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Experiment As incel, would you accept this offer

Would you accept this offer?


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Mohamedömar

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If you moved to russia, and you got an offer from the russian military.

The offer is you fight for russia in ukraine for 2 straight years and at the end of your service, you will get 100,000$, russian citizenship, and a blond russian foid to marry, would you accept this offer? BUT WAIT, you would fight in the first lines in a direct combats and in dangerous places, the probability of you being killed is 95% to 99.9%.
 
$50k a year to almost certainly die the first week ? bro do you genuienly believe the christian orthodox hyper masculine mafia state will even seriously consider letting you look at one of their women never mind actually award you one ? if you even survive the 2 years they will most definetely kill you. Atleast make it a little realistic, I want $250k PER YEAR TAX FREE, For atleast 1 year minimum to be paid out to my selected next of kin if i'm KIA, I want a 1time, 50k Cash starting Bonus, I Do want Russian citizenship an in stead of the Blonde foid i could realistically see them offering a nicer top of the line ex soviet apartment to own an live in. With all that you should be able to get any blonde russian foid considering how poor the country is. Also We need to start a Incel PMC if we would like to make this a reality.
 
What kind of offer is this jfl

may as well jump off a cliff to achieve the same effect
 
If you moved to russia, and you got an offer from the russian military.

The offer is you fight for russia in ukraine for 2 straight years and at the end of your service, you will get 100,000$, russian citizenship, and a blond russian foid to marry, would you accept this offer? BUT WAIT, you would fight in the first lines in a direct combats and in dangerous places, the probability of you being killed is 95% to 99.9%.
nah, its like saying spend your life savings on the lotto. it wont happen. i wont survive. im not a steroid fueled 6 foot 10 slavic bwc nigga with a 25 inch bidelt and a 9 inch penis and 3000 mg-ml of test
 
Have to be retarded to say yes
 
This is an interesting post, but only for the laugh. It's retarded to accept such offer. Modern warfare is no joke, you would die before the 10-minute deployment into the battlefield. Drone technology is disgustingly unfair. Being an inexperienced soldier who jumps right into the field seems even more retarded.
 
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lmao but nah for real this is actually the low end of the scale when it comes to private military security work, i know of a website that shows active postings an most of the ones that put you in any real danger will pay a minimum of 2k a day. This is obviously for experienced former special forces of course but even for non SpecOps guys will easily clear 1k to 1200 a day even for lounging around on a merchant ship.

We need to start a PMC group, Wagner adjacent , Resources for payment type deal, with enough experienced soldiers we could start a training Incel bootcamp/support group an recruit guys from this pool to a blackpilled PMC , mostly to give guys a training option that's not the gynocentric governments military with retarded foids an barrack bunnies fuckin their superior officers. Once we start the corporation, we start mass recruitment of INCEL men , neets an chuds who are blackpilled an incel, we take the shortcells an fatcells an whip them into combat shape by any means necessary. We give them steroids an TRT, Train a bunch of people in all different trades an expertise, we give them each a role an job to do.. we could take over Somalia an build a port to control the gates to the Red Sea. Income for generations for every member.

I still believe there's alot of raw untapped potential in this group of young angry sexually frustrated males an as one of them I would much rather WE benefit from the fruits of our labor instead of stacies sociopath billionaire dad an the normie society that already treats its own veterans like absolute trash. The Black Pill Legion will take care of all of its veterans.
 
This is an interesting post, but only for the laugh. It's retarded to accept such offer. Modern warfare is no joke, you would die before the 10-minute deployment into the battlefield. Drone technology is disgustingly unfair. Being an inexperienced soldier who jumps right into the field seems even more retarded.
Drone tech is unfair but its still new enough that even large modern armies are having a comically hard time to adapt , ofcourse you got your uncle sam who will just throw enough money at the problem but we got countries like Canada that are so far behind Drone tech is not even on their radar their havin trouble holding on to recruits.
 
