Having a nice long shower and my mum gets home from work. I am washing my back when suddenly I hear a high-pitched, whining voice muffled by the sound of running water from outside the bathroom. It sounds like a child whinging but in actual fact it's my fat, ugly 40-something mother. As soon as I realise it's her ever bone in my body lets out a groan, because I instantly know she's complaining about something. Because I don't know what exactly she's complaining about I let out a loud "huh?".
The reply is that I shouldn't have been showering when she got home for work because she wants to shower. This stupid whore can't wait through 5 minutes of me showering, she has to stand at the shower door and moan at me, expecting me to give a humongous shit because she has lived through over 40 years of people caring about what she has to say just because of the smelly axe wound between her legs. What really does it, though, is that she threatens to go drive off to her friend's house because she can't shower right this minute. She is trying to blackmail me and get me to give a fuck about her five minutes late shower because if I don't get out right fucking now she'll have a tantrum and go sulk at her 30 year old cool wine aunt roastie friend's house. It isn't even a good threat either, I don't care if she goes to her friend's house, she can do that anyway and was planning to do that later this evening, she's just being a spiteful roastie.
I shouldn't want to do this because it's my mother and it's illegal, but I swear to God I wish I could have stormed out of that shower arse naked and punched her in the fucking eye. This stupid, whining whore is trying to have a child-tier tantrum because I am in the shower when she wants to shower. I wish I could actually give this stupid woman a fucking whooping so she'd stop being such a cunt. A simple "hey jerrycan dan, I want to shower soon, could you please be quick" would have been perfectly reasonable but she had to screech and winge at me in her nasal roastie voice because she is a dumb cunt. I wish I could live with one of you bros and we would try as hard as possible to not invade eachother's space, developing a mutual brotherhood over making our shared home as comfy and non-aggravating to live in as possible.
Maybe she'd behave reasonably and have a basic level of courtesy if it was legal and accepted for a man to be able to beat the shit out of her when she behaved like an unruly tantrum-having child.
I have a sibling who I personally find quite annoying as well, but almost never do I get the urge to break his nose. Only a woman could be this fucking aggravating.
The worst part about this cunt, aside from being a woman, is that she's a woman going through her 40s. For both sexes your 40s are pretty much the point where everything starts to really go downhill, your body isn't healing and regenerating its working parts the way it used to, physically and mentally you've jumped on the highway to giving up your mortal coil. In the past few years I've noticed my mother has gotten more unsightly physically, her voice has gotten raspier, and above all that (the aforementioned things only matter because this makes them worse) she has gotten a million times dopier, stupider and more annoying. She is fucking retarded,even more than a whore single mother who cycled through boyfriends for the majority of her thirties would have been before she jumped on the 40s train. It's vaguely like dealing with a dementia patient, except a dementia patient is just sad, confused and deserves serious professional care for what they're going through whereas dumb fucking women are just giving you more of the same stupidity and they could have expressed it in a much more acceptable way if given regular beatings for being a stupid fucking cunt later in life. They are like badly-trained dogs.
Men in their forties or above have wisdom. Every culture has that meme where old men are wise, and that's for a reason. Pretty much every old man I've ever met, and probably you've met as well, has some valuable life lesson or smart thing to say if you talk to them for long enough. Even if they're a total boomer who experienced less hardship than 99% of people throughout history have and are going to be looking at buying a 3rd investment property after they're done talking to you, older men are always wise to some extent and the vast majority are respectable people.
Women are not like this. Women coast through life chasing simple pleasures like an animal and get a free pass on everything they do because of their pussy. They do not know struggle like a man does unless they live in mudhut city, uganda and all of their children catch AIDs. The little wisdom that can be instilled in a woman as she ages from serving her traditional role as a mother/domestic servant is absent from an increasing number of women as the ones who were expected to live that life die of old age. Women are fucking stupid and basically children mentally.
