As you read this at least 1 of the girls you know is having sex

[Morpheus]

And her partner is not you. Just KYS if you are an incel in 2018.

 

[jagermeister]

so many it's over, kys posts yet so many incels still rotting "alive"

 

[Morpheus]

so many it's over, kys posts yet so many incels still rotting "alive"

We are all pussies

 

[Jockcel]

Every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa.

 

[42cel]

Every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa.

Brutal minutepill

 

[Dekim]

Jokes on you I don't know any girls.


Oh...

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Dammit I didn't think of that, my day just became even shittier.

 

[tehgymcel420]

I don't know any girls.

 

[Grain_of_sin]

Girls dismiss me before I even get into the friend zone.

 

[zebracrossing]

We are all pussies

I definitely am!

 

[KvltWarrior98]

Well, let's do a bit of math here:

First of all, according to The Penguin Atlas of Human Sexual Behavior the act of sexual intercourse roughly occurs 120 million times a day (questionable indeed, yet for the sake of this post, let's assume it is true). That means that in a worst case scenario 240 million people have sex daily. Ok, that's 10 million people an hour, or even more relevant to your initial statement: 166667 people a minute.

Assuming that one human being can be acquainted with no more than 2000 (as in knowing their name and recognizing them), and also assuming that half of them are women, that means 1000 people to choose from. Assuming all of them are sexually active...

Considering the numbers that means taht there is a chance of 0.59% for this statement of yours to be true.

I mean it's not that much, but still, there is a possibility

 

[NormieCunt97]

Yeah it's probably mum getting destroyed by dad

 

[Juxtaposition6]

R,I,P brave soul.

 

[NormieCunt97]

He tried and miserably failed.
His bait could've been better.

Talking about girls getting fucked, but getting himself fucked by the admins.
What a way to go.

 

[Deleted member 1783]

Well, let's do a bit of math here:

First of all, according to The Penguin Atlas of Human Sexual Behavior the act of sexual intercourse roughly occurs 120 million times a day (questionable indeed, yet for the sake of this post, let's assume it is true). That means that in a worst case scenario 240 million people have sex daily. Ok, that's 10 million people an hour, or even more relevant to your initial statement: 166667 people a minute.

Assuming that one human being can be acquainted with no more than 2000 (as in knowing their name and recognizing them), and also assuming that half of them are women, that means 1000 people to choose from. Assuming all of them are sexually active...

Considering the numbers that means taht there is a chance of 0.59% for this statement of yours to be true.

I mean it's not that much, but still, there is a possibility

Fucking mathcel

quality post but 

"[font=georgia,]The average American knows about 600 people." Source: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/19/science/the-average-american-knows-how-many-people.html[/font]

[font=georgia,]Assuming half of them are women, 300 people to choose from. Assuming all of them are sexually active...[/font]

[font=georgia,]0.17% chance[/font]

 

[Tellem--T]

I don't know any girls.