Crustaciouse
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<wake up to my beautiful thicc 300 pound wife, other men can't handle her curves.
<She gives me a kiss on the mouth and I can taste tyrones cum in her mouth, seems that's why she came home late yesterday. But who am I to judge? She has full control of her own body and I support her.
<go grab my switch but realize my wife's son jamarcus has wasted all the battery, oh well I can just spend my break by watching game of thrones.
<take jamarcus to the expensive private preschool I'm paying for, he deserves it, just because his father is a drug addict dosnt mean he should be denied a bright future.
<pick up my extra soy latte at Starbucks and make a post a selfie with it on Twitter.
< arrive at my it job, I am having a conversation with my manager pajeet when he turned to his assistant and said "इस समलैंगिक को मारा जाना चाहिए" in his language, I bet he was complimentinting me. I can't wait for a promotion.
< finally arrive home and see that jamarcus has destroyed my Nintendo labo fort, I wish his dad was here to punish him.
<My wife seems to have left after she brought jamarcus home, I hope she brings me some takeout.
<spend the rest of the night posting on inceltears to show how great my life is compared to these sexist misogynistic terroristic incels.
<She gives me a kiss on the mouth and I can taste tyrones cum in her mouth, seems that's why she came home late yesterday. But who am I to judge? She has full control of her own body and I support her.
<go grab my switch but realize my wife's son jamarcus has wasted all the battery, oh well I can just spend my break by watching game of thrones.
<take jamarcus to the expensive private preschool I'm paying for, he deserves it, just because his father is a drug addict dosnt mean he should be denied a bright future.
<pick up my extra soy latte at Starbucks and make a post a selfie with it on Twitter.
< arrive at my it job, I am having a conversation with my manager pajeet when he turned to his assistant and said "इस समलैंगिक को मारा जाना चाहिए" in his language, I bet he was complimentinting me. I can't wait for a promotion.
< finally arrive home and see that jamarcus has destroyed my Nintendo labo fort, I wish his dad was here to punish him.
<My wife seems to have left after she brought jamarcus home, I hope she brings me some takeout.
<spend the rest of the night posting on inceltears to show how great my life is compared to these sexist misogynistic terroristic incels.