It's Over As if the idea of a "Superman" wasn't bad enough, here you go!

[JayGoptri]

Brace yourselves. Anyone still clinging to DC/Marvel stuffs has to fully accept the reality.

"The new Superman comes out as bisexual in new issue, DC Comics says - National | Globalnews.ca" https://globalnews.ca/news/8258043/new-superman-bisexual/amp/

 

[Deleted member 37146]

They really take everything away do they
Never was a fan of Superman, he's a giga alien chad who's arrogant as fuck and clearly on the bridge of genociding humanity everyday. If I was living under Superman's regime (don't get it twisted, the guy rules the planet, the whole galaxy, he recharges with the sun for fuck sake) I would stockpile Kryptonite just in case he doesn't get his order at Wendy's right and decide to blow the Earth to pieces.

 

[ShowerTaker]

Looks like a good opportunity to make some money by selling "This is not my superman" and "Superman is gay, deal with it" online.

 

[JayGoptri]

Looks like a good opportunity to make some money by selling "This is not my superman" and "Superman is gay, deal with it" online.

Meaning that one half of the fan crowd will oppose it and that in turn will make money too?

They really take everything away do they
Never was a fan of Superman, he's a giga alien chad who's arrogant as fuck and clearly on the bridge of genociding humanity everyday. If I was living under Superman's regime (don't get it twisted, the guy rules the planet, the whole galaxy, he recharges with the sun for fuck sake) I would stockpile Kryptonite just in case he doesn't get his order at Wendy's right and decide to blow the Earth to pieces.

So what you're infact saying is, you admire the Lex Luthor archetype ? I agree with the critisism of Superman however. Btw, Superman, James Bond...all the same !

 

[JayGoptri]

They really take everything away do they
Never was a fan of Superman, he's a giga alien chad who's arrogant as fuck and clearly on the bridge of genociding humanity everyday. If I was living under Superman's regime (don't get it twisted, the guy rules the planet, the whole galaxy, he recharges with the sun for fuck sake) I would stockpile Kryptonite just in case he doesn't get his order at Wendy's right and decide to blow the Earth to pieces.

And come to think of it, no reason to even call him an "alien". It's interesting how the story posits that the one alien humanity discovers in the Superman part of the DC universe story must look like a giga chad..

..Because of course, anything that is able to do amazing things HAS to be super cut and super good looking. "Super" is the toxic word here! No way around it !

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

They really take everything away do they
Never was a fan of Superman, he's a giga alien chad who's arrogant as fuck and clearly on the bridge of genociding humanity everyday. If I was living under Superman's regime (don't get it twisted, the guy rules the planet, the whole galaxy, he recharges with the sun for fuck sake) I would stockpile Kryptonite just in case he doesn't get his order at Wendy's right and decide to blow the Earth to pieces.

Based and 100% agree

 

[Massimo The Lonecel]

Superman's Dead Living In My Head.

 

[Therapywasaaste]

Superman's sorta dumb, in one scene he'll be flying around the earth to make it spin the other way, then in the next he'll struggle to lift a train.
In general he isn't given enough limitations and is boring.
And he stole my PCP!

 

[Caesercel]

Super man super man. Does whatever a super man does

 

[ldargoblin]

Now his gay costume makes sense.

 

[JayGoptri]

Milk both the people for and against it.

Probably true !

Now his gay costume makes sense.

Speaking of bad costumes: Only India's bollywood can alter or change Superman's image. There can be no room for SuperHomoMan in western culture.