TeeHee As a man, I have to admit: I sexually fantasize about being robbed at gun point

[RobertGarnicasAPedo]

No, that does not mean I want to be robbed. I just jerk off while thinking about it, and would enjoy having someone consensually pointing a gun at my head and telling me to give them something. It turns me on, and there's nothing wrong with that. There are 50 shades of robbery.

This does not mean I am not TERRIFIED of being robbed! This does not mean I do not reach for my mace in the dark because I'm afraid of some creepy man coming over and robbing me at gunpoint. Just because I jerk off to this does not mean I'm not TERRIFIED of it and it shouldn't be the worst crime ever!

It's the FEAR that makes it so bad. The amount of fear that means you need to see a theRapist.

If I were robbed at gunpoint, or someone THREATENED to rob me at gunpoint but then didn't actually do it, I would be as terrified as a woman having a panic attack because she saw a spider in the shower! I would be as terrified as a "shy" girl who got called on in class when she didn't know the answer to the question. I would be as terrified as a woman of being seen by other women after gaining weight. I would be as terrified as a woman who has seen Becky has more Instagram followers than her. I would be as a terrified as a woman who sees her Chad boyfriend talking to Stacy.

 

[Pancakecel]

 

[Hopeless Hermit]

afraid of some creepy man coming over and robbing me at gunpoint. Just because I jerk off to this does not mean I'm not TERRIFIED of it and it shouldn't be the worst crime ever!

jerking off to a man robbing you at gunpoint is pretty fucking gay

 

[Passion]

jerking off to a man robbing you at gunpoint is pretty fucking gay

I'm pretty sure he's making a joke about women being into rape

 

[Hopeless Hermit]

I'm pretty sure he's making a joke about women being into rape

idk nigga im autistic ok

 

[Bulbasaur]

You are a homosexual.

 

[Hopeless Hermit]

You are a homosexual.

 

[Passion]

You are a homosexual.

Come on how can you not get this is a parody of women with rape

There are 50 shades of robbery.

This does not mean I am not TERRIFIED of being robbed! This does not mean I do not reach for my mace in the dark because I'm afraid of some creepy man coming over and robbing me at gunpoint. Just because I jerk off to this does not mean I'm not TERRIFIED of it and it shouldn't be the worst crime ever!

 

[RobertGarnicasAPedo]

I'm pretty sure he's making a joke about women being into rape

Are you suggesting there's something sexual about ROBBERY? I'll have you know that robbery is about power, not sex.

It's not about the money, either. It's about the POWER robbers feel when they rob somebody.

We live in a robbery culture.

 

[Poopless One]

You'd love thugmaxxers then....

Feggit...

 

[Passion]

IDcels have become too low IQ and insult someone or chimp out too fast without understanding them

 

[ANTAGONIST]

You are a homosexual.

 

[ANTAGONIST]

IDcels have become too low IQ and insult someone or chimp out too fast without understanding them

People here have a really hard time understanding allegorical texts and comparisons.

 

[ANTAGONIST]

Are you suggesting there's something sexual about ROBBERY? I'll have you know that robbery is about power, not sex.

It's not about the money, either. It's about the POWER robbers feel when they rob somebody.

We live in a robbery culture.

Brilliant thread as always. You have a way with words.

 

[Bulbasaur]

Come on how can you not get this is a parody of women with rape

Don't care. The analogy is tortured.

 

[Passion]

Don't care. The analogy is tortured.

That is fair I wouldn't say it is serious though

 

[Emba]

Reported

 

[Gen.SchizoAfricanus]

that's crazy i fantasize about robbing someone at gunpoint , do you wanna like meet up sometimes ? maybe grab a coffee ?

 

[RobertGarnicasAPedo]

that's crazy i fantasize about robbing someone at gunpoint , do you wanna like meet up sometimes ? maybe grab a coffee ?

Robbery is for Chads only.

 

[Gen.SchizoAfricanus]

Robbery is for Chads only.

Nigga. The INCEL MAFIA FAMILY (IMF) is comin to rob every niggers chain an we gonna put a tax on every Chad an Foid, Once we take over all the Gambling, Drugs an Prostitution .

 

[retardedcripple]

Robcels aren't real

 

[lmlawi]

No, that does not mean I want to be robbed. I just jerk off while thinking about it, and would enjoy having someone consensually pointing a gun at my head and telling me to give them something. It turns me on, and there's nothing wrong with that. There are 50 shades of robbery.

This does not mean I am not TERRIFIED of being robbed! This does not mean I do not reach for my mace in the dark because I'm afraid of some creepy man coming over and robbing me at gunpoint. Just because I jerk off to this does not mean I'm not TERRIFIED of it and it shouldn't be the worst crime ever!

It's the FEAR that makes it so bad. The amount of fear that means you need to see a theRapist.

If I were robbed at gunpoint, or someone THREATENED to rob me at gunpoint but then didn't actually do it, I would be as terrified as a woman having a panic attack because she saw a spider in the shower! I would be as terrified as a "shy" girl who got called on in class when she didn't know the answer to the question. I would be as terrified as a woman of being seen by other women after gaining weight. I would be as terrified as a woman who has seen Becky has more Instagram followers than her. I would be as a terrified as a woman who sees her Chad boyfriend talking to Stacy.

i see what you did there

 

[lmlawi]

IDcels have become too low IQ and insult someone or chimp out too fast without understanding them

tourists so retarded mods have to intervene, look at my incels man...

 

[britishloser]

jerking off to a man robbing you at gunpoint is pretty fucking gay