Asked my mom if she would date me if she were younger

[TaciturnCel]

She said she would, after all of the bad experiences she's had with men (my dad is a degenerate who cheated on her many times and treated her badly). I laughed and told her "she wouldn't choose me if she were younger" Only now that she's been used and abused would she be willing to settle for a guy like me. She said no, "You're a good boy, you're not out there sleeping with a bunch of women." I told her "shit, I would if I could." She said "you could, you just choose not to."

JFL

 

[Mainländer]

Your mom is very likely the only foid who likes you in the world, even if minimally. I wouldn't push things like that.

 

[epillepsy]

i wouldn't ask my mom something like that. she might take it as you want to fuck her, which women tend to assume of every man.

 

[SilentSpecter]

i wouldn't ask my mom something like that. she might take it as you want to fuck her, which women tend to assume of every man.

this. lowinhibit mogs me

 

[Deleted member 33716]

She said she would,

Would you date your mum though?
Literally, if science could clone your mum and age her to 18, would you?

 

[Deleted member 31869]

She said she would, after all of the bad experiences she's had with men (my dad is a degenerate who cheated on her many times and treated her badly). I laughed and told her she wouldn't choose me if she were younger, only now that she's been used and abused would she be willing to settle for a guy like me. She said no, "You're a good boy, you're not out there sleeping with a bunch of women." I told her "shit, I would if I could." She said "you could, you just choose not to."

JFL

Shit man your mom is nice ngl. Bluepilled but a good mom

 

[NearlyOver]

She said she would, after all of the bad experiences she's had with men (my dad is a degenerate who cheated on her many times and treated her badly). I laughed and told her she wouldn't choose me if she were younger, only now that she's been used and abused would she be willing to settle for a guy like me. She said no, "You're a good boy, you're not out there sleeping with a bunch of women." I told her "shit, I would if I could." She said "you could, you just choose not to."

JFL

This is a slap in the face AFTER a glass of ice water being tossed in the face.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Shit man your mom is nice ngl. Bluepilled but a good mom

Her accepting the reality would make her realize she failed her own son, genetically.
And now he's doomed to suffer and rot a lonely life.

 

[Deleted member 27249]

How are people not spotting the troll jesus christ you thick fucks

 

[Deleted member 33735]

This thread gives me a incest-vibe... hahahaha.

 

[based_meme]

She said no, "You're a good boy, you're not out there sleeping with a bunch of women." I told her "shit, I would if I could." She said "you could, you just choose not to."

JFL

Can't tell if this your own mom virtue signalling you, that she's completely clueless, or is straight up delusional.

 

[TaciturnCel]

How are people not spotting the troll jesus christ you thick fucks

It's not a troll. I actually said that to my mom. I'm pretty candid with her.

 

[Deleted member 33556]

Would you date your mum though?
Literally, if science could clone your mum and age her to 18, would you?

volcel if you wouldnt

 

[Deleted member 31869]

Her accepting the reality would make her realize she failed her own son, genetically.
And now he's doomed to suffer and rot a lonely life.

No I mean the way she talked to him.

I know he's doomed to suffer and that she gave him bad genetics, but damn, at least he has someone. My mom just called me stupid and ugly (when I talked to her)

volcel if you wouldnt

Kek.

I wouldn't because my mom was a bitch, she legit would pull pranks on her simps that bordered on physical abuse (eg putting pins where they'd sit and shit)

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

No I mean the way she talked to him.

I know he's doomed to suffer and that she gave him bad genetics, but damn, at least he has someone. My mom just called me stupid and ugly (when I talked to her)

she knows it's over and all you can be is a beta provider for used roast beef sluts

 

[Deleted member 31869]

she knows it's over and all you can be is a beta provider for used roast beef sluts

 

[Glast]

 

[SoloAlex]

You're a good boy, you're not out there sleeping with a bunch of women.

LOL
What is your dad doing now?

 

[The Abyss]

She said she would, after all of the bad experiences she's had with men (my dad is a degenerate who cheated on her many times and treated her badly). I laughed and told her "she wouldn't choose me if she were younger" Only now that she's been used and abused would she be willing to settle for a guy like me. She said no, "You're a good boy, you're not out there sleeping with a bunch of women." I told her "shit, I would if I could." She said "you could, you just choose not to."

JFL

Typical mother's response.

 

[waste matter]

Alabama

 

[Deleted member 33778]

She said she would, after all of the bad experiences she's had with men (my dad is a degenerate who cheated on her many times and treated her badly). I laughed and told her "she wouldn't choose me if she were younger" Only now that she's been used and abused would she be willing to settle for a guy like me. She said no, "You're a good boy, you're not out there sleeping with a bunch of women." I told her "shit, I would if I could." She said "you could, you just choose not to."

