Ascension

[Deleted member 36776]

"ascension" for me ideally should have been in high school, say, 10th grade. I pop the cherry of my waifu 9th grader at her house in the evening when her parents are gone. I then get in my brother's car (having received my driver's license the previous week) and, for the second time in my life, light up a cigarette. I turn on the radio and Pearl Jam's "Black" starts playing on the local rock station. The suburban cul-de-sac leads to a wide freeway with light traffic. A promising future beckons.

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

It bums me out I’ll never get to pop a foids cherry. If some how i ever ascend, it won’t be the foids first. It will never be close to the same if she’s a virgin

 

[IncelKing]

Pretty sure I read this same thread word for word before on this forum, can’t remember whether it was you who posted it or some other user

 

[Deleted member 36776]

Pretty sure I read this same thread word for word before on this forum, can’t remember whether it was you who posted it or some other user

i will delete if true

 

[Deleted member 36666]

The suburban cul-de-sac leads to a wide freeway with light traffic. A promising future beckons.

Kino

 

[Pepsicel]

"ascension" for me ideally should have been in high school, say, 10th grade. I pop the cherry of my waifu 9th grader at her house in the evening when her parents are gone. I then get in my brother's car (having received my driver's license the previous week) and, for the second time in my life, light up a cigarette. I turn on the radio and Pearl Jam's "Black" starts playing on the local rock station. The suburban cul-de-sac leads to a wide freeway with light traffic. A promising future beckons.

Agree. Just be first theory is the only way of Ascention as an ugly man.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

meanwhile all we get is drug addiction, broke as fuck and ugly