Serious Anyone notice that Fleshlights (and other masturbators) are modelled after roasties?

Words2_live_bye

Words2_live_bye

What a Shame ...
★★★★★
Joined
Nov 2, 2018
Posts
16,754
Online
95d 11h 46m
Just look up photos of these things, they all looked like the roastie of a 35 year old foid. I was considering buying something like this until i saw how they look. Why can't they sell some JB prime modelled fleshlights? Oh, cause that would make the company a PEDO appealing company i suppose. Fucking cucked laws
 
I

Indari

YAAAAAMEEEEROOOOOOO !!!!!
-
Joined
Nov 7, 2017
Posts
27,532
Online
116d 23h 44m
 
Ritalincel

Ritalincel

★★★★★
Joined
Nov 25, 2017
Posts
28,333
Online
93d 19h 28m
Just puck flastic broo
 
Lachowski

Lachowski

Banned
-
Joined
Jan 20, 2019
Posts
133
Online
0


nippon wants to have a word with you
 
acnescarcel

acnescarcel

Banned
-
Joined
May 3, 2018
Posts
14,603
Online
20d 14h 13m
no never noticed
 
Deleted member 14866

Deleted member 14866

prescriber of dogpills
-
Joined
Oct 6, 2018
Posts
14,579
Online
61d 10h 23m
quinn24

quinn24

Stay asleep
★★★★★
Joined
Aug 15, 2018
Posts
8,770
Online
70d 16h 1m
but what if it's a jb roastie?
 
ordinaryotaku

ordinaryotaku

Rotting collegecel. Women hate me for existing.
★★★★★
Joined
Nov 7, 2017
Posts
12,634
Online
70d 9h 49m
Lachowski said:


nippon wants to have a word with you
I plan to buy one of those soon. But I hear my parents shame people who have sex dolls and such all the time, I wouldn't know how to hide it from them if they came to visit.
 
Blacktarpill

Blacktarpill

The pp183 theory
★★★★★
Joined
Sep 28, 2018
Posts
35,010
Online
144d 20h 53m
Michael15651

Michael15651

Destined Virgin.
★★★★★
Joined
Nov 4, 2018
Posts
24,158
Online
1d 34m
Words2_live_bye

Words2_live_bye

What a Shame ...
★★★★★
Joined
Nov 2, 2018
Posts
16,754
Online
95d 11h 46m
ordinaryotaku said:
I plan to buy one of those soon. But I hear my parents shame people who have sex dolls and such all the time, I wouldn't know how to hide it from them if they came to visit.
If i ever do buy one, my plan is to hide in my PC case that i have lying around from an old pc. Just put is in a dark bag before you put it in there before obviously. And this only works if you know it will be safe, like no one will throw it out or search inside it for parts
 
ordinaryotaku

ordinaryotaku

Rotting collegecel. Women hate me for existing.
★★★★★
Joined
Nov 7, 2017
Posts
12,634
Online
70d 9h 49m
Words2_live_bye said:
If i ever do buy one, my plan is to hide in my PC case that i have lying around from an old pc. Just put is in a dark bag before you put it in there before obviously. And this only works if you know it will be safe, like no one will throw it out or search inside it for parts
Are they that small? I thought they were rather medium-ish in size (like it would fit on a large plate)?
 
Mainländer

Mainländer

Songwritercel
★★★★★
Joined
May 2, 2018
Posts
35,645
Online
136d 7h 42m
You kinda can't get a 12 yo virgin to model for that kind of shit.

Buy a Japanese onahole, they seem better.
 
Words2_live_bye

Words2_live_bye

What a Shame ...
★★★★★
Joined
Nov 2, 2018
Posts
16,754
Online
95d 11h 46m
ordinaryotaku said:
Are they that small? I thought they were rather medium-ish in size (like it would fit on a large plate)?
I measured one out before from Amazon and the dimensions seemed like it would be just enough to fit comfortably inside your average PC. Try finding one online, measuring it's width and length then seeing that will roughly fit inside your hiding spot. Be sure to hide it well, wouldn't want your family to throw it away or find it and embarrass you about it