$50k a year to almost certainly die the first week ? bro do you genuienly believe the christian orthodox hyper masculine mafia state will even seriously consider letting you look at one of their women never mind actually award you one ? if you even survive the 2 years they will most definetely kill you. Atleast make it a little realistic, I want $250k PER YEAR TAX FREE, For atleast 1 year minimum to be paid out to my selected next of kin if i'm KIA, I want a 1time, 50k Cash starting Bonus, I Do want Russian citizenship an in stead of the Blonde foid i could realistically see them offering a nicer top of the line ex soviet apartment to own an live in. With all that you should be able to get any blonde russian foid considering how poor the country is. Also We need to start a Incel PMC if we would like to make this a reality.
You are only a useless number in their eyes lol
 
This is an interesting post, but only for the laugh. It's retarded to accept such offer. Modern warfare is no joke, you would die before the 10-minute deployment into the battlefield. Drone technology is disgustingly unfair. Being an inexperienced soldier who jumps right into the field seems even more retarded.
True
 
Even if I say yes it's likely I'll die to my own side or have a landmine strapped to me since Slavs really really really hate nigs like me
 
You are only a useless number in their eyes lol
why are they even makin the offer if thats the case ? plenty of jeets already bein tricked to fly up their on their own accord anyways.
 
What kind of offer is this jfl

may as well jump off a cliff to achieve the same effect
Away from kidding
This is the nealy the russian offers (except the russian foid)
 
why are they even makin the offer if thats the case ? plenty of jeets already bein tricked to fly up their on their own accord anyways.
Russia has a big casualities, so putin wants to compensate the loss and sacrifice some useless niggers in his war
 
Even if I say yes it's likely I'll die to my own side or have a landmine strapped to me since Slavs really really really hate nigs like me
you saw that video too huh ? idk why i never assumed russians were tolerant people but given the history of the soviet union an their anti west stance i would think they'd atleast be neutral to us since theres rarely any niggas up their anyways so theres no way for them to get black fatigue, that climate is not made for blacks so when i saw they were no different infact a little worst i was like wtf these white niggers are lame as hell.
 
I would unironically rather die for Israel than their failing slavnigger country
 
you saw that video too huh ? idk why i never assumed russians were tolerant people but given the history of the soviet union an their anti west stance i would think they'd atleast be neutral to us since theres rarely any niggas up their anyways so theres no way for them to get black fatigue, that climate is not made for blacks so when i saw they were no different infact a little worst i was like wtf these white niggers are lame as hell.
It's kind of funny in the end. There are barely any nigs in Slav countries and yet they probably hate us the most, and they actually do something about it whenever they see us, but tbf, compared to other Whites they're kind of low inhib.
Other European countries where there are a lot of nigs, nobody does anything about them even if they commit crime
 
terrible offer, can I just get the blonde foid
 
It's kind of funny in the end. There are barely any nigs in Slav countries and yet they probably hate us the most, and they actually do something about it whenever they see us, but tbf, compared to other Whites they're kind of low inhib.
Other European countries where there are a lot of nigs, nobody does anything about them even if they commit crime
Yeah this part actually enrages me because i don't care to be in any slavic country but i would like to go to western europe without already bein labeled an watched because of a bunch of unruly nigerian scammers decide to turn paris into a ghetto rap music video.
 
Look even when my grandfathers actually got women worthy of being the mother of their children they came back fucked up from war. I'd probably end up as drone fodder within the first week.
 
First off, I think marriage is pointless for various reasons which I will not get into right now. Secondly, I cannot even get a permit to carry a pistol in my state as I recently found out, and I know that I would have never been allowed to enlist in the US military as psychiatric waivers are almost impossible to get from MEPS. I doubt I would be allowed to enlist in the Ukrainian military, either, hypothetically.

Anyway, $50k is quite low. I would do it for $200k a year considering the fighting conditions over there. As for "Stacy" I would want to pick from a pool of volunteer women so that I would have some choice about it rather than being hypothetically stuck with some miserable peasant with most of her teeth missing.
 
If you moved to russia, and you got an offer from the russian military.

