Anyone else here prehistoric looking?

[TrueAlphaMale]

I look like an ape. If I was born a few thousand years ago, I would slay like crazy. It sucks that I'm evolutionary behind others. While men have evolved to be more feminine, my linage retained it's mascualinity and now I'm doomed to be a virgin forever since mascualinity does not appeal to modern girls. I need time travel NOOOOOOW.

 

[jet112]

yep. i have a massive frame

 

[Colly]

yep. i have a massive frame

Brag

 

[AfrikanCel]

I look like an ape. If I was born a few thousand years ago, I would slay like crazy. It sucks that I'm evolutionary behind others. While men have evolved to be more feminine, my linage retained it's mascualinity and now I'm doomed to be a virgin forever since mascualinity does not appeal to modern girls. I need time travel NOOOOOOW.

As an afrikancel I literally am evolutionary disadvantaged. Im a darwincel.

 

[SwordsmanAlt]

I'm the least feminine looking curry. Forehead slopes backwards. Feel like damn neanderthal. Soyboys and Chads are the only ones getting laid these days (though obviously highly in Chad's favor). If you don't have Chad bone structure then just go be a soyboy and you can get his leftovers.

 

[Colly]

Broad shoulders = ogre, I don't see how that is a brag

Framecel cope or dumb?

 

[Weightcel]

Framecel cope or dumb?

I think he's being ironic. No way can his IQ be that low.

 

[Weightcel]

If you believe prehistoric men are unattractive, you can't be enough of a fucktard to also contradict yourself and believe that broad shoulders are somehow attractive to femoids?

The fuck is this? Broad shoulders are a universal signifier of masculinity and high test. Are you going to tell me that women prefer men with 6" girl wrists next?

 

[Weightcel]

No, but broad shoulders make it harder for you to look high IQ or smooth and girls don't like masculine and prehistoric looking guys

Lol at this cope.

 

[Weightcel]

If your face isn't good enough, broad shoulders are a bad thing, especially if ur skinnyfat... I don't know if you're a broad shouldered coper who wants to think his chances aren't ruined or just a delusional child, either way blocked

Holy fuck IQ levels this low shouldn't be possible. Legit in stitches right now

 

[SupremeCel]

Somone in my (future) school is, found him when looking up old classmates

I shat my pants when i saw him, he looks like the mc of gorio

 

[GetFucked]

Not really apeish but browridgemaxxed

 

[WawelDragon1683]

When i don't shave i look like an ape.