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Ar there escorts who teach you skills in sex ?

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Demir

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Do escortcels know are there escorts that are patient and wiling teach you how to be a good fucker, or are all just like bitches with shitty attitudes who just want to do business as fast they can, take money and run ? I am thinking about taking an escort but I know that I will fail to perform decently first few times, I don't want some shitty attitude bitch to build up my frustration and anxiety
 
sex skills lol, when females say that someone is bad at sex they want to say that they have small dicks
 
> wanting to be taught anything by an escort

MockingComputer


My mommygf in Tokyo will teach me everything I need to know about sex and guide me every step of the way.
 
If you pay them a lot of money then they could agree.
 
99% of escorts are shitty the 1% will make it worth it..
 
If you pay maybe, but don't expect much...
 
1. Wait for dick to get hard

2. Insert dick between girl's legs and softly thrust your hips and slowly slide your penis in

3. start thrusting your hips in and out, and feel the suction/warmth

4. decide when you want to cum - based on how long you can hold it. Do not lose your erection while inside the vagina, this is embarassing and may cause damage to the penis

5. Once you feel like you can't keep up your erection anymore, start howling like a crazed monkey and increase hip thrust speed to maximum

6. Ejaculate, your body's natural instincts will take over

7. Grunt loudly, like you're trying to pick up a 100 pound sack of potatoes, to indicate satisfaction as you slowly pull your now limp dick out

Sex succeeded
 
1. Wait for dick to get hard

2. Insert dick between girl's legs and softly thrust your hips and slowly slide your penis in

3. start thrusting your hips in and out, and feel the suction/warmth

4. decide when you want to cum - based on how long you can hold it. Do not lose your erection while inside the vagina, this is embarassing and may cause damage to the penis

5. Once you feel like you can't keep up your erection anymore, start howling like a crazed monkey and increase hip thrust speed to maximum

6. Ejaculate, your body's natural instincts will take over

7. Grunt loudly, like you're trying to pick up a 100 pound sack of potatoes, to indicate satisfaction as you slowly pull your now limp dick out

Sex succeeded

Will I perform better if I take viagra?
 
Will I perform better if I take viagra?

Yes but viagra is mainly only needed for Chads who fuck 3x a day and need increased bloodflow in order to fuck his 4th/5th girl of the day at optimum hardness
 
Just stick your dick in her wtf
 
Thank you for your answers, I decided that I will remain wizard
 
There is a ton of instructional movies that supposedly teaches you the sex stuff.
Used to fap a lot to them.
 
There is a ton of instructional movies that supposedly teaches you the sex stuff.
Used to fap a lot to them.

I will look at them tommorow :feelsokman:

Are they on porn sites ?
 
- Hookers won't kiss you so you can't practice kissing.
- Eating a hooker's pussy is a good way to get herpes or throat cancer like Michael Douglas.
- Maybe they might be able to show you how to finger the clit properly.
- The only skills involved in PIV are: Being good looking, tall, buff, rich, and handsome, plus ideally white, and having a big dick, because those are the things that actually get women off. Hookers can't teach any of that.
 
I will look at them tommorow :feelsokman:

Are they on porn sites ?

Guess that you can find some on porn sites (just serach "how to"), but the best of them (1 hour long+ videos) are available only on torrent
 
prob only a high end legal one
 
Couldnt care less about having skills for something I'll never actually get to use
 
There's no such thing as skilled sex. It's straightforward.

Skilled sex is some feminist byword, and a conspiracy to emasculate males. Let's be honest. If a woman cares for "skilled sex" she is a whore. A harlot who deserves the shame. Shaming a male for skill-less sex has got to be the most stupidest thing I have ever heard.

I wouldn't even bother with this level of stupidity, and degeneracy.
 
sexual surrogates are apparently legal.
 
Only skill she knows is how to suck chads dick? Do you wana learn that?
 
Do escortcels know are there escorts that are patient and wiling teach you how to be a good fucker

Probably not. They might give basic pointers, but don't worry about performing honestly. Neither she or you wants to have it be like an instruction course anyway.

, or are all just like bitches with shitty attitudes who just want to do business as fast they can, take money and run ?

Never met one who was irrationally impatient, but if you push 3+ hours in one go, then they get impatient.

I am thinking about taking an escort but I know that I will fail to perform decently first few times, I don't want some shitty attitude bitch to build up my frustration and anxiety

She'll have a shitty attitude if you make it a big deal. Just tell her you are nervous beforehand and it's your first time. That's all you need to say. They'll guide you in and everything. Go see a legal escort, they 'treat' many, many virgins.
 
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I used to read escort forums alot and the main discussion was taking the virginities of virgins.
the escort taught them bad shit on purpose then mocked them for coming extremly quick and charged them very high rates
 
I used to read escort forums alot and the main discussion was taking the virginities of virgins.
the escort taught them bad shit on purpose then mocked them for coming extremly quick and charged them very high rates

I never saw anything like that on escort forums, nor was that my experience. It's true that a lot of sex workers hate men in general, but that's common among women in general. If one is super paranoid one can also just ask the agency or brothel owner who the best person is for taking virginity.
 
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Most will do it if you ask but why would you want it as an incel? I just focus on my pleasure and my favorite fetishes when I go to escorts.
 
You're the one paying THEM. They will do whatever it is you want dude
 
Do escortcels know are there escorts that are patient and wiling teach you how to be a good fucker, or are all just like bitches with shitty attitudes who just want to do business as fast they can, take money and run ? I am thinking about taking an escort but I know that I will fail to perform decently first few times, I don't want some shitty attitude bitch to build up my frustration and anxiety

No matter how big or small you are, a bitch will complain. Just enjoy yourself and pay the least amount of money you can.
 
Do escortcels know are there escorts that are patient and wiling teach you how to be a good fucker, or are all just like bitches with shitty attitudes who just want to do business as fast they can, take money and run ? I am thinking about taking an escort but I know that I will fail to perform decently first few times, I don't want some shitty attitude bitch to build up my frustration and anxiety
In my country we recently had a bunch of escorts do a segment in the media where they claimed a large number of their clients don’t pay them for sex. They pay them to listen to them, and pretend to care about them.

That’s interesting. Wives do such a poor job in 2018 that married men pay sex workers to make them feel heard and appreciated.
 
Sometimes I pretend I'm on my own Visual Novel and act like it's a H scene but without the cringy dialogue and the most memorable moments get saved as CG.Works pretty well with Asian escorts, you know instinctively how to act and continue with noone having to tell you shit :feelsokman:

Too bad I got one of the bad endings and it's still going.
 
Paying 100-150$ with all that free amateur sex videos, I say LOL
 
Thats like asking if someone can teach you skills in walking. Sex requires no skills,you just have to pound that pussy.
 
With the right amount, some will but that would cost more for sure. Also it would be funny lol. You just get better at it with experience. No need for that.
 

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