Venting anyone here have a "wet-ass" problem?

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i go to the bathroom, take a shit,wipe.

an hour later my ass is wet like i haven't cleaned it at all.
solutions and stories are welcome
 
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Do you take any medication?
How much dietary fiber are you eating?
 
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It's called swamp ass. It sucks.
 
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you should try eating less
 
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CompleteFuckingLoser said:
Do you take any medication?
How much dietary fiber are you eating?

i don't eat dietary fiber. i take ssri
 
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jet112 said:
i don't eat dietary fiber. i take ssri
That's your problem then.

More dietary fiber alongside your SSRI.

Good luck friend :)
 
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Hey Ritalincel @Ritalincel, think we could use your help again.

Anything you recommend? :waitwhat:
 
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Using a 'big boy powder' is the answer.
 
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I have to wipe like 20 times when I shit. I keep wiping and shit still appears on the paper, like wiping a marker.
 
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Wet from sweating? Or wet from feces?
 
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CompleteFuckingLoser said:
That's your problem then.

More dietary fiber alongside your SSRI.

Good luck friend :)
thanks buddy
nice_try said:
Wet from sweating? Or wet from feces?
both
blackcel said:
I have to wipe like 20 times when I shit. I keep wiping and shit still appears on the paper, like wiping a marker.
we need to start using wet wipes
 
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blackcel said:
I have to wipe like 20 times when I shit. I keep wiping and shit still appears on the paper, like wiping a marker.
It takes me some time as well. I can't understand how people finish within 5 minutes.
 
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You should get some more fiber in your diet
 
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If ure my friend i am ur friend
:feelshehe: that means we r friends

RREEEEEEEEE @RREEEEEEEEE smell u l8r currtfator
 
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SeifEsteem said:
:feelshehe: that means we r friends

RREEEEEEEEE @RREEEEEEEEE smell u l8r currtfator
I envy East Asians because you guys have the least amount of sweat.. Something. I forgot the word.
 
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put a bidet in your bathroom and wash ur ass after poopoo
 
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Yes and I posted about it a year ago, but it has nothing to do with my ass being dirty. I use wet wipes and water after shitting and my ass is always clean other than the sweat.
My ass sweats even during winter. I leave wet streaks on any chair I sit, especially plastic. All chairs/seats at my college are black and plastic so sweat is really visible on them. Whenever class ends I have to squirm in my chair to "wipe" the sweat and sort of lift my ass up off the chair for a few minutes before everyone gets up so that no one sees the sweat on the seat. I avoid sitting in public transport.

My ass also sweats when I have to take a dump. Sometimes my underwear is completely soaked if I hold my shit in for longer than a few minutes.

During summer it's not only my ass that sweats, it's also the back of my thighs and knees and it all drips towards my feet so that my entire pants get wet. I can't wear regular pants during summer unless I want everyone staring at my wet legs and ass. During summer my ass and legs sweat even just standing. Not even shorts help if I'm sitting.

It's just another part of being a subhuman with terrible genetics.
 
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look at all these savages who don't even use water when cleaning their ass
 
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idk, wipe more
 
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anon said:
Yes and I posted about it a year ago, but it has nothing to do with my ass being dirty. I use wet wipes and water after shitting and my ass is always clean other than the sweat.
My ass sweats even during winter. I leave wet streaks on any chair I sit, especially plastic. All chairs/seats at my college are black and plastic so sweat is really visible on them. Whenever class ends I have to squirm in my chair to "wipe" the sweat and sort of lift my ass up off the chair for a few minutes before everyone gets up so that no one sees the sweat on the seat. I avoid sitting in public transport.

My ass also sweats when I have to take a dump. Sometimes my underwear is completely soaked if I hold my shit in for longer than a few minutes.

During summer it's not only my ass that sweats, it's also the back of my thighs and knees and it all drips towards my feet so that my entire pants get wet. I can't wear regular pants during summer unless I want everyone staring at my wet legs and ass. During summer my ass and legs sweat even just standing. Not even shorts help if I'm sitting.

It's just another part of being a subhuman with terrible genetics.

some of us need sterile methods, it is time to get clean.
Italcel said:
put a bidet in your bathroom and wash ur ass after poopoo
t-thanks
 
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1) Change your shitting routine so you shit once a day before you shower. Assuming you shower once a day.

2) When you clean your ass with soap, stick your finger inside your asshole. INSIDE YOUR ASSHOLE
 
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happiless said:
stick your finger inside your asshole. INSIDE YOUR ASSHOLE
 
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also have this shit it's annoying
happiless said:
1) Change your shitting routine so you shit once a day before you shower. Assuming you shower once a day.

2) When you clean your ass with soap, stick your finger inside your asshole. INSIDE YOUR ASSHOLE
implying i shower :lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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I get swamp ass hella lot, especially when I lived in Texas. 110 degree summers were the worst.
 
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Eww sounds gay
 
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Sounds like a hairy ass to me.
 
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Having a hairy, sweaty ass can be annoying. Make sure you wipe thoroughly and get used to sweating there.