Suicide requires a sufficient amount of testosterone. Suicide is a male biological function that evolved as a way for ugly mammals to reduce their suffering. In nature, male suicide makes perfect sense because if you're ugly AND male, there is no point to continue living. Suicide is literally the most efficient thing a creature can do. Female suicide has no natural cause, unlike male suicide. There is no reason in nature why a female mammal would have to commit suicide, even if the female mammal was ugly, it's still female therefore it's still biologically successful. A female suicide attempt would indicate higher than average levels of testosterone in a female. Perhaps she should have calmed down and had a glass of soymilk. Just like how femoids like to invade male space to shut us down, they are trying to steal suicide, suicide is the last bastion of male sexual freedom, without suicide, masculinity is dead.
