It's not like I would literally have the Dark Lord himself in me come on. It would be a minor demon or imp or something at most. No idea how I would get a right nice demon brewing inside me bound to my very soul (demons are immortal so that must be a good thing). That kind of thing only ever seems to happen to Christians though, the lucky buggers. They never seem to appreciate it either, probably why the demon causes a nuisance for them.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKfupO4ZzPs
Something like that then he would dive in there I suppose. Not in a sexual way I'm not gay or anything.
I don't think you can perform exorcisms over the Internet anyway. I could try asking Satan to get Jesus out of you but Jesus doesn't exist.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqQ_RXyuCz0
The word demon goes back to the ancient Greek word "daemon" and it means "divine one" btw. They're basically meant to be gods.