SuicideFuel Aunt jokes about my inceldom at dinner

[Deleted member 15752]

Burst your aunt in the ass with a creampie

 

[IronMike]

"You know it was a joke, right?"

 

[Mik_TFL]

"You know it was a joke, right?"
"Joke's on you dad, for having a subhuman offspring, I hope you are laughing at knowing that your selfish actions brought suffering and despair to the world. I hope you burn in hell after you die, maybe that way you can atone for your sins, I'm the end of your bloodline. Joke's on you."

 

[IamLost]

his username brainlet lmao.

But how do they know his username?

 

[tulasdanslos]

But how do they know his username?

They don't, ffs, it's a way of not writing my real name in the post.

 

[grayjedi90]

reminded me of this

 

[Deleted member 1983]

your father is a piece of shit.

 

[Ritalincel]

burn it all down while they're in a drunken slumber

 

[Bakura806]

The Christmas dinner, surely everything would go right right? No. Inceldom seeps over onto the smallest crevices, making itself known in the safest places.

So my aunt (not blood related, uncle's wife) noticed that her cousin was drinking pink wine. She then said "Don't drink too much or else you'll declare to tulasdanslos". Everyone roars in laughter, including my parents ofc.

Then when I didn't laugh at that shit, mean-spirited joke, my dad made sure to prove that I am a retard by saying straight-faced "You know it was a joke, right?" I did, or you'd think I would have figured it out by the way people threw back their heads in laughter like they were part of the crowd of TBBT. Then he topped it off explaining "His condition makes it hard to notice those things". JFL @ being me.
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fuck humanity and all the other disgusting ningen.

why would you tell your family about your inceldom in the first place.

 

[anon]

"His condition makes it hard to notice those things"

 

[Deleted member 14805]

@tulasdanslos Sorry for the topic derailment. I was just perplexed by your username. Anyway it might be best if you don't associate with your family whatsoever. Anytime family events come up say you want no take in it, if the event is at your house hole yourself up in your room till they leave. They should get the memo that you don't want to associate with them.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

Thats really tragic honestly your family sucks.

Yeah, holy shit, wtf is this fucking family tbh

WTF is tulasdanslos ?

his username brainlet lmao.

Tu l'as dans l'os opé ?

 

[tulasdanslos]

I was just perplexed by your username.

Tu l'as dans l'os opé ?

I don't even know what it means myself, I just got beat in an FPS a bunch of times by a guy with this username, so I figured my revenge was to make his nick come here if he ever googles it lmao.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

I don't even know what it means myself, I just got beat in an FPS a bunch of times by a guy with this username, so I figured my revenge was to make his nick come here if he ever googles it lmao.

Good revenge lol.

It was certainly a french troll. The thing is a slang expression that means "you got screwed".

 

[Involuntarily]

OP should still eat at family dinners to get a home cooked meal, maybe wear headphones though.

 

[Valiant Virgin]

@tulasdanslos Sorry for the topic derailment. I was just perplexed by your username.

No need to apologize - it's made the thread more entertaining.

It was certainly a french troll. The thing is a slang expression that means "you got screwed".

But how do his family know that?

 

[Hoffman_13]

Should have told her a bettER, AMazing joke, OP. Next time do it on my bEHest if you don't have a CHOice.

jk of course