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Cope Anyone wanna start a Dirtbike gang ?

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I wanna buy a dirt bike or Ebike like the Surron , shit looks so fun. I wanna pop wheelies an aura farm on foids at the intersection. shit like this an i would be stuntin so hard on these hoes. Who's tryna start a dirt bike gang so we can aura farm an most certainly die together ? i think the average dirt bike or Surron starts around 4 to 5k so not terrible but i know not everyones got a extra 6k laying around. I don't nor do i own a car anymore since i got my license suspended durin a bad time when i was addicted to benzos an alchohol. Anyways i recently got a escooter an its been hella fun, i recommend something like this to cope, its been nice , blastin music , good weather an wind blowin in ur face, its actually therapeutic , if you dont want to commit go rent a lime scooter for like 10 min an try it out for youself its .40 cents a minute nobody here can be THAT broke ... atleast i hope.
 
I wanna buy a dirt bike or Ebike like the Surron , shit looks so fun. I wanna pop wheelies an aura farm on foids at the intersection. shit like this an i would be stuntin so hard on these hoes. Who's tryna start a dirt bike gang so we can aura farm an most certainly die together ? i think the average dirt bike or Surron starts around 4 to 5k so not terrible but i know not everyones got a extra 6k laying around. I don't nor do i own a car anymore since i got my license suspended durin a bad time when i was addicted to benzos an alchohol. Anyways i recently got a escooter an its been hella fun, i recommend something like this to cope, its been nice , blastin music , good weather an wind blowin in ur face, its actually therapeutic , if you dont want to commit go rent a lime scooter for like 10 min an try it out for youself its .40 cents a minute nobody here can be THAT broke ... atleast i hope.
I wish bikers didn't make biking faggy, bikes are a good way to cope since you're active and can just zone out
 
I wish bikers didn't make biking faggy, bikes are a good way to cope since you're active and can just zone out
yo this is so facts this is why we should form our own an be the anti biker gang a parody of the leather wearin fags but actually take them on , a bunch of 70cc mopeds doin wheelies around these punks would mog tf outta them an then we take over their rackets but other than the schizo rant i agree biking is a fantastic way to cope an i think original biker gangs post ww2 were made up of incel men too mentally affected by the war to hold down a job or relationship or family. I think biking is the original cope.
 
My uncoordinated ass would probably fall off at a high speed and cripple myself, no thanks
 
My uncoordinated ass would probably fall off at a high speed and cripple myself, no thanks
if you get crippled i promise to finish you off quickly to spare you a life of misery.
 
There's already an ebike gang full of obnoxious normie teenagers in my area

 
Deathnic on bikes look unserious
 
I wanna buy a dirt bike or Ebike like the Surron , shit looks so fun. I wanna pop wheelies an aura farm on foids at the intersection. shit like this an i would be stuntin so hard on these hoes. Who's tryna start a dirt bike gang so we can aura farm an most certainly die together ? i think the average dirt bike or Surron starts around 4 to 5k so not terrible but i know not everyones got a extra 6k laying around. I don't nor do i own a car anymore since i got my license suspended durin a bad time when i was addicted to benzos an alchohol. Anyways i recently got a escooter an its been hella fun, i recommend something like this to cope, its been nice , blastin music , good weather an wind blowin in ur face, its actually therapeutic , if you dont want to commit go rent a lime scooter for like 10 min an try it out for youself its .40 cents a minute nobody here can be THAT broke ... atleast i hope.
I have a yamaha xt250 but I am extremely high inhib so I get extreme phobia on it. I know, I'm pathetic

I'm more of a mountain biking guy lol
 
There's already an ebike gang full of obnoxious normie teenagers in my area

brother you need to start your own chapter an deal with the hooligans causing chaos on your turf , get some of your own buddies on Edirt bikes or just regular one an start chasing those little shits out of town.
 
I have a yamaha xt250 but I am extremely high inhib so I get extreme phobia on it. I know, I'm pathetic

I'm more of a mountain biking guy lol
oh fuck that is sick do you just not ride it often ? i get the phobia but we're all gonna die might as well look bad ass while doin it.
 
I wanna buy an EBike with deep tread tires for snow.

Racing back in the day was brutal, so I have experience

holy shit that is one beautiful bike but that bikes engine looks way more powerful than any E bike so something similar to that your better off sticking with a engine, what did you race with ?
 

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