News Anyone freaking out because of the draft?

[Nagger]

To all UScels you gonna get drafted, nigga. No way around that.

What are your draft avoidance strategies? Pee and poo? (the brown pill) Or just spouting antisemitic shit?

Hopefully they won't do this shit in Europe because I'd they do Eurocels gonna rope.

Honestly if I was to get pushed into a van (like you see people getting drafted in Ukraine) get an M4 and be transported to the front lines then I'd go ER on my superiors.

 

[Nagger]

Source:

House passes defense bill automatically registering men 18-26 for draft

The House of Representatives passed their annual defense policy bill with a provision to automatically enroll draft-eligible males in the selective service.

www.google.com

 

[Mecoja]

then I'd go ER on my superiors

based

 

[aswellfella]

To all UScels you gonna get drafted, nigga. No way around that

People've been saying that since Trump's campaign in 15'. That's not even remotely true. Nuke's exist, the world's at peace (from major wars).

 

[PersonalitySEAMAX]

I'm not american but if i ever got drafted to fight in some ZOG war i would either pass to the side of the "enemy" (if possible) or just kill myself.

 

[lennox]

You VILL die for Ukraine

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

Fakecel if you actually medically qualify for the draft

 

[Nagger]

People've been saying that since Trump's campaign in 15'. That's not even remotely true. Nuke's exist, the world's at peace (from major wars).

Nigga, there's a fully fledged war in Ukraine right now and then niggaz in Congress just informally declared war on Russia.

 

[Emba]

Put a towel under you're doors... Works great!

 

[aswellfella]

Nigga, there's a fully fledged war in Ukraine right now and then niggaz in Congress just informally declared war on Russia.

Yeah, and we were supposed to go to war with North Korea like 5 years ago, too

 

[Nagger]

Fakecel if you actually medically qualify for the draft

Guess that makes me a fakecel. You know that they'll take anything nowadays, you literally need to do like three pushups.

 

[Nagger]

Yeah, and we were supposed to go to war with North Korea like 5 years ago, too

This isn't some /pol/ happening. This is fox motherfucking news.

 

[Enigmaz]

I will pretend like I'm a disabled person so I don't have to fight for these people

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

Guess that makes me a fakecel. You know that they'll take anything nowadays, you literally need to do like three pushups.

Depends, which classification of draftee do you fall under? If you're not number one priority for cannon fodder you'll have a chance.

 

[aswellfella]

fox motherfucking news

A very trusted news source.

 

[curryboy420]

I am excited I hope I get.to work on an American aircraft carrier or front line directing munitions onto enemy position as special gunfire observer or maybe I will become a underwater demolitions expert

Or If they give me a shit job i will just blow the captain's head off once they give me a rifle and blow other people's head off and steal a box of frags from the armoury and throw them at everyone

 

[Ahnfeltia]

Hopefully they won't do this shit in Europe because I'd they do Eurocels gonna rope.

oh they will

 

[Nagger]

I am excited I hope I get.to work on an American aircraft carrier or front line directing munitions onto enemy position as special gunfire observer or maybe I will become a underwater demolitions expert

Nigga, you actually excited for this shit? Truecel trait right here: dying in war is favorable to living as a civilian

 

[Friezacel]

Not really, im Aspie + ADD and i got rejected by the military, so i can be sure i wont be drafted

 

[Nagger]

Not really, im Aspie + ADD and i got rejected by the military, so i can be sure i wont be drafted

this brocel is going to make it

 

[Gooonyyy]

if you go full retard mode they'll discharge you

 

[Lonelyus]

If i get drafted id finally get to shoot myself

 

[Lonelyus]

if you go full retard mode they'll discharge you

"Discharge"

 

[BasedAdam]

The only time being sub5 is good because they are gonna put strong and tall people in the front lines like chads

 

[Lonelyus]

The only time being sub5 is good because they are gonna put strong and tall people in the front lines like chads

Good looking people often look for adventure

 

[BlueCore]

based

 

[GodspeedPeasant]

Fakecel if you actually medically qualify for the draft

 

[proudweeb]

they would prolly appoint me as a genERal

 

[SubhumanGamer]

Glad I'm super obese and schizo. Nobody will want me tor war

 

[curryboy420]

Nigga, you actually excited for this shit? Truecel trait right here: dying in war is favorable to living as a civilian

Yes I will fight the mcwar and after I win it I will be CEO of McDonald and burger king 500 million dollars a year

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Actual cuckold if you choose to fight rather than rot in prison.

 

[Max Doltman]

what if youre in your 40s and near retard iq with some health problems?

 

[VideoGameCoper]

I’m a UScel, but they aren’t going to draft me. I have an intestinal condition that takes daily medication to keep me alive. All I need to do is tell them that I’d have to have a constant supply of Miralax to stay alive and they’d realize I’d be too much of a burden to have in war.

 

[Indari]

anxiety

 

[EpedaBIGDICKENERGY]

Aren’t there already enough active military and reserves?

 

[Max Doltman]

Aren’t there already enough active military and reserves?

billions of ching chongs

 

[iRespectWoman]

Not at all. I'm quite relieved, tbh. Draft all normies and chads to the slaughter! They are scum!

 

[SubhumanGamer]

No

Just be obesecel that has extremely terrible vision

 

[Zogpilled]

So the house passed the bill bringing back the draft but it also has to pass the senate then the faggot Biden has to approve it

 

[Revocyn]

Fakecel if you actually medically qualify for the draft

I guess having at least 5 mental illnesses and autism isn’t so bad after all.

 

[BricABrac]

unironically go. Get KIA or sm ok

 

[NiggerSlayer]

What are your draft avoidance strategies? Pee and poo? (the brown pill) Or just spouting antisemitic shit?

Spouting antisemitism will either get you on a list or thrown in jail, or maybe theyd still draft you but just put you in a janitor role or smth

My draft avoidance plan is to hide out somewhere in rural chile and maybe even jbwmaxx my way into an ugly latina wife while im there

 

[edgelordcel]

Croatia tried to draft me too 3 months ago . You can avoid it by saying ur a pacifist youll jhst get community service

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

I guess having at least 5 mental illnesses and autism isn’t so bad after all.

The more, the better for escaping the draft.

 

[Runt171]

To all UScels you gonna get drafted, nigga. No way around that.

What are your draft avoidance strategies? Pee and poo? (the brown pill) Or just spouting antisemitic shit?

Hopefully they won't do this shit in Europe because I'd they do Eurocels gonna rope.

Honestly if I was to get pushed into a van (like you see people getting drafted in Ukraine) get an M4 and be transported to the front lines then I'd go ER on my superiors.

I dont live in the us
but If they ever did A draft in the uk I would probably be exempt because im too unheathy

If I did get drafted I would end up going pvt Pyle

 

[Indari]

The article says it's not likely to pass

 

[Nagger]

The article says it's not likely to pass

You are correct but if you look further into the matter you'll realize why it wouldn't pass. Democrats consider this draft proposal homophobic, transphobic etc. They don't disagree with the idea of the draft, they just want to make sure that trannies are put in the "right" place. Having that in mind the republiucks will probably make some sort of agreement with them, something like: They can have all the trannies they want if the draft is optional for foids.