The arguments I've been having with my parents used to be simple banter back and forth, but in the last 2 years they have slowly evolved from that into full on shouting matches and I'm sick of it. I really wish those normies would stop pretending to care about me and let me LDAR in peace. However, something happened recently that has given me a good dose of laughter I really needed.
A symptom of living with my parents is that I share the laundry room with both them and my sisters. After doing my laundry, I felt like something was missing and then I realized it was my Iron Cross necklace. Now, obviously I couldn't just go around asking them if they've seen my Iron Cross necklace because that would signal how Based I am and my family aren't exactly the biggest fans of Basedness. While I was searching I got a text from my sister that said and I quote, "I borrowed ur necklace cuz it looked cool. Will give back to u once I get home." At first, I had a cluster of thoughts go through my head. "What if she damages it?" "What if she loses it?" But then I realized something of far greater magnitude that could occur. That being, her getting in trouble for wearing it. With that in mind, I decided not to text her and tell her not to wear it. I mean, the look on her face when she gets detention or even suspended for wearing that should more than make up for me not being able to wear it for a little while. It is what she gets for being a thieving little bitch after all.
A symptom of living with my parents is that I share the laundry room with both them and my sisters. After doing my laundry, I felt like something was missing and then I realized it was my Iron Cross necklace. Now, obviously I couldn't just go around asking them if they've seen my Iron Cross necklace because that would signal how Based I am and my family aren't exactly the biggest fans of Basedness. While I was searching I got a text from my sister that said and I quote, "I borrowed ur necklace cuz it looked cool. Will give back to u once I get home." At first, I had a cluster of thoughts go through my head. "What if she damages it?" "What if she loses it?" But then I realized something of far greater magnitude that could occur. That being, her getting in trouble for wearing it. With that in mind, I decided not to text her and tell her not to wear it. I mean, the look on her face when she gets detention or even suspended for wearing that should more than make up for me not being able to wear it for a little while. It is what she gets for being a thieving little bitch after all.
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