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SuicideFuel As a man, there are a billion different ways you can fail at sex

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When it comes to sex, we men have a billion different ways to fail

You can be born with a genetic code that will condemn you to only have sex by paying for it
So you have the money? You can still have erectile dysfunction because of the anxiety
So you can get hard? You can still feel insecure about your dick size
So you have a decent size? You can still have premature ejaculation
So you didn't have premature ejaculation? You can still find it to be an awful experience for other reasons

It's like there is always a brand new way at failing at having a good sexual experience. Even if you are willing to pay for it.
 
foids do not need to do anything. their hole can just swallow cum and thats all
 
cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope

just have big dick

that's all
 
Even the ugliest and most disgusting woman can have sex because I'd be willing to have sex with her
Nobody will ever want to have sex with me because I was born ugly
 
You forgot those who are born gay lolz.
 
The world caters to women and those that have sex.

Most media, music and shows that aren't animated are about relationships, love, heartbreak and the drama that surrounds it.

That's why I don't believe it when people here say that normies aren't getting laid as much. There is only so many ways you can fake having had sexual experience before others find out. Normies definitely don't have it as good as chads but they are still getting laid and can relate to all the romantic and sexual themes in the media they consume.
 
I feel like the anxiety would prevent me from getting a boner. Whenever I try to take a pic of my dick it immediatly goes down. It's hard man
 
Men have so many things to do, have so much pressure over their shoulders when it comes to sex.
Women just have to open their legs and fake moan.
 
Men have so many things to do, have so much pressure over their shoulders when it comes to sex.
Women just have to open their legs and fake moan.

This is one comment I'll have to disagree with, woman have to tolerate way more when it comes to sex, being on the giving end means its all on you, true, but being on the receiving end is no picnic, and there's an extreme and growing laundry list of shit women are expected to do with their partners

Like really think about it, anal is a norm for sex these days, so its EXPECTED that your GF or Wife does anal with you at some point

Imagine growing up knowing full well that a hole in which you are used to pushing something soft out is destined to be ravaged and have something rigid shoved in and out over and over, imagine getting into a relationship knowing you are expected to offer up your asshole to be reamed JFL

Its a completely different dynamic, men have to exert most of the energy and effort, that I agree with, but if I had to choose I'd always choose the giving end rather than the receiving end, and not just because I'm a man, even outside the context of being a man its objectively better

Think of all the shit a woman is going to have to tolerate in sex

They are expected to do blow jobs so they have to get used to feeling like puking, learning to control their gag reflex, learning to make themselves salivate to properly lube up your dick, etc

Just blow jobs alone are an annoying task when you think about it

Everything to do with sex for a man is about effort

EVERYTHING TO DO WITH SEX WITH A WOMAN IS ABOUT DOING THINGS WITH YOUR HOLES THAT AREN'T NORMAL FROM A BIOLOGICAL STANDPOINT

Nothing rigid is supposed to go up your ass, nothing rigid is supposed to be shoved in and out of your throat, you aren't supposed to be swallowing sperm and every guy wants his bitch to swallow (oh yeah, having to taste cum, that's another thing women are expected to do, I doubt it tastes good at all but I've heard diet changes the taste lol)

Lets try and be unbiased here, sex is no picnic for women, you have to tolerate a lot of uncomfortable and disgusting shit

Of course I've only considered a womans perspective because I'm an escortcel and I can flashback to cumming on a bitches tits, and I remember thinking about how she felt in that position lol, being the "sexual submissive" (female role in the bedroom) is not a good position at all, I'd never want to be a woman

I'd recommend you read this thread to get where I'm coming from about the kind of "effort" women have to put into sex


Its not easy at all being a woman in the bedroom lol, think about it, do you enjoy taking shits?, I don't, it feels weird and even hurts a little, now imaging taking a bunch of fast and hard rigid shits in quick succession over a period of 15 mins to an hour. That's what anal sex is from the woman's perspective, from the man's perspective its just pure bliss of this tight spasming hole just sucking you in, I haven't done it yet but I know its going to be amazing (not to mention your pelvis is just pounding into a soft cushion)

Sex is definitely better as a man, without question, women get to have multiple orgasms as a tradeoff, its evolutions way of making them be able to tolerate all of the strain lol
 
Like really think about it, anal is a norm for sex these days, so its EXPECTED that your GF or Wife does anal with you at some point
Depends on the country.

