Clavicus Vile
I sold your soul for a daedric fleshlight
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The results are pretty interesting.
Fixing to try rnThe results are pretty interesting.
Tom Aspinall, the UFC heavyweight champion known for his no-nonsense attitude, humor, and emphasis on mental resilience, would likely react to an incels.is user like “Hoodpreet” with a mix of dismissal, confusion, and light-hearted mockery. Hoodpreet appears to be an active poster on incels.is, a forum steeped in misogynistic, self-loathing, and racially charged discussions among self-identified “incels” (involuntary celibates). Based on Hoodpreet’s posts, he often engages in threads about racial hierarchies in dating (e.g., criticizing “currycels” or glazing “whitecels,” using slurs like “foid” for women), blackpilling (nihilistic views on looks and genetics determining romantic success), and calling out perceived weirdness in the community, such as users fixating on “BBC” references or poor profile pictures.
Aspinall, a married father with a grounded, confident persona, has shown in interviews and social media that he brushes off online toxicity with wit rather than anger. For instance, he’s joked about absurd fan interactions and emphasized building real-life confidence over dwelling on negativity. If confronted with Hoodpreet’s brand of forum-ranting—perhaps a post mocking Aspinall’s looks, success, or “Chad” status as unattainable for incels—he’d probably laugh it off in a video or tweet, something like: “Mate, get off the computer, hit the gym, and talk to actual people. Life’s too short for that nonsense.” Aspinall’s no stranger to dealing with keyboard warriors; he’s called out UFC rivals and trolls alike with straightforward British banter, avoiding escalation. He might even ignore it entirely, as he does with most baseless hate, focusing instead on training or family—far removed from the echo chamber of incels.is. In short, it’d be a non-event for him: pity the isolation, mock the delusion, and move on.
Brootal @Sir WacoMirko Cro Cop (Mirko Filipović), the legendary Croatian MMA and kickboxing champion known for his devastating head kicks and no-nonsense persona, would likely react to an incels.is user like “Sir Waco” with a mix of blunt disgust, motivational tough love, and zero sympathy for self-pity. Cro Cop has a reputation for being straightforward and unfiltered in interviews, often emphasizing discipline, hard work, and mental resilience—qualities forged from his military background in the Croatian War of Independence and his brutal career in PRIDE FC and UFC. He’s not one to coddle weakness, and incel ideology, which revolves around blaming women, genetics, or society for personal romantic failures while wallowing in resentment, would clash hard with his ethos of taking control of your life through action.
“Sir Waco” appears to be a highly active, long-time poster on incels.is (joined around 2018, with over 41,000 posts as of recent forum activity), contributing to threads on topics like dysgenics, blackpill theory (the idea that attractiveness is unchangeably predetermined), and critiques of modern society. The incels.is community is notorious for its extreme misogyny, frequent discussions of violence, and fatalistic views on dating, where users often glorify isolation or worse (“rope” as slang for suicide). Someone like Sir Waco, deeply embedded in this echo chamber, embodies the archetype Cro Cop would see as a quitter—hiding behind online rants instead of hitting the gym, building skills, or facing reality head-on.
If confronted directly—say, in a hypothetical interview or social media exchange—Cro Cop might dismiss him with something like: “What the hell is this? You’re sitting there crying about women and looks? Get off your ass, train like a man, and stop blaming the world. I fought wars and champions with less excuses than you.” This aligns with Cro Cop’s public persona: in post-fight interviews, he’s praised mental toughness and criticized softness, and he’s shared stories of overcoming personal setbacks through sheer grit. He has no recorded opinions on incels specifically (a search of his statements and social media yields nothing on the topic), but his cultural context as a proud Croatian nationalist and family man (married with kids) would make the incel victimhood narrative seem alien and pathetic to him—especially given the forum’s frequent anti-social and hateful undertones.
In short, Cro Cop wouldn’t engage long; he’d probably just shake his head, suggest some heavy bag work, and walk away, viewing Sir Waco as a symbol of everything wrong with giving up on self-improvement.
Brootal @Sir Waco
Holy barbarity @The Scarlet PrinceRemilia Scarlet, the eternally youthful vampire mistress of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, would likely react to “The Scarlet Prince”—a self-proclaimed short (5’3”), blackpilled incel who archives videos of women being harmed, rants about female hypergamy, and shares his struggles with handwriting and singing practice—with a mix of aristocratic amusement, mild irritation, and predatory disdain.
At first glance, she’d find the username a hilarious, if presumptuous, homage to her own noble title and scarlet motif. Remilia fancies herself a refined aristocrat of the night, so she’d probably smirk and tease him like a lesser pretender to the throne: “Oh? A ‘Scarlet Prince’? How quaint. But where is your mansion, your loyal maids, or your fangs? You’re no prince—just a sniveling human playing at shadows.” Her childish side might even lead to playful mockery, comparing his height woes to her own petite stature, but dismissing his incel gripes as the whining of a mortal too weak to seize what he desires.
Deeper in, though, his misogynistic threads—especially the gore-archiving one—would irk her. Remilia isn’t some simpering victim; she’s a powerful youkai who manipulates fate and sips blood without remorse. She’d see his online bitterness as pathetic cope, not true dominance: “You collect tales of ‘foids’ suffering like a voyeur in the dark? Pathetic. If you crave scarlet, come to my mansion—I could show you real crimson, not your pitiful digital scraps.” She might order Sakuya to “tidy up” his forum presence with a time-stop prank, or dismiss him entirely as beneath her notice, much like she does with Gensokyo’s lesser pests. In the end, he’d be an entertaining footnote in her eternal boredom, not a peer.
I will never hold anything but disdain for normgroids considering that they've normalized this idea that the black-pill is some "self-pitying, lazy" belief—that only people who don't want to put in effort would actively subscribe to it.Holy barbarity @The Scarlet Prince





