem mein Vater, der ein richtiger soyjak ist.

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

Ja er ist extrem korrekt und scheint sehr blackpilled zu sein. Er ist dementsprechend verhasst von meiner restlichen Familie. Vor allem mein Vater, der ein richtiger soyjak ist.

So geht's denjenigen, die die Wahrheit sprechen und auf vermeintlich "politisch korrekte, gute Manieren" einen Dreck geben.

 

[DarkStar]

Based, I'll do one for Yankee uncles.

 

[ReconElement]

What has once a great nation come to where able bodied men are surviving on neetbux instead of serving as mechanics, operators, serving as soldiers or working in universities as pioneer professors and researchers, all because the blood as been destroyed by defeats

 

[Castaway]

Brutal krautpill. My uncle is higher IQ and more successful than my father

 

[PureImagination]

My uncles from my fathers side scammed 16 year old me, never talked to them again after that and cut contact with my fathers family because they‘re assholes in general.

My Mothers Side uncles are all either dead or bluepilled. The only cool one has a hot ass wife but is just like your uncle a poor neetbuxxer in Morocco, I had a few good conversations with him but he gets fucking despised by my moms family and they even cage him sometimes like he’s a fucking animal. I wish I could talk to him a little more, he was a carpenter before he lost his job.

 

[MassEffectKoala]

i do not understand i am in united states haha

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

and they even cage him sometimes like he’s a fucking animal.

Wtf how?

 

[PureImagination]

Wtf how?

Idk why but they get in arguments, and he lives just upstairs so they wait until he goes to his apartment and then close the door to his floor. He then stays in his apartment until they let him back out, It’s a 2 story semi big house.

 

[Emba]

Rouse!