Yentas are the worst.
Extreme activism, emasculate their husbands, mutilate their son’s genitals, destroy any hope their son has of becoming a functioning adult because they are helicopter parents who get their sons on all sorts of drugs during the divorce (more disabilities the son has, more alimony the ex husband pays). Once the son is medicated, the oversharing begins too as Deborah competes with her neighbor and fellow yenta Janette to see which one is the “better mother” (aka has the most medicated son).
Deborah: oh shalom janette. We are just popping out. I’ve got to take Joel to his psychiatrist.
Janette: mazel tov! You’re finally getting Joel help? I’ve been taking David to his psychiatrist since he was 3.
Deborah: my ex husband wouldn’t allow it even though Joel didn’t use a toilet until he was 2.
Janette: oy vey your husband is such a mamzer. I’ve already divorced three of my husbands. Did you hear, Tanya is divorcing her husband too and is making sure that her 6 year old is getting the gender affirming care she needs. Why didn’t you divorce your schlepper earlier?
I insisted on taking David to his doctor after I found him masturbating following his first haircut at 3.
Deborah: oh Joel masturbated to ponies the other day.
(And the two yentas continue on for hours debating which is the better mother- in other words which one is fucking their son’s life up and then oversharing with the other yentas).
No wonder so many hERoes have been Jewish boys (even if they would never admit to what they are).
Of course when the son stops posting under the name KikeGasser14 and shoots up a building, or ropes, the yenta will make it all about herself and how she’s the victim.
“Joel’s mother, Deborah, said she couldn’t have predicted that Joel would go on his spree. She was always a good mother who gave her son everything and loved her son more than anything in the world. Deborah had always made sure that Joel took his meds. Other residents also expressed their shock as Deborah had regularly told them everything about Joel’s life and “he seemed like such a sweet young man”.
Are Jewish foids the worst? Or are there worse?
Extreme activism, emasculate their husbands, mutilate their son’s genitals, destroy any hope their son has of becoming a functioning adult because they are helicopter parents who get their sons on all sorts of drugs during the divorce (more disabilities the son has, more alimony the ex husband pays). Once the son is medicated, the oversharing begins too as Deborah competes with her neighbor and fellow yenta Janette to see which one is the “better mother” (aka has the most medicated son).
Deborah: oh shalom janette. We are just popping out. I’ve got to take Joel to his psychiatrist.
Janette: mazel tov! You’re finally getting Joel help? I’ve been taking David to his psychiatrist since he was 3.
Deborah: my ex husband wouldn’t allow it even though Joel didn’t use a toilet until he was 2.
Janette: oy vey your husband is such a mamzer. I’ve already divorced three of my husbands. Did you hear, Tanya is divorcing her husband too and is making sure that her 6 year old is getting the gender affirming care she needs. Why didn’t you divorce your schlepper earlier?
I insisted on taking David to his doctor after I found him masturbating following his first haircut at 3.
Deborah: oh Joel masturbated to ponies the other day.
(And the two yentas continue on for hours debating which is the better mother- in other words which one is fucking their son’s life up and then oversharing with the other yentas).
No wonder so many hERoes have been Jewish boys (even if they would never admit to what they are).
Of course when the son stops posting under the name KikeGasser14 and shoots up a building, or ropes, the yenta will make it all about herself and how she’s the victim.
“Joel’s mother, Deborah, said she couldn’t have predicted that Joel would go on his spree. She was always a good mother who gave her son everything and loved her son more than anything in the world. Deborah had always made sure that Joel took his meds. Other residents also expressed their shock as Deborah had regularly told them everything about Joel’s life and “he seemed like such a sweet young man”.
Are Jewish foids the worst? Or are there worse?
