A good friend of mine decided to seamaxx. He saved some money any bought a ticket for Thailand. Selection of foids there was just amazing, he found a cute girl. Hooked up with her and invited to a hotel. She was hesitating for a moment, pretending to be shy, but in the end they were kissing in the elevator.
Once in the apartment they were quickly taking off each others clothes. Suddenly she took off her panties exposing 8" dick. My friend was like "Oh, darling I thought you're woman" and she was like "Of course, didn't you know vaginas don't exist?" Now get on your knees, we will have fun - she said in deepest voice possible, while putting thick layer of lube on her pipi.
Moaning and quivering my friend did not know, that sex hurts so much, nevertheless he enjoyed it.
In the morning she left, leaving only cork and a note.
Darling, you're no longer a virgin. This cork will help you to hold all your chocolate inside the chocolate factory.
No my friend smuggles heroin in his ass.
In a videogame