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So I was traveling for work a few weeks ago and ended up having the last evening of my trip with no more work to do. I remembered that I haven't tried Tinder for at least a year (after I was registered there for almost a year and got exactly 0 matches), so I decided to register a new profile, but this time posting just 2 stupid selfies wearing a mask in front of my hotel room's mirror.
I looked through foids in that area for maybe half an hour, swiped right most of them and went to sleep as always devastated that I would never experience sex with any of those foids. Next morning I woke up early to pack stuff for the airport and, during breakfast, opened Tinder to disable the profile.
Holy sh*t, I had 6 matches overnight. And NO, I am not bragging, because - remember - what photo I had. A fucking selfie while wearing a mask with only eyes visible and not a single word in my profile.
That said I came to a (pseudo)-scientific conclusion again that foids would rather swipe right on an empty profile with a Looney Tunes character in the picture (or, as in my case, with a face 80% covered by a mask), than on my real pic.
It's over. Disposable mask has more Tinder SMV than me.
I looked through foids in that area for maybe half an hour, swiped right most of them and went to sleep as always devastated that I would never experience sex with any of those foids. Next morning I woke up early to pack stuff for the airport and, during breakfast, opened Tinder to disable the profile.
Holy sh*t, I had 6 matches overnight. And NO, I am not bragging, because - remember - what photo I had. A fucking selfie while wearing a mask with only eyes visible and not a single word in my profile.
That said I came to a (pseudo)-scientific conclusion again that foids would rather swipe right on an empty profile with a Looney Tunes character in the picture (or, as in my case, with a face 80% covered by a mask), than on my real pic.
It's over. Disposable mask has more Tinder SMV than me.