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Are you a driverslicensecel?


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Do they give good service :feelshmm:

I paid to fuck a whore once but she closed her eyes whilst I was fucking her and it was pretty brutal so I couldn't finish. :feelsbadman:
She closed her eyes?

Wtf
 
It won't happen. Foidism is too strong here.

Our arrangement is okay, it's legal to fuck whores. It just costs too much
Making brothels legal in all of the UK would make sex cheaper.
 
She closed her eyes?

Wtf
I was fucking her and she closed her eyes because she didn't want to look at me, I guess because of how ugly I am

:feelsrope:

Then her pimp called her and I was fucking her whilst she had her eyes closed and calling her pimp.

I haven't fucked a whore since then, I didn't enjoy it at all honestly.

I can't nut if she's just closing her eyes because of how disgusted she is of me.
 
If you're an escortcel but your prostitutefoid hasn't literally closed her eyes to avoid looking at you, you might be a fakecel. Or I just got unlucky and had an unprofessional whore.
 
I was fucking her and she closed her eyes because she didn't want to look at me, I guess because of how ugly I am

:feelsrope:

Then her pimp called her and I was fucking her whilst she had her eyes closed and calling her pimp.

I haven't fucked a whore since then, I didn't enjoy it at all honestly.

I can't nut if she's just closing her eyes because of how disgusted she is of me.
Did you fuck her at your apartment?
 
I was fucking her and she closed her eyes because she didn't want to look at me, I guess because of how ugly I am

:feelsrope:

Then her pimp called her and I was fucking her whilst she had her eyes closed and calling her pimp.

I haven't fucked a whore since then, I didn't enjoy it at all honestly.

I can't nut if she's just closing her eyes because of how disgusted she is of me.
How much did you pay?
 
I was fucking her and she closed her eyes because she didn't want to look at me, I guess because of how ugly I am

:feelsrope:

Then her pimp called her and I was fucking her whilst she had her eyes closed and calling her pimp.

I haven't fucked a whore since then, I didn't enjoy it at all honestly.

I can't nut if she's just closing her eyes because of how disgusted she is of me.

Where was she from?
 
If you're an escortcel but your prostitutefoid hasn't literally closed her eyes to avoid looking at you, you might be a fakecel. Or I just got unlucky and had an unprofessional whore.
Never happened to me
 
How much did you pay?
£100 for an hour.

Basically the cheapest you can get it in the UK, unless you want to fuck a literal granny.

It was a mistake but at least I got to suck on her noodlewhore tits I suppose.
 
But even despite that, the disgusted looks she gave me, and closing her eyes so she didn't have to look at me.

That was brutal.

So haven't done it again since.
 
£100 for an hour.

Basically the cheapest you can get it in the UK, unless you want to fuck a literal granny.

It was a mistake but at least I got to suck on her noodlewhore tits I suppose.
With 100 euro it's 10 times.
 
But even despite that, the disgusted looks she gave me, and closing her eyes so she didn't have to look at me.

That was brutal.

So haven't done it again since.
Closing her eyes is brutal.

I feel sorry for you brocel.
 
But even despite that, the disgusted looks she gave me, and closing her eyes so she didn't have to look at me.

That was brutal.

So haven't done it again since.
Can I ask you what's your race?
 
I have a car but nowhere to go except interviews for jobs or if get one to drive to the job.

Oh yeah and buying groceries..
 
And the noodlewhore did not like you?

Lol
I guess that one didn't like me at least.

I'm facially terrible and quite autistic which repels foids.

Recently I've gotten quite fat due to alcoholism but I was still an incel before I became fat and balding at age 27.

We are all incels for our own reasons, I guess.
 
I guess that one didn't like me at least.

I'm facially terrible and quite autistic which repels foids.

Recently I've gotten quite fat due to alcoholism but I was still an incel before I became fat and balding at age 27.

We are all incels for our own reasons, I guess.

I am autistic too.
 
I guess that one didn't like me at least.

I'm facially terrible and quite autistic which repels foids.

Recently I've gotten quite fat due to alcoholism but I was still an incel before I became fat and balding at age 27.

We are all incels for our own reasons, I guess.
I am not fat.
 
I guess that one didn't like me at least.

I'm facially terrible and quite autistic which repels foids.

Recently I've gotten quite fat due to alcoholism but I was still an incel before I became fat and balding at age 27.

We are all incels for our own reasons, I guess.
I don't drink alcohol.
 
I guess that one didn't like me at least.

I'm facially terrible and quite autistic which repels foids.

Recently I've gotten quite fat due to alcoholism but I was still an incel before I became fat and balding at age 27.

We are all incels for our own reasons, I guess.
At what age you went to that noodlewhore escort
 
I don't drink alcohol.
Keep not drinking alcohol, brocel. It's the worst thing you can get addicted to. It's a demon.

If you stay addicted to fucking €10 whores, that is a very good and inexpensive cope.

Booze is a terrible cope because it takes over your entire soul.

Just don't let the fucking Kikes increase the price of whores in Greece to the price they are in my country, otherwise it'll be ovER.
 
I have a drivers license but no car to drive currently.
 
Keep not drinking alcohol, brocel. It's the worst thing you can get addicted to. It's a demon.

If you stay addicted to fucking €10 whores, that is a very good and inexpensive cope.

Booze is a terrible cope because it takes over your entire soul.

Just don't let the fucking Kikes increase the price of whores in Greece, otherwise it'll be ovER.
I will never drink alcohol.

I will never smoke.
 
I have a driver's license but no experience driving cars cuz of extreme anxiety when I get behind the wheel. I just use mass transit because I never leave the house lol rofl geg only leave it a few times a year for exams and shiet
 
Just don't let the fucking Kikes increase the price of whores in Greece to the price they are in my country, otherwise it'll be ovER.
 
I will never drink alcohol.

I will never smoke.
Good, don't get involved with that shit, especially drinking. I know you Greeks have excellent coffee so enjoy that as well as your whores :feelsautistic:

And souvlaki too :feelsohh:
 
I was fucking her and she closed her eyes because she didn't want to look at me, I guess because of how ugly I am

:feelsrope:

Then her pimp called her and I was fucking her whilst she had her eyes closed and calling her pimp.

I haven't fucked a whore since then, I didn't enjoy it at all honestly.

I can't nut if she's just closing her eyes because of how disgusted she is of me.
brutal :dafuckfeels: did you use internet reviews? it can help avoid shitty whores :smonk: they should work hard for each dolla :smonk:
 
I have a driver's license but no experience driving cars cuz of extreme anxiety when I get behind the wheel. I just use mass transit because I never leave the house lol rofl geg only leave it a few times a year for exams and shiet
yeah when you think about it any retarded normalfag could just ignore rules, crash into you for speeding or not looking or drinking and you die :feelskek: my own father died in car accident, although probably bc he ain't pay attention himself :dafuckfeels: he was deformed like me, probably had issues concentrating as well :smonk:
 
I don't need one, I'm a basement dweller
 
to high inhib to drive, and i also remember ive been always shit at videogames so i think i would be also shit at driving
 
Are you a driverslicensecel?
I got my license when I was 16 but didn't get a car until I was 40 (I lived with my mom until I was 40).
 
to high inhib to drive, and i also remember ive been always shit at videogames so i think i would be also shit at driving
i'm also bad at video games i think it might be an incel trait
 
Nope, there's nowhere i want to drive to. I just walk or take the bus if i need to be somewhere, which is very rare anyways.
 

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