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Assume you have perfect hair. Would you take an extra $50k a year to have a NW4 balding hairline?

Money or hair?

  • I'll take the $50k a year, make me bald

    Votes: 29 36.7%
  • Keep my perfect hairline and no extra money

    Votes: 50 63.3%

  • Total voters
    79
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The hair cannot come back after you take the money. The money will last for 20 years.

If you don't take the money, your perfect hair lasts forever.
 
No, I'll keep my hair.
 
The fuck? Lmao no

20200428 204936
 
Keep the perfect hairline. Especially if it means my hair stays the same permanently.
 
Yeah, I'd take it. Perfect hair isn't going to fix my face, height, or autism.
 
Man this is a really hard fucking question.
 
Nope. Hairline >>>>>>>> Money
 
If I were 27 and knew I was incel for life, I would take the money. How much worse could it get?
 
I want the money, hair is useless if your face is subhuman
 
I'm about to turn 25.

I'll just use the money to go to Thailand and bang noodles
 
would rope if I was nw4 no matter what
 
Fuck no going bald isn't worth any money in the world.
 
It's worth it for incels, especially oldcels.

You can take that money and fuck escorts as much as you want, fuck jailbaits through sugardaddying, move to thailand and fuck locals.
 
Yeah, I'd take it. Perfect hair isn't going to fix my face, height, or autism.
this. curryceldom and many types of inceldom already death sentence may as well be able to NEET or travel max
 
Hair is the least of my problems, it's over for me anyway. gib me that money and I never have to give a shit about my parents or worry about paying for healthcare again
 
I choose money all that matters is skull shape and face bones
 
its either keep my hair or go mentally insane with a few extra bucks in my pocket
 
Emphasis on the "extra".
 
curryceldom and many types of inceldom already death sentence may as well be able to NEET or travel max
That was my thinking, might as well get something out of this miserable existence, and money can certainly buy some of that.
 
50k is not worth it
 
Nope. Im already at the wrong side of 25 yo, but with nw4 i might as Well kill myself cause of how truly over it is
 
Nw0 is worth more than all money in the world
 
Am bald now and no amount of money can make up for this shit.
 
If I was 100% certain to make minimum wage the rest of my life I’d take the money
 
I wasn't exactly drowning under pussy when I had all my hair, so sign me in.
 
I'm a skullet, so I want to wouldn't go bald even for twice as much.
 
50K per year for 20 years

id live a pretty comfy life
 
It sucks if you can't spend the 50K on hair transplants.

I'd still take the money so I could fix my face and just use the money for laser hair removal on my head if hair transplants aren't allowed.
 
I'll keep my hair.
 
a beautiful head of hair would be so cool ngl
 
I would be incel either way so might as well take the money so I don't have to wageslave.
 
I'm already fucking hideous with a barely perfect hairline (I'm not NW0), I'll take the extra money and go bald.
I would be incel either way so might as well take the money so I don't have to wageslave.
 
Assuming I had perfect hair (which I am far from having) I'd keep it. 50k don't make you rich anyway
 
Hair is life

you dont know torture until your hair starts falling out

not only would i decline this miniscule amount of money, id pay 50k per year to have my hair

hair tax, im fine with it
 
The hair cannot come back after you take the money. The money will last for 20 years.

If you don't take the money, your perfect hair lasts forever.
Gimme dat $$$
We Sikhs can turbanmaxx sucks for you ahbramaics lmfao
 
Hair is life

you dont know torture until your hair starts falling out

not only would i decline this miniscule amount of money, id pay 50k per year to have my hair

hair tax, im fine with it

seeing my hair receeded in pictures is the most depressing thing i've seen in my life

i'd work 100 straight in north korean mines for 2 more hair follicles
 
Yes I would skinheadmaxx
 

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