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At the inaugural SlutCon, ‘flirt girls’ teach tech guys how to woo women
A visit to a three-day conference in the East Bay, where men paid thousands to learn how to not give women the ick.
At various points last weekend, 10 different men asked Cassie, a 28-year-old petite brunette wearing a lime green wristband, if they could squeeze her breasts. She rebuffed three, but gladly consented to seven of them.
This was not harassment but homework. The men were attendees at SlutCon(opens in new tab), a three-day conference held at an undisclosed location in the East Bay, which promised to level up men’s seduction skills. Cassie’s wristband designated her as an official “flirt girl” — one of 46 women who men could approach to practice flirting assignments.
“I’ve been giving good feedback in teaching men how to touch me,” she said. “I’ve also taught a lot of guys how to pull hair. You’ve got to really go into the scalp and make a fist.”
The goal was for anxious, analytical men to improve their skills with the opposite sex. Around 220 people, mostly men, attended, many paying from $1,000 to $9,000 for their tickets — the most expensive of which included access to more intimate sessions with women.
“There was an unmet need … for iteration and direct feedback,” said Pandora. So SlutCon was born, an event Pandora describes as “shamelessly heterosexual,” with male attendees “trying to learn how to attract and please women and cocreate excellent experiences.”
The crowd was diverse, though the majority worked in tech: Google engineers, AI safety researchers, and scientists on sabbatical. Rationalist men were there, as were men who’d never heard of the Bayes theorem. There were blonde men, bald men, men with comb-overs. Virgins and recent divorcés. Men who’d never kissed a girl, and men who’d been laid off and finally had a chance to be laid on.
They flew in from New York, London, and Puerto Rico; others walked 15 minutes from home. One came to “bootstrap his social life.” Another, who called himself a “local politico,” came to understand why he kept getting fired for being “too friendly” to women and told, “You know what you did.” He did not know what he did. And he hoped at SlutCon he might find out.
“We are here to level you up and get you to be the sexiest you can be,” she told attendees. “We are pro-men here. We want baseline empathy for the plight of semen
“You may find out in gruesome detail how much you are giving women the ick.”
Brandon, 31, a sales manager from the East Bay whose $2,100 ticket granted access to nude workshops, was there fresh from a breakup. With a “body count” of 80 sexual partners, he felt ahead of the curve, describing many attendees as “40-something virgins.”
For an event so focused on sex, he observed, the vibe at SlutCon was oddly wholesome. “They could easily go hate on women online, but instead they’re at a boot camp getting dressed down by women. Power to them,” he said.
Near the end of the weekend, the mood was post-coital, exhausted but content. In a quiet corner, Aella curled up on Nate’s lap. “I’m hoping that men get the ability to balance not being ashamed of their sexuality while also not making it a woman’s problem,” she said. “More bravery and self-acceptance.”
More pathetic, oofy doofy cope from bettabuxxers shelling out big money to grifters to be persuaded into thinking being a simp will allow them to have the physical, hands-on experience these roasties had given them. You don't pay for this shit unless you are an incel, or a nearcel going on an extreme drought. You are either neurotypical & have looks, or you are not.





