Who has considered ascending via a Land Whale? Would it be a legitimate ascension or just a bad decision by someone who has hit rock bottom?
I thought whales lived deep in the sea.
Landwhales must be expensive to feed.
You have to bring extra oxygen to dig in.
Slower and harder to move around.
Breaks chairs and beds more often.
Cost a lot in healthcare.
Provides good amount of body fat in case of food shortage, useful for oil lamps or deep frying nettle leaves during hard times.
On a serious note, landwhales are going to cheat on you the same. And the worst is getting her in shape and her leaving you, it happened to a lot of guys who invested in those kinds of wildebeast.
Landwhales must be expensive to feed.
You have to bring extra oxygen to dig in.
Slower and harder to move around.
Breaks chairs and beds more often.
Cost a lot in healthcare.
Provides good amount of body fat in case of food shortage, useful for oil lamps or deep frying nettle leaves during hard times.
On a serious note, landwhales are going to cheat on you the same. And the worst is getting her in shape and her leaving you, it happened to a lot of guys who invested in those kinds of wildebeast.
This hit the nail on the head. I've thought about this a lot and it's almost a near certain fact that after you invested an exorbitant amount of time and money, getting her in shape, she will have certainly cheated on you numerous times before outright leaving you for a Chad that she met at the gym.
Getting with a Land Whale is just another falicy that appears to be the light at the end of a tunnel but, in actuality, it is just another path to nothingness. In the end, it's just helping Chad bang a Land Whale turned Stacy.
If you're considering a Land Whale, don't. It's a trap.
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Good for you, my young grey fakecel. Even landwhales don't want me, if you want sex then just go for it. That's all i can say
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I tried shooting my shot with landwhales, but I never met any who were interested in me. Part of me still feels like I do have a chance in that arena, but experience never bore it out. They want Chad just about as much as any other foid.
I mean if you are talking a legitimate landwhale I don't know whether that counts as an ascension because that's borderline not human. It would be just as legitimate to ask whether it counts to ascend with a horse at that point. Chubby girls or even fairly overweight girls could definitely be a form of ascension but once you are going human rhino tier I think it just goes too far.
Oh this question for the 257th time, I should start making an arsenal of copy paste replies.
In short:
a) landwhale != human
b) even landwhales don't date incels
In short:
a) landwhale != human
b) even landwhales don't date incels
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No foids want to even be my friends. How tf do you just decide “i’ll fuck a landwhale” one day and then go ahead with it? Where?
Landwhales often date male landwhales.
It is on par with turning gay , I’d rather kil myself than that disgusting shit
No, I'd rather not...
Chads pump and dump them
Keeping these fat foids from losing weight is also not a good investment. Who the fuck would be willing to spend hundreds of dollars on groceries on a weekly basis just for her to maintain excess lard?
Dry fast the bitch.
Keep her chained in the basement.
Coom only.
Coom fasting for landwhales works wonders.
Jesus said : "Ye shall live on Coom and Water, for ye will love milking the land and the husband"
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I've often imagined it
Don’t do it. You’ll never be fully sexually satisfied while other guys get thin prime JBs. Also, you’ll be contributing to the degeneracy of putting land whales on pedestals and hypergamy, making them feel like Stacys
Just no, brocel. I simply can't force myself to be sexually attracted to fat women. I'd willingly fuck my looksmatch, but whales are too fucking repulsive.
Inb4 "low t".
Inb4 "low t".
My dick is incapable of getting hard for landwhales. If it was, I would've left this forum ages ago.
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