I would probably be a terrible boyfriend to any girl with my level of total inexperience.
Experience at what, specifically?
Unless she was some sort of extremely caring and empathetic goddess of a girl (AKA doesn’t exist)
I prefer to say "one in a million" rather than 'doesn't exist'. Basically if she does, she's already with Chad, because he values that too, and will probably exploit her.
then I would surely fuck up the relationship somehow if I even by some miracle got into one.
at least if I did experience romance in high school and college, I’d be able to gain experience in order to better prepare myself for any future relationships.
I don't think you actually need to experience relationships to gain wisdom that you can apply in them.
I think that can be acquired (consciously/intellectually at least) by observing what others do and what others say.
The big hurdle is simply putting stuff into practice and being comfortable doing it.
I would certainly have to lie about my lack of experience.
No you wouldn't. You could be honest about being a virgin, or else tell her to fuck off (in so many words) if she asks you.
Answering EVERY question a foid puts upon you makes you a doormat and you will lack mystery and she'll think you're a pushover and get bored with you.
Michael Jackson was genius about this in oprah, when Winfrey asked him if he was a virgin he just replied "I'm a gentleman", mogging her by avoiding the question entirely and enforcing frame control over that conversation.
Which is something I don’t think I’d be able to maintain for long. And I’d feel really shitty about having to lie about something like that because that’s one of the things I’d really like any potential girlfriend to at least not find to be a dealbreaker.
It's not a lie if you simply omit the information or refuse to answer it.
If a girl asked you "how many times do you masturbate a week?" you don't have to lie or tell the truth. You could instead use a tertiary response like "that's a crass question, how about we cook some pasta together?"
That will put her in her place and embarass her for being so nosey.
I can only imagine how validating it would be to find a girl who honestly did not mind you being a kissless virgin.
I can only imagine how validating it would be to find a girl who honestly did not mind me reading lolicon manga, but realistically we're probably not going to randomly encounter such unicorns and will need to settle for not totally putting ourselves out there.
And it’s not like there are many girls who are also inexperienced virgins at my age.
Even one in a thousand seems like an overestimation to me.
Nor non-virgins with low partner counts.
I can't estimate a stat without knowing what you mean by 'low', and also what you think qualifies as a partner.
Nor girls that would at the very least not mind my inexperience (or actually find it cute in an attractive way).
Even among virgin girls (perhaps especially with them) this is probably rare, so you're multiplying 0.001 by .001 and literally getting one in a million.