jerrycan dan
autistic retard
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A lot of these soyboys like to talk about how "humans are awesome". Sometimes it's shit like this talking about how badass and indestructible humans are
Other times it's "humans are bros xd" where someone does a mildly selfless thing for another person and it gets posted on reddit for updoots. Or posting human achievements like Einstein and Isaac Newton figuring out physics when the cunt posting about how awesome humanity is for doing this is a faggot brainlet who would never figure that shit out if left to his own devices for a quintillion years.
Humans are NOT awesome or badass.
Firstly, humans are fucking scumbags, I think we all know that. There have been a million threads on how even the most basic friendship is only done for the perceived mutual benefit of both parties, like a transaction on the marketplace. All social interaction between post-pubescent human beings is competition that ultimately leads to either sex or reproductive failure (we are on the recieving end of the latter). A list of social conventions so long you could write a psychology encyclopedia on it and still not fully understand them exists just so people can be as weak, meek, conniving and manipulative as possible to try and crawl over each other while sucking on the toes of Chads and billionaires who are hopelessly high above them. They are cunts.
Are human beings badass and indestructible? Fuck off. I talked to a guy who went to prison and he could elaborately describe a professional-level fighting technique in which you grab somebody's ear and peel the skin off the side of their head like an orange. People make rubber crash dummies look like tanks, we are full of gay little intricate organs and soft tissue that will stop working if you so much as hit it with a hammer. The vast, vast, vast, vast, over 99.999999% of the universe's volume is filled with empty space that would kill you in less than a minute if you were to magically teleport there. Do you ever get into the shower and daydream about getting teleported to the bottom of the ocean where it is cold, dark and 100 atmospheres worth of water pressure will kill you almost instantly, but you get 10 seconds to wonder wtf is going on as slightly above freezing water crushes your bones and causes the contents of your body cavity to spill out onto the sea floor like a can of coke that got stepped on from above? you are an extremely fragile little meatbag. damage any bits of the soft tissue in your head that are responsible for sensing things like your eyes and ears, and you permanently become unable to figure out wtf is going on in your surroundings. blindness is horrifying, even thinking about it is horrible. Every second of the day you have the potential to have these things happen to you.
What happens is somebody puts an axe into the back of your head while the song "it's hip to be square" is playing in the background? You fade into eternal oblivion, you are fucking GONE. Just the thought of this guy in this movie dying who doesn't matter and is an actor who is not a real dude should be more terrifying than any jumpscare or blood scene. nothing might as well have ever existed for you, "le eternal sleep" is cope because there is no such thing as comfort anymore.
you are a fragile little glorified rodent that could die or be injured horribly at any time, you are suffering but this suffering could get a million times worse depending on what happens. You could hit your 70s living the least painful life possible and die pathetically in confusion of dementia, or in absolute pain and helplessness of cancer as everything shuts down. Even regular death is fucking horrible, you tend to go blind days before you die as your senses slowly shut off, the last things to go are hearing and touch, even then you are completely helpless and fucked.
It was over before it even began and it's inevitably going to get a million times more over. It's unimaginably easy to make it a million million times more over right now. You might not be able to bring yourself from jumping off a building but in theory nothing is stopping you, imagine what it must feel like for a brief moment to hit the ground feet first before everything goes black and your years of cynically caring about social interaction for punani while pretending to care about things fades into nothing
fuck being a human being
Other times it's "humans are bros xd" where someone does a mildly selfless thing for another person and it gets posted on reddit for updoots. Or posting human achievements like Einstein and Isaac Newton figuring out physics when the cunt posting about how awesome humanity is for doing this is a faggot brainlet who would never figure that shit out if left to his own devices for a quintillion years.
Humans are NOT awesome or badass.
Firstly, humans are fucking scumbags, I think we all know that. There have been a million threads on how even the most basic friendship is only done for the perceived mutual benefit of both parties, like a transaction on the marketplace. All social interaction between post-pubescent human beings is competition that ultimately leads to either sex or reproductive failure (we are on the recieving end of the latter). A list of social conventions so long you could write a psychology encyclopedia on it and still not fully understand them exists just so people can be as weak, meek, conniving and manipulative as possible to try and crawl over each other while sucking on the toes of Chads and billionaires who are hopelessly high above them. They are cunts.
Are human beings badass and indestructible? Fuck off. I talked to a guy who went to prison and he could elaborately describe a professional-level fighting technique in which you grab somebody's ear and peel the skin off the side of their head like an orange. People make rubber crash dummies look like tanks, we are full of gay little intricate organs and soft tissue that will stop working if you so much as hit it with a hammer. The vast, vast, vast, vast, over 99.999999% of the universe's volume is filled with empty space that would kill you in less than a minute if you were to magically teleport there. Do you ever get into the shower and daydream about getting teleported to the bottom of the ocean where it is cold, dark and 100 atmospheres worth of water pressure will kill you almost instantly, but you get 10 seconds to wonder wtf is going on as slightly above freezing water crushes your bones and causes the contents of your body cavity to spill out onto the sea floor like a can of coke that got stepped on from above? you are an extremely fragile little meatbag. damage any bits of the soft tissue in your head that are responsible for sensing things like your eyes and ears, and you permanently become unable to figure out wtf is going on in your surroundings. blindness is horrifying, even thinking about it is horrible. Every second of the day you have the potential to have these things happen to you.
What happens is somebody puts an axe into the back of your head while the song "it's hip to be square" is playing in the background? You fade into eternal oblivion, you are fucking GONE. Just the thought of this guy in this movie dying who doesn't matter and is an actor who is not a real dude should be more terrifying than any jumpscare or blood scene. nothing might as well have ever existed for you, "le eternal sleep" is cope because there is no such thing as comfort anymore.
you are a fragile little glorified rodent that could die or be injured horribly at any time, you are suffering but this suffering could get a million times worse depending on what happens. You could hit your 70s living the least painful life possible and die pathetically in confusion of dementia, or in absolute pain and helplessness of cancer as everything shuts down. Even regular death is fucking horrible, you tend to go blind days before you die as your senses slowly shut off, the last things to go are hearing and touch, even then you are completely helpless and fucked.
It was over before it even began and it's inevitably going to get a million times more over. It's unimaginably easy to make it a million million times more over right now. You might not be able to bring yourself from jumping off a building but in theory nothing is stopping you, imagine what it must feel like for a brief moment to hit the ground feet first before everything goes black and your years of cynically caring about social interaction for punani while pretending to care about things fades into nothing
fuck being a human being