ask me to code something for you

[leeringlurker]

Im throwing myself into learning writing code (Python) to try to have something in my life that I'm interested in.

more coding --> more job skills --> more money --> more hookers/more surgery/better quality rope (if i actually get the balls)

give me some sort of problem that requires I write some code for you. But something simple, not graphical. Can't build a video game. Something like data input/output and processing.

examples:
- download the title of every post from some anime forum and put it in a text file
- a script to automatically edit and delete all your old reddit comments
- a chrome extensions that changes the incels.is color scheme to something else
- chrome extension to hide every incels.is post from user XXXXXX (where XXXXXX is whatever)
- script to download every image from google for the search "femoid roastie"

also I know this sounds gay as fuck but if anyone has ideas on how to get better at this stuff and apply for your first job let me know

 

[Weed]

code me a trojan virus

 

[Americanpsycho]

he fell for the programming meme

 

[Indari]

code me a shotgun

 

[Deleted member 3291]

if you really wanted to make money drop python unless you want to do stuff in data science, pick up web developer

 

[Deleted member 1039]

Program a DNA coding including Sean O prys hunter eyes, a thin normal sized nose, wide defined jawline. hollow cheeks, and non patchy beard genetics. Transfer it into a pill and ship it to me for $10. You make $10 and I become a chad. It’s a win win scenario. Get to it boyo.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

Can't do a videogame and stuff? Maybe drop Python and learn a programming language like C++ kek

 

[Garbage]

def fuckyou(normie):
return "suck my dick you normie piece of shit"

 

[blickpall]

Would it be possible for you to scrape an information database and organize the data coherently in an excel file?

For example, a chess ladder site which lists all of the matches, the players' Elo, who won vs. whom, what their nationalities are, etc.?

 

[gstvtrp]

Take a list of numpy arrays like [a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i] where the arrays can be different size.

Write a function that concatenates the arrays like so.

a b c
d e f
g h i

Let the arrays in the list resize so that they match the size of the largest array in the list. You can use bilinear interpolation for resizing.

 

[nausea]

my death

 

[_incelinside]

Code a giant antimatter ball the size of the earth

 

[MogekoLord]

A girlfriend

 

[Juxtaposition6]

A script that displays big tiddy porn on google search when you type "mommy give milkies" into it.

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Code me a cutie 2D gf

 

[Psychocel]

Code me an NT AI handsfree

 

[Psychocel]

Program a DNA coding including Sean O prys hunter eyes, a thin normal sized nose, wide defined jawline. hollow cheeks, and non patchy beard genetics. Transfer it into a pill and ship it to me for $10. You make $10 and I become a chad. It’s a win win scenario. Get to it boyo.

You'll just shit it out. he needs to plug you into a port locally nigga