blackraven
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Alright, bedtime story!
Imagine you went to the cafe and ordered dessert. But dessert says "You are too ugly, get away from me!" Other guests look to you with disgust, that you even had audacity to think dessert would accept you and soon cashier interrupts in moralfag "Sir, please leave that dessert alone!" To which you respond "May you, please, give me just one that doesn't discriminate against me?" And cashier says "No, all of them hate you!"
Suddenly 7foot Prince Charming with razor sharp jawline appears and he doesn't even ask anything. All the desserts jump on his plate, not a single one left for anyone after him. Even the ones that were already taken, leave their respective partner Micheal Jordan dunking towards Prince Charming's plate. As if that wasn't enough, now you hear that Prince Charming's desserts will pay for themselves
You've had enough and yell "THIS ISN'T FAIR" but quickly get ridiculed with "It's your personality that makes desserts hate you!" and " Just go outside, bro!"
You kind of want to leave this establishment, but curiosity wins in the end. So you ask for a cold one and sit in the corner slowly sipping. You see the giant mountain of desserts on Prince Charming's plate and wonder how will he eat all of this. Maybe it's a special diet and that's why he's 7 feet tall or it could als- He has only eaten like 20 and seems like thats quite enough for him. There are about 480 left and Prince Charming OH NO throws them all into dumpster without any regrets. Then you notice crowd flocking towards garbage can, pulling out the desserts. There is alot of spit, cum and filth in them and despite desserts being worse off than before in every possible way mob is willing to pay quadruple price
Sounds familiar?
Imagine you went to the cafe and ordered dessert. But dessert says "You are too ugly, get away from me!" Other guests look to you with disgust, that you even had audacity to think dessert would accept you and soon cashier interrupts in moralfag "Sir, please leave that dessert alone!" To which you respond "May you, please, give me just one that doesn't discriminate against me?" And cashier says "No, all of them hate you!"
Suddenly 7foot Prince Charming with razor sharp jawline appears and he doesn't even ask anything. All the desserts jump on his plate, not a single one left for anyone after him. Even the ones that were already taken, leave their respective partner Micheal Jordan dunking towards Prince Charming's plate. As if that wasn't enough, now you hear that Prince Charming's desserts will pay for themselves
You've had enough and yell "THIS ISN'T FAIR" but quickly get ridiculed with "It's your personality that makes desserts hate you!" and " Just go outside, bro!"
You kind of want to leave this establishment, but curiosity wins in the end. So you ask for a cold one and sit in the corner slowly sipping. You see the giant mountain of desserts on Prince Charming's plate and wonder how will he eat all of this. Maybe it's a special diet and that's why he's 7 feet tall or it could als- He has only eaten like 20 and seems like thats quite enough for him. There are about 480 left and Prince Charming OH NO throws them all into dumpster without any regrets. Then you notice crowd flocking towards garbage can, pulling out the desserts. There is alot of spit, cum and filth in them and despite desserts being worse off than before in every possible way mob is willing to pay quadruple price
Sounds familiar?