The offer is you fight for russia in ukraine for 2 straight years and at the end of your service, you will get 100,000$, russian citizenship, and a blond russian foid to marry, would you accept this offer? BUT WAIT, you would fight in the first lines in a direct combats and in dangerous places, the probability of you being killed is 95% to 99.9%.
Hell no
 
the probability of you being killed is 95% to 99.9%.
50k a year to see the horrors of war, sleep next to corpses in trenches and a 5% chance to live at best. All for 100k to buy a traphouse in the ghetto and a piece of pussy that is going to drain me financially anyway. Sounds like a deal.
 
If you moved to russia, and you got an offer from the russian military.

The offer is you fight for russia in ukraine for 2 straight years and at the end of your service, you will get 100,000$, russian citizenship, and a blond russian foid to marry, would you accept this offer? BUT WAIT, you would fight in the first lines in a direct combats and in dangerous places, the probability of you being killed is 95% to 99.9%.
No let the ethnic mercs do the combat
Its a brutal pill in war because Russia drafts many ethnics from inside its borders, outside its borders, foreign mercs and prisoniers
 
If you moved to russia, and you got an offer from the russian military.

The offer is you fight for russia in ukraine for 2 straight years and at the end of your service, you will get 100,000$, russian citizenship, and a blond russian foid to marry, would you accept this offer? BUT WAIT, you would fight in the first lines in a direct combats and in dangerous places, the probability of you being killed is 95% to 99.9%.
No, I would die for sure in the front.
 
This is an interesting post, but only for the laugh. It's retarded to accept such offer. Modern warfare is no joke, you would die before the 10-minute deployment into the battlefield. Drone technology is disgustingly unfair. Being an inexperienced soldier who jumps right into the field seems even more retarded.
 
dying is escaping inceldom and so is coming out of the war so yes
 
Trash offer nigga. I wanna just cope and rot alone in my first world nation.
 
Drone tech is unfair but its still new enough that even large modern armies are having a comically hard time to adapt , ofcourse you got your uncle sam who will just throw enough money at the problem but we got countries like Canada that are so far behind Drone tech is not even on their radar their havin trouble holding on to recruits.
An AK-47 is a gun made in the 1940s. Is it an old and outdated weapon? Yes. Can it kill you? Also yes.

What kind of argument is this? You're not gonna survive in any war if you are inexperienced. But then, even a 6'8 genetic beast, with steroids and a decade of military training can still be blown up by drone explosives if he's being incautious at the wrong moment. Drone technology is still highly lethal, despite it's lack of advancement.
 
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This is how life is for lonely low iq men here in russia not even kidding. Their life sucks and they sign that contract to go and die by a drone. Before going to war they usually find themselves an runthrough 30.yo foid with a kid and spend money they were given on them. I've seen that countless times with my own eyes, one time a man came to the shop with his foid and a kid, he bought ps5 pro, iPhone 17, some GPU like 5070, then he got a call and I heard that he was saying that he signed a contract :feelsLSD:
They don't even get a good virgin Russian blonde foid, they get alholoic finnougric subhumans with 20+ bodies usually
 

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An AK-47 is a gun made in the 1940s. Is it an old and outdated weapon? Yes. Can it kill you? Also yes.

What kind of argument is this? You're not gonna survive in any war if you are inexperienced. But then, even a 6'8 genetic beast, with steroids and a decade of military training can still be blown up by drone explosives if he's being incautious at the wrong moment. Drone technology is still highly lethal, despite it's lack of advancement.
i don't even know the argument i made that your counter arguing ? all i said was Drone Warfare is a New Technology an that most countries dont have either the will or money in starting Drone Factories. It's definetly main stream in Ukraine an is probably responsible for a bulk of the casualties but in places like the middle east or africa it's just catching on. No i don't recommend inexperienced soldiers to jump on the front line for 50k a year.
 
If you moved to russia, and you got an offer from the russian military.

The offer is you fight for russia in ukraine for 2 straight years and at the end of your service, you will get 100,000$, russian citizenship, and a blond russian foid to marry, would you accept this offer? BUT WAIT, you would fight in the first lines in a direct combats and in dangerous places, the probability of you being killed is 95% to 99.9%.
I cannot fight for the anti-Christ system
 
What's the point? I would get bombed by a drone within the first week.
 
I am mildly suicidal so I would do it because it's a win-win
 

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