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I'm scared they're gonna be jaded or be annoyed that I have a small penis. Prostitution is legal here so I don't have to worry too much about getting scammed or STDs. I think I'll only go for girls that barely speak my native language, it creates a distance which stops me from getting attached to them. I think it would be good to get some practice in case I ever get a real gf. But fuck it sucks so much that because of my small dick I have to be stressed about going to prostitues. If my dick was normal size I think they would be a good cope. Just going once every 1-2 months would be enough for me.
 
I’ve only escortcelled once and the hooker was pretty nice to me
 
I'm scared they're gonna be jaded or be annoyed that I have a small penis. Prostitution is legal here so I don't have to worry too much about getting scammed or STDs. I think I'll only go for girls that barely speak my native language, it creates a distance which stops me from getting attached to them. I think it would be good to get some practice in case I ever get a real gf. But fuck it sucks so much that because of my small dick I have to be stressed about going to prostitues. If my dick was normal size I think they would be a good cope. Just going once every 1-2 months would be enough for me.
How big when erect?
 
Most prostitutes "like" dicks more than 20cm
 
You'd think as you get older you care less about sex, but for me it's the opposite, I just need a titty in my mouth and get a blowjob man
 
You'd think as you get older you care less about sex, but for me it's the opposite, I just need a titty in my mouth and get a blowjob man
I can assure you that a fleshlight feels better (fair bit tighter)
 
Foids have an 8+ inch policy. Just look at majority of porn these days, they're all 8+ inches.
Its over :fuk:
 
I highly doubt an inanimate object feels better than a woman
If you're talking about the emotion in the moment, that's up to you (and your psyche). I'm talking about the physical feeling
 
No, but not that fat, if I focused for 2-3 months I'd be fit again
If you lose more than 6Kg of fat, your length might increase by a cm or so. 12cm is below average, but acceptable, might want to try and get there
 
If you lose more than 6Kg of fat, your length might increase by a cm or so. 12cm is below average, but acceptable, might want to try and get there
Classic meme answer, I was skinny most of my life and it has always been 10cm
 
Unfortunately, I doubt there is anything "natural" you can do to increase girth. But the prostitute is for your pleasure, so don't worry about what she thinks
 
Classic meme answer, I was skinny most of my life and it has always been 10cm
Well, I was obese, and now I'm not that fat, my length has increased a bit (credited to less fat around the base of the schlong)
 
U would probably feel nothing , almost all hookers have big hole , and they perfer big diks
 
I'm scared they're gonna be jaded or be annoyed that I have a small penis. Prostitution is legal here so I don't have to worry too much about getting scammed or STDs. I think I'll only go for girls that barely speak my native language, it creates a distance which stops me from getting attached to them. I think it would be good to get some practice in case I ever get a real gf. But fuck it sucks so much that because of my small dick I have to be stressed about going to prostitues. If my dick was normal size I think they would be a good cope. Just going once every 1-2 months would be enough for me.
damn you've been on here since 2019

where are you at though? ur lucky it's legal where you're at
 
I'm scared they're gonna be jaded or be annoyed that I have a small penis. Prostitution is legal here so I don't have to worry too much about getting scammed or STDs. I think I'll only go for girls that barely speak my native language, it creates a distance which stops me from getting attached to them. I think it would be good to get some practice in case I ever get a real gf. But fuck it sucks so much that because of my small dick I have to be stressed about going to prostitues. If my dick was normal size I think they would be a good cope. Just going once every 1-2 months would be enough for me.
Prostitutes are a waste of money
 
U would probably feel nothing , almost all hookers have big hole , and they perfer big diks
I think women having a big hole is a meme, it's true that vagina stretches around penis. They probably won't feel much though because they are using to much bigger, but whatever, it's about my pleasure
damn you've been on here since 2019

where are you at though? ur lucky it's legal where you're at
Belgium
 
Lots of them don't even speak the language since they come from Latin America, Eastern Europe, or Africa. I was in your country in Bruxelles and was with a whore who barely understood me. It's ok tho because you don't need to talk a lot to fuck.

I've had some experiences when I booked a hooker for an hour and we chilled inbetween fucks and they have all been super nice to me. It almost kind of made me sad because a girl has never been that nice to me :cryfeels:

If you read reviews you can usually avoid the bad ones. Usually a punter will say if the service is mechanical or if she doesnt let you do stuff or if she is rude.
 
I think women having a big hole is a meme, it's true that vagina stretches around penis. They probably won't feel much though because they are using to much bigger, but whatever, it's about my pleasure

Belgium
U would probably feel nothing aswell :feelskek:
 
Lots of them don't even speak the language since they come from Latin America, Eastern Europe, or Africa. I was in your country in Bruxelles and was with a whore who barely understood me. It's ok tho because you don't need to talk a lot to fuck.

I've had some experiences when I booked a hooker for an hour and we chilled inbetween fucks and they have all been super nice to me. It almost kind of made me sad because a girl has never been that nice to me :cryfeels:

If you read reviews you can usually avoid the bad ones. Usually a punter will say if the service is mechanical or if she doesnt let you do stuff or if she is rude.
How do you "chill" with a woman for an ENTIRE hour? I can't even keep a 15 second conversation with a girl
To make you feel better, anyone below 18cm is a dicklet in 2022
Nope, 15cm and up and you won't have any problems
U would probably feel nothing aswell :feelskek:
Nope, I would, vaginas don't become bigger because they've had many dicks in them lol
 
How do you "chill" with a woman for an ENTIRE hour? I can't even keep a 15 second conversation with a girl
It was really for like 20 minutes. I had an hour with her and bookending the hour was 20 minute fucks.

We just talked and shit and listened to music. Got to know each other
 
It was really for like 20 minutes. I had an hour with her and bookending the hour was 20 minute fucks.

We just talked and shit and listened to music. Got to know each other
I would never do that, the risk of getting attached to a prostitute is the worst part about it
 
I would never do that, the risk of getting attached to a prostitute is the worst part about it
Just book half an hour then, or a lot will tell you to gtfo after you nut the first time. I know how to not get attached to foids so it’s not a big deal for me
 
How do you "chill" with a woman for an ENTIRE hour? I can't even keep a 15 second conversation with a girl

Nope, 15cm and up and you won't have any problems

Nope, I would, vaginas don't become bigger because they've had many dicks in them
I have 3 years experience of fucking whores and can tell some of them had big holes I couldn’t feel anything inside their pussies
 

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