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Discussion Anyone else fucked an escort as soon as they turned 18?

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As soon as I turned 18 I decided I was done and embarassed by being an adult virgin so I immediately went to an escort and fucked a prostitute and got done with it, sure I still want a relationship but escorts wont fix my loneliness sadly. What is your story on fucking an escort?
 
No, i have a feeling that it would leave me feeling even more depressed than i already am. Shilling out hundreds on an escort, brutal.
 
xkcdCleftcel said:
No, i have a feeling that it would leave me feeling even more depressed than i already am. Shilling out hundreds on an escort, brutal.
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Do it, it wont fix depression but it will ease it.
 
No because I live in Cucknada.
 
screwthefbi said:
As soon as I turned 18 I decided I was done and embarassed by being an adult virgin so I immediately went to an escort and fucked a prostitute and got done with it, sure I still want a relationship but escorts wont fix my loneliness sadly. What is your story on fucking an escort?
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Welcome to my ignorelist sexhaver please kys
 
screwthefbi said:
Do it, it wont fix depression but it will ease it.
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I also think i'm too much of a high inhib bitch to go to one these shady ((massage parlours)), though i may commit in the future
 
xkcdCleftcel said:
I also think i'm too much of a high inhib bitch to go to one these shady ((massage parlours)), though i may commit in the future
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Just do it, you only live once and once you get done with it you will be chill about it
 
No.
 
Nah mang I'd rather jerk off than lose my virginity to a literal hooker who's had dozens of other mens' dicks in her before.
 
Agent47 said:
Nah mang I'd rather jerk off than lose my virginity to a literal hooker who's had dozens of other mens' dicks in her before.
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And in addition paying her to do that.
 
Agent47 said:
Nah mang I'd rather jerk off than lose my virginity to a literal hooker who's had dozens of other mens' dicks in her before.
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I mean if you do ascend your girlfriend is already going to have a high body count due to missing out on teen love so you might as well just fuck a hooker
 
screwthefbi said:
As soon as I turned 18 I decided I was done and embarassed by being an adult virgin so I immediately went to an escort and fucked a prostitute and got done with it, sure I still want a relationship but escorts wont fix my loneliness sadly. What is your story on fucking an escort?
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im 26 and i fap to anime
 
screwthefbi said:
I mean if you do ascend your girlfriend is already going to have a high body count due to missing out on teen love so you might as well just fuck a hooker
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If one does ascend, then if he's not a betabuxx his girlfriend is at least somewhat attracted to him, unlike a hooker that only does it for money. I do see your point however.
 
KillNiggers said:
How do you even find those? I am too high inhib to get arrested over doing this shit.
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They have them on rubmaps, you dont need to worry as you are far less likely to get caught in a sting in a massage parlor
 
screwthefbi said:
As soon as I turned 18 I decided I was done and embarassed by being an adult virgin so I immediately went to an escort and fucked a prostitute and got done with it, sure I still want a relationship but escorts wont fix my loneliness sadly. What is your story on fucking an escort?
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Literally can’t even buy escorts in my country
 
despisedpaul said:
Doesnt that imply they will just give you a handjob? Sounds lame. Escortmaxxing seems like the key to STDs
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No, some parlors give full service but its hella unpredictable
 
Did it at 23 after i realized its not happening without paying for me
 
screwthefbi said:
As soon as I turned 18 I decided I was done and embarassed by being an adult virgin so I immediately went to an escort and fucked a prostitute and got done with it, sure I still want a relationship but escorts wont fix my loneliness sadly. What is your story on fucking an escort?
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im a 28 yr old virgin
 
Nope, I'm already 26 and still haven't had the opportunity or resolve to do so:feelsbadman:.

Not to mention that I wouldn't have been able to afford it at 18, or up to when I was 24 or so.
 
Yes. It was a fun time all in all
 
I'm too scared to even talk to a woman
 
screwthefbi said:
As soon as I turned 18 I decided I was done and embarassed by being an adult virgin so I immediately went to an escort and fucked a prostitute and got done with it, sure I still want a relationship but escorts wont fix my loneliness sadly. What is your story on fucking an escort?
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Sexhaver. I envy you SOOOOOOO much.
 
I planned to visit an escort at the latest when turning 30, that was my thought even before i was 18. but i did not do it and now i am turning 34 next month (March)
 
Fuck no im not paying for that cucked shit
 
WorthlessSlavicShit said:
Not to mention that I wouldn't have been able to afford it at 18
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yeah, it was completely out of reach when i was 18 or lower. and after that also.

also, all the ads stated that they do not take anyone under 30 years old. that was the situation like since Internet came out, but the most visited prostitute site got taken out some years ago. also, foreigner prostitutes usually do not have the age limit, only minority have. but i did not speak any other language than finnish when i was 18 years old, so i wasn't even aware of other sites and could not have visited non-finnish escorts
 
I tried to escortmaxx once but failed miserably. She was slightly taller than me and i could see the disgust in her eyes. I felt nervous and couldnt get an erection, even when she tried to suck my dick. I akwardly paid her and left before my time was out. I will never feel the warmth of a vagina, as I am below human level
 
@Mainländer if i remember right said he regrets it.
 
I'd rather die than escortmax. I'm just accepting my fate at this point
 
I thought that was just me. Yeah - I did.

Then I fucked escorts 3 more times until my late 20s. Then haven't since (36 now).
 
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