Based Anyone else fucked their couch? (JD Vance maxxing)

[FastBlast]

Has anyone else fucked a couch before like my wigga JD Vance? Ngl I did it a few times back when I was 14-15ish years old. I took a plastic sandwich bag, lubed it up with some vegetable oil, shoved it in between the cushions and made sweet passionate love to my parents' brown sofa. It was mid tbh. It made me nut, but the plastic sealers at the top of the sandwich bag kept scratching my meat and it was kinda annoying. Eventually I moved on to better ideas like fucking a pringles can with two sponges and a rubber glove inside. I put the pringles can in between the couch cushions and fucked it like that too.

 

[Diddy]

Wut?

 

[FastBlast]

Trivia time: Which US state is JD Vance from? (you will not believe it )

 

[Lonelyus]

Im guilty of doing this crime

 

[AutistSupremacist]

View: https://youtu.be/z7tt0X_WJYo?si=lsGXyl1j3VijxbvX

 

[Grodd]

 

[FastBlast]

Im guilty of doing this crime

Nothing to be ashamed of. It means you're based and couchpilled

 

[joocel52]

i used to do it too, but in a simpler manner by just kinda scartching my cock on it

 

[Wolnir]

My right hand has always been enough

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

no I fucked ur mother

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

i used to do it too, but in a simpler manner by just kinda scartching my cock on it

 

[DefeatedIncel]

Just began for pringlescels.

 

[psyop]

Trivia time: Which US state is JD Vance from? (you will not believe it )

 

[FastBlast]

That's right! Politicians fucking furniture only in ohio

 

[BPJ]

Im guilty of doing this crime

 

[FastBlast]

No way @BPJ is a fellow couch fucker

 

[suicidecase]

I fapped by rubbing my junk on beds/sofas for years, as a kid. I thought that's how you fapped.