I happen to have some blackpill oriented conversations with my brother who is the exact opposite of me and mogs me in almost all fields, he is having sex regularly with many different foids and is hypergamous (because he is good looking and has a very high charisma). However, he never does anal, firstly because he knows that receptive anal intercourse carries HIV way more than others intercourse (a girl having anal could carry HIV while other have near 0% probability to carry it), but also because he's not interested in it, which could be rare. And the bourgeoisie foids he fucks usually refuse anal anyway.

Usually when he knows a girl is having anal, his immediate reaction is to put on a condom. I don't think women tolerate it a lot, and then can say "I'm not prepared for anal" which is a decent excuse, and the man has to fight over it for weeks, months or even years to get to it with his partner.

EVERYTHING TO DO WITH SEX WITH A WOMAN IS ABOUT DOING THINGS WITH YOUR HOLES THAT AREN'T NORMAL FROM A BIOLOGICAL STANDPOINT

I agree with this, especially with chads, their brains go so crazy, it makes them accept about anything. But once again, the chad must be a slayer if he wants the girl to go full anal.

I don't think anal is a regular thing. It may change from countries to other, but in mine, I would say it's waaaaay below the vanilla sex, probably even marginal compared to it.
 
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I don't think anal is a regular thing. It may change from countries to other, but in mine, I would say it's waaaaay below the vanilla sex, probably even marginal compared to it.

It is for most countries at this point, unless you are living in some muslim country there's alot of anal taking place, people just aren't as open about it like in western countries but its taking place a lot
 
-you have decent looks,you are non nt
 
Man must work and deserve to get sex meanwhile foids need only to spread their legs anywhere anytime
 
There are some mental problems that can really fuck you up like severe autism and schizophrenia but the chances of having these and being a Chadrone are very small anyway
 
There are some mental problems that can really fuck you up like severe autism and schizophrenia but the chances of having these and being a Chadrone are very small anyway
Location can be the worst for non Nt people
 
Giga COPE .
A lot of foids never have an orgasm their entire life, let alone multiple orgasms

You mean they've never had orgasms with the men they are currently with and mention in posts online, they've had orgasms with Chad
 
Just be born as a Chad and nothing will ever go wrong.
 
Like really think about it, anal is a norm for sex these days, so its EXPECTED that your GF or Wife does anal with you at some point
lol no anal is for chad only
 
Was gonna come in and say this
Cope thread. All you need is a big dick
Unless you are talking porn actor levels (in which case you can become an actual porn actor), then its pointless.
 
Men have so many things to do, have so much pressure over their shoulders when it comes to sex.
Women just have to open their legs and fake moan.
 
Soy cuck gigacope
How is it coping that even having an huge dick is pointless if you are ugly, you dumb cocksucker?
Face is everything, your small dick is not the reason you are incel, your face is.
 
Face is everything, your small dick is not the reason you are incel, your face is.
Both are. My dick makes me unable to ascend, even if i had a good face
keep coping
 
Both are. My dick makes me unable to ascend, even if i had a good face
keep coping
Your face makes you unable to ascend, even if you had a big dick, dumbass
 
Your face makes you unable to ascend, even if you had a big dick, dumbass
Massive cope
dick is literally the tool that determines if sex feels good or not
look at this cope @Personalityinkwell
 
Massive cope
dick is literally the tool that determines if sex feels good or not
look at this cope @Personalityinkwell
I've never seen a good looking man who couldn't have sex.
Are you telling me all good looking men have big dicks? Low IQ shit
And JFL at you prioritizing female pleasure over your own like the good soy cuck retard that you are :soy: :soy: :soy: :soy:
 
I've never seen a good looking man who couldn't have sex.
Are you telling me all good looking men have big dicks? Low IQ shit
And JFL at you prioritizing female pleasure over your own like the good soy cuck retard that you are :soy: :soy: :soy: :soy:
Not what i said cuck
small dick= death sentence
 
Not what i said cuck
small dick= death sentence
Chad fucks Stacy with his small dick he doesn't give a shit about her pleasure unlike you :soy: :soy: :soy: :soy:
And if she dishes him out due to his dick he can simply grab another one by the pussy
 
Massive cope
dick is literally the tool that determines if sex feels good or not
look at this cope @Personalityinkwell
dickpill is by far the most underrated
 

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