JFL Ascending at age 25. Will you know what to do with a girl?

[oldcel75]

A friend of my ascended at age 25. He was so nerdy all his life, got also a lot of bullying that made him zero self esteem. His manletism also did not help.
And one day at age 25 he was able to invite an 8/10 prime 20 yo stacy to his room "to show her his coin collection". I don't know, maybe he did some service to the devil or something and got her as payment from him.
So what he did? He really showed her his coin collection, explaining about every fucking coin. After one hour (!) the girl took the matters in her own hands and ascended him.
So, would we know what to do with a girl after so many years of loneliness and misery?

 

[Insomniac]

I’m nearing that age and would have no idea what to do tbh. My behavior is too strange and autistic.

 

[ovrload]

I’m nearing that age and would have no idea what to do tbh. My behavior is too strange and autistic.

I don’t even want a girlfriend any more. I wouldn’t cope living with a woman

 

[First loss]

Lmao my nigga was satanmaxxing Satan hears our prayers.

 

[Insomniac]

I don’t even want a girlfriend any more. I wouldn’t cope living with a woman

Yeah I’m starting to feel the same. Teen relationships are the only worthwhile ones.

 

[Deleted member 6470]

In some case the basic instinct would kick in.

 

[Swiswis]

the girl knew he was virgin, and told everything to her girlfriends the next day...

 

[FlyFace]

I’m nearing that age and would have no idea what to do tbh. My behavior is too strange and autistic.

I always get really nervous when I talk to people, I don't really maintain any worthwhile friendships either. I can't pass the first stepping stone let alone the last hurdle. Plus I have lots of unattractive features that make me invisible to the modern Foid. Bad bones, eyes, face, voice.. why even bother.

 

[Deleted member 16713]

Did he have any major facial flaws?

 

[Salustio]

I would show the girl my collection of hentais.

 

[Wonder]

I would be clueless. Honestly, I don't even know how low the hole is.

 

[Ignas]

Lifefuel for me as a coin collector
Lifefuel for me as a coin collector

 

[VictoryOrDeath]

I would be clueless. Honestly, I don't even know how low the hole is.

Same tbh.

I don't have any of the basics.

How is it possible to ever ascend in such conditions??

 

[Nakuro]

low iq, stop larping

 

[Michael15651]

the girl knew he was virgin, and told everything to her girlfriends the next day...

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

a 25 year old girls probably more experience in sex than you have in your favorite video game. while you were min maxing and grinding stats she was fucking chads

 

[Deleted member 16980]

All my experience would be from anime that I watched and cheesy 80's movies I watched as a kid. I would probably creep the foid out and drive her away honestly.

 

[RollD20]

I thin its too late for me to develop a healthy relationship with a foid tbh. Only thing I have to go off is shows and what I see on youtube.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

So, would we know what to do with a girl after so many years of loneliness and misery?

Finger her like i'm playing a death metal bass line.

 

[OverIt]

All my experience would be from anime that I watched and cheesy 80's movies I watched as a kid. I would probably creep the foid out and drive her away honestly.

Same. Doubt id even get far enough in a convo to creep her out but ehh no one said I had hope in ascending

 

[Deleted member 8353]

I'm almost 25 now, and I would have no idea what to do. Even if I didn't have all the challenges that I already had before, I doubt I'd be able to find a female that would put up with me. It's over for me, I couldn't develop normally.

I don't want a relationship, at least not at this point, I want my preconception of a relationship.

Teen relationships are the only worthwhile ones.

 

[BKFL]

She probably wanted the money.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

First time going to an escort it took me a sec to find the hole. But it comes pretty naturally to you in my case

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Lmao my nigga was satanmaxxing Satan hears our prayers.

 

[Deleted member 60]

just be mario theory

 

[Crustaciouse]

I've never even kissed a girl so I imagine I'd become completely nervous, start turning red and sweating like crazy

 

[swissincel]

Having ascended implies that you are good looking enough that it doesnt matter what you do

 

[AsiaCel]

Im too autistic for this and even if my autism would to disappear tmr I would still be too mentally damaged to hold a relationship.

 

[universallyabhorred]

If you are still a kissless dateless virgin by age 25 it is time to go ER.

 

[wasted12years]

Well most foids have godlike sex experience due to riding the cock carousel and reading female magazines on how to have good sex.

Of course they will feel uncomfortable when an incel who has zero experience will go in for the kill. I'm dreading that moment and i'm past 25. I Will have performance anxiety no matter how many days i've done nofap.

 

[HumanTrash]

I wonder if they'd do the same for me after showing my Pokemon-collection?