Theory Ascension theory for ALL incels..

[IronsideCel]

Especially for the United Jews of Burgerlandians.
When we go to war with the China, just enlist into the military because whole world will die into nukes anyway so no point in hiding tbh..

I've heard many rumors that in war you can mass rape tiny Chinese toilets when in war or whatever country is at war..
So before you die to chemical warfare or stupid IEDs or mortars, just grab a few and have fun until the world is over. No one will be there to stop you..
And if they do, you already ascended before you die anyway..
Full proof..
I will want to ink in the gookiest noodle toilet B4 I go see my Lord

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

just die for the jews bro

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

weirdest US military recruitment ad I've read

 

[IronsideCel]

just die for the jews bro

Everyone is gonna die because of nukes lol
No point in fighting it because they've already won

 

[wastedcodeine]

weirdest US military recruitment ad I've read

 

[spcell]

I hate foids but I couldn't bring myself to rape one.

 

[Incline]

just die for the jews bro

 

[Med Amine]

seems nice but we will probably die before getting to these said villages
they always use incels are meat armors in wars

 

[db-bchr-iv]

War is really not what it used to be. It's not a way of ascension anymore unless modern armies somehow get tired of the current arrangement and turn into foederati.
>can't really sack cities and loot enemies anymore
>still do the same dangerous job for meager pay
>can now die at any time in ways you can't reasonably predict from missiles, mortars, artillery, aerial bombardment, bombs, mines, snipers, etc.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

War is really not what it used to be. It's not a way of ascension anymore unless modern armies somehow get tired of the current arrangement and turn into foederati.
>can't really sack cities and loot enemies anymore
>still do the same dangerous job for meager pay
>can now die at any time in ways you can't reasonably predict from missiles, mortars, artillery, aerial bombardment, bombs, mines, snipers, etc.

I mean, there's probably still a decent amount of rape in eg. the ukraine war, bc it's slavs

but you're right that modern western armies are heavily restrained.

 

[Hispanicel]

my great grandfather was dirlewanger

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

Nice cope but none of us would be able to pass the fitness tests because we're genetically inferior.

 

[Natey Nate]

Especially for the United Jews of Burgerlandians.
When we go to war with the China, just enlist into the military because whole world will die into nukes anyway so no point in hiding tbh..

I've heard many rumors that in war you can mass rape tiny Chinese toilets when in war or whatever country is at war..
So before you die to chemical warfare or stupid IEDs or mortars, just grab a few and have fun until the world is over. No one will be there to stop you..
And if they do, you already ascended before you die anyway..
Full proof..
I will want to ink in the gookiest noodle toilet B4 I go see my Lord

The black transgender army generals will not allow any raping

 

[Adolf Kitler]

weirdest US military recruitment ad I've read