I'm not saying all women should be beaten, but there are millions of shockers out there who could definitely benefit from some form of domestic violence. A lot of bloatmaxxed 6'5 Pacific Islanders in my region of the world get convicted for beating their wives to death, and honestly I develop a better and better understanding of what drives them to that point every day.
The reply is that I shouldn't have been showering when she got home for work because she wants to shower. This stupid whore can't wait through 5 minutes of me showering, she has to stand at the shower door and moan at me, expecting me to give a humongous shit because she has lived through over 40 years of people caring about what she has to say just because of the smelly axe wound between her legs. What really does it, though, is that she threatens to go drive off to her friend's house because she can't shower right this minute. She is trying to blackmail me and get me to give a fuck about her five minutes late shower because if I don't get out right fucking now she'll have a tantrum and go sulk at her 30 year old cool wine aunt roastie friend's house. It isn't even a good threat either, I don't care if she goes to her friend's house, she can do that anyway and was planning to do that later this evening, she's just being a spiteful roastie.
I shouldn't want to do this because it's my mother and it's illegal, but I swear to God I wish I could have stormed out of that shower arse naked and punched her in the fucking eye. This stupid, whining whore is trying to have a child-tier tantrum because I am in the shower when she wants to shower. I wish I could actually give this stupid woman a fucking whooping so she'd stop being such a cunt. A simple "hey jerrycan dan, I want to shower soon, could you please be quick" would have been perfectly reasonable but she had to screech and winge at me in her nasal roastie voice because she is a dumb cunt. I wish I could live with one of you bros and we would try as hard as possible to not invade eachother's space, developing a mutual brotherhood over making our shared home as comfy and non-aggravating to live in as possible.
Maybe she'd behave reasonably and have a basic level of courtesy if it was legal and accepted for a man to be able to beat the shit out of her when she behaved like an unruly tantrum-having child.
I have a sibling who I personally find quite annoying as well, but almost never do I get the urge to break his nose. Only a woman could be this fucking aggravating.
The worst part about this cunt, aside from being a woman, is that she's a woman going through her 40s. For both sexes your 40s are pretty much the point where everything starts to really go downhill, your body isn't healing and regenerating its working parts the way it used to, physically and mentally you've jumped on the highway to giving up your mortal coil. In the past few years I've noticed my mother has gotten more unsightly physically, her voice has gotten raspier, and above all that (the aforementioned things only matter because this makes them worse) she has gotten a million times dopier, stupider and more annoying. She is fucking retarded,even more than a whore single mother who cycled through boyfriends for the majority of her thirties would have been before she jumped on the 40s train. It's vaguely like dealing with a dementia patient, except a dementia patient is just sad, confused and deserves serious professional care for what they're going through whereas dumb fucking women are just giving you more of the same stupidity and they could have expressed it in a much more acceptable way if given regular beatings for being a stupid fucking cunt later in life. They are like badly-trained dogs.
Men in their forties or above have wisdom. Every culture has that meme where old men are wise, and that's for a reason. Pretty much every old man I've ever met, and probably you've met as well, has some valuable life lesson or smart thing to say if you talk to them for long enough. Even if they're a total boomer who experienced less hardship than 99% of people throughout history have and are going to be looking at buying a 3rd investment property after they're done talking to you, older men are always wise to some extent and the vast majority are respectable people.
Women are not like this. Women coast through life chasing simple pleasures like an animal and get a free pass on everything they do because of their pussy. They do not know struggle like a man does unless they live in mudhut city, uganda and all of their children catch AIDs. The little wisdom that can be instilled in a woman as she ages from serving her traditional role as a mother/domestic servant is absent from an increasing number of women as the ones who were expected to live that life die of old age. Women are fucking stupid and basically children mentally.
I'm not saying all women should be beaten, but there are millions of shockers out there who could definitely benefit from some form of domestic violence. A lot of bloatmaxxed 6'5 Pacific Islanders in my region of the world get convicted for beating their wives to death, and honestly I develop a better and better understanding of what drives them to that point every day.