JFL

 

[TaciturnCel]

Would you date your mum though?
Literally, if science could clone your mum and age her to 18, would you?

My mom looked like Martika in her younger years in the 80s. The hair and everything. If it was a girl with her look yeah


View: https://youtu.be/LvdLovAaYzM

 

[Justdone]

How are people not spotting the troll jesus christ you thick fucks

Look at this reply

Would you date your mum though?
Literally, if science could clone your mum and age her to 18, would you?

 

[Meus]

My mom would be absolutely out of my reach if both of us were 18 again lol. She was a turbo stacy.

The only reason why my dad got her was because he was thug-maxxed, low-inhib-maxxed, friends-maxxed and most importantly wasn't an autismo like me. He probably bullied spergs like me JFL.

 

[Pixycel]

Damn, we are even second choice to dark triad chad in our own mother's bluepilled hypotheticals scenarios.
beyond over

 

[Michinomiya Hirohit]

Your mom is very likely the only foid who likes you in the world, even if minimally. I wouldn't push things like that.

 

[TaciturnCel]

Damn, we are even second choice to dark triad chad in our own mother's bluepilled hypotheticals scenarios.
beyond over

That's what I was trying to find out. My mom sometimes asks me when I'm going to find a gf and I hit her with that retort. If your own mother thinks you're a backup betabuxx-deluxe then yeah its over

 

[erenyeager]

My mom would be absolutely out of my reach if both of us were 18 again lol. She was a turbo stacy.

The only reason why my dad got her was because he was thug-maxxed, low-inhib-maxxed, friends-maxxed and most importantly wasn't an autismo like me. He probably bullied spergs like me JFL.

Genocide is justified at that point.

 

[Deleted member 23712]

No comment

 

[AbsolutelyBrutal]

Mothers are biologically wired in such a way that they will defend their children to the death and will always back them up no matter what.
A child can do no wrong in the eyes of the mother if those actions are against other people.

 

[Deleted member 33716]

I see a lot of cels here have Stacey mums. Very interesting.

 

[Incline]

this. lowinhibit mogs me

 

[Jungle]

lowinhibit mogs me

 

[misterbean9]

thats a bit wrong

 

[Yuhuhu]

You're not your mom's first choice either jfllllll

 

[Deleted member 236]

It's over for incestcels

 

[epillepsy]

Mothers are biologically wired in such a way that they will defend their children to the death and will always back them up no matter what.
A child can do no wrong in the eyes of the mother if those actions are against other people.

this is untrue.
defend their children to the death?
given the choice, a mother will always sacrifice her child in order that she may live.
many mothers murder their infant children simply so they can have less inconvenience and fuck chads with impunity. (abortion, casey anthony, SIDS)
even in the case of actual convicted infant murders mothers kill at the rate of 5 to 1 compared to fathers.

and ask any hapa how his asian mother treats him.
mothers hate their ugly sons as they are a rebuke to the shoddy quality of their genes.
as for this case in particular, women like pretty lies and gaslighting. their instinct is to lie to make the world seem more fair and less shitty (which they may believe since life is so good to them). it's not out of love for her son she did this, foids are incapable of love.

 

[AbsolutelyBrutal]

this is untrue.
defend their children to the death?
given the choice, a mother will always sacrifice her child in order that she may live.
many mothers murder their infant children simply so they can have less inconvenience and fuck chads with impunity. (abortion, casey anthony, SIDS)
even in the case of actual convicted infant murders mothers kill at the rate of 5 to 1 compared to fathers.

and ask any hapa how his asian mother treats him.
mothers hate their ugly sons as they are a rebuke to the shoddy quality of their genes.
as for this case in particular, women like pretty lies and gaslighting. their instinct is to lie to make the world seem more fair and less shitty (which they may believe since life is so good to them). it's not out of love for her son she did this, foids are incapable of love.

Sorry, I should've been more specific. NON MENTALLY DISTURBED MOTHERS*
For NORMAL mothers, their child can do no wrong.

 

[Sheogorath]

She said "you could, you just choose not to."

OP should be like "prove it, suck my cock right now mom"

 

[dirtykombatcel]

lowinhibit mogs me

 

[autisticghost]

Over for Oedipuscels

 

[Words2_live_bye]

She said no, "You're a good boy, you're not out there sleeping with a bunch of women." I told her "shit, I would if I could." She said "you could, you just choose not to."

 

[BrettyBoy]

Sorry, dude but not really a question you should ask your own mom.

 

[Deleted member 16390]

Date me

 

[nohapppyends]

my mom hate me

 

[kikecel]

Your mom basically said "sure, ill date you, but first let me ride the cock carousel"