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Anyone a prisoncel? Haven't left house in 16 months...

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Astaxanthin

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Combined with being an oldcel it's game over for me.
Last time i talked to a non-family member was in 2014.
Last time i talked to a girl was in 2011.

I'm probably the only true incel here.
 
You certainly are a LDAR pro.

Welcome.
 
I do leave the house but I get anxiety in public and think about what thoughts my face is causing others to have, it's a blackpill to see reflective surface because what I'm thinking other people see when they look at me, even If I set my expectations low, is proven to be worse and my face always turns out to be more disagreeable than I think
 
Grain_of_sin said:
You certainly are a LDAR pro.

Welcome.

Thank you, saddest thing is that i had a social life and a gf in HS before i completely went insane.
I can't even look humans in the eye now.
 
Astaxanthin said:
Thank you, saddest thing is that i had a social life and a gf in HS before i completely went insane.
I can't even look humans in the eye now.

Age?
 
I haven't left my house for a month or two ever since I quit my job and moved back in with my mother.
 
Grain_of_sin said:

I'm 38. Last time i had sex was in 1997.


Kointo said:
I haven't left my house for a month or two ever since I quit my job and moved back in with my mother.

At least you ever held a job.
 
Well you can't claim trucel unless you are trying.
 
my record is 1 year and 3 months
 
my record is 1 year and 4 months
 
rotandrise said:
Well you can't claim trucel unless you are trying.

Can you claim to be an incel if you have never approached a girl / asked out?
 
my record is 1 year and 3 months.
 
I fucking wish. My below minimum job salarey is the only thing that makes me afford my tiny joined room and the pieces of bread a day i can afford. I actually spend 90% of the time outside so i don't go home to my roomates who abuse me and use me as a ciggertte ash trey
 
My record is 6 weeks (Summer holidays)
 
About the same man. 31. Only leave the house to attend Doctor's appointments (for neetbux and chronic illness). Lost a part time job 10 years ago and have zero real life friends. Go days and weeks without even talking to family. Just want it to be over at this point.
 
TheVman said:
I fucking wish. My below minimum job salarey is the only thing that makes me afford my tiny joined room and the pieces of bread a day i can afford. I actually spend 90% of the time outside so i don't go home to my roomates who abuse me and use me as a ciggertte ash trey

I have the strong desire to pepper spray your room mates
 
existentialhack said:
About the same man. 31. Only leave the house to attend Doctor's appointments (for neetbux and chronic illness). Lost a part time job 10 years ago and have zero real life friends. Go days and weeks without even talking to family. Just want it to be over at this point.

What kind of illness do you have?
 
torujo said:
my record is 1 year and 3 months.

Has your brain also slowed down a bit? I can't form whole sentences and my speech has deteriorated. I sort of mumble and grumble now.

TheVman said:
I fucking wish. My below minimum job salarey is the only thing that makes me afford my tiny joined room and the pieces of bread a day i can afford. I actually spend 90% of the time outside so i don't go home to my roomates who abuse me and use me as a ciggertte ash trey

LOL you have a fucking job, roommates and can go outside. I would kill for your life 100% serious.


existentialhack said:
About the same man. 31. Only leave the house to attend Doctor's appointments (for neetbux and chronic illness). Lost a part time job 10 years ago and have zero real life friends. Go days and weeks without even talking to family. Just want it to be over at this point.

My mental illness made me incel. I had everything before...
 
Holy shit, I would go bananas. I love my house, but if I had to stay in for over, say, a week continuously, I would probably rope.

As misanthropic as I am I gotta get out every so often.
 
Facade said:
What kind of illness do you have?

Crohn's. Had some wicked surgery in the past. Main issue is undiagnosed and untreated voice disorder though.

Solitude and isolation are the worst. They're the purest form of sui fuel, long term. And time passes so fast when you have no interactions or events to mark it with.
 
Facade said:
Can you claim to be an incel if you have never approached a girl / asked out?

Unless you are severely deformed, absolutely not.
 
Astaxanthin said:
My mental illness made me incel. I had everything before...

How did that work? What's your mental illness? Plain old depression?
 
existentialhack said:
Astaxanthin said:
My mental illness made me incel. I had everything before...
How did that work? What's your mental illness? Plain old depression?

Suffered severe head trauma when playing soccer when i was 18, had to relearn almost everything and went into isolation.
I get panic attacks even seeing human faces in pictures now.

My dream would be to live my last days in nature.
 
Astaxanthin said:
TheVman said:
I fucking wish. My below minimum job salarey is the only thing that makes me afford my tiny joined room and the pieces of bread a day i can afford. I actually spend 90% of the time outside so i don't go home to my roomates who abuse me and use me as a ciggertte ash trey
LOL you have a fucking job, roommates and can go outside. I would kill for your life 100% serious.





My roomates are crackheads who constantly beat me up and spit at me and, AGAIN, they use me as a fucking ash trey. My job is at a community campus library where kids constantly laugh at me when asking for something and I LITERALLY SEE THEM POINTING AND LAUGHING. The only reason i stay outside so much is so i don't get bullied by roomates. I can't afford food man. I lost over 30 pounds in the last year and i was already skinny. Stop this. you don't wish my life. fuck u.

id kill to stay at home all day
 
The correct term is 'Jailcel.'
 
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Astaxanthin said:
TheVman said:
I fucking wish. My below minimum job salarey is the only thing that makes me afford my tiny joined room and the pieces of bread a day i can afford. I actually spend 90% of the time outside so i don't go home to my roomates who abuse me and use me as a ciggertte ash trey
LOL you have a fucking job, roommates and can go outside. I would kill for your life 100% serious.




My roomates are crackheads who constantly beat me up and spit at me and, AGAIN, they use me as a fucking ash trey. My job is at a community campus library where kids constantly laugh at me when asking for something and I LITERALLY SEE THEM POINTING AND LAUGHING. The only reason i stay outside so much is so i don't get bullied by roomates. I can't afford food man. I lost over 30 pounds in the last year and i was already skinny. Stop this. you don't wish my life. fuck u.
id kill to stay at home all day[/quote]

I hope your room mates die from an overdose
 
TheVman said:
Astaxanthin said:
TheVman said:
I fucking wish. My below minimum job salarey is the only thing that makes me afford my tiny joined room and the pieces of bread a day i can afford. I actually spend 90% of the time outside so i don't go home to my roomates who abuse me and use me as a ciggertte ash trey
LOL you have a fucking job, roommates and can go outside. I would kill for your life 100% serious.




My roomates are crackheads who constantly beat me up and spit at me and, AGAIN, they use me as a fucking ash trey. My job is at a community campus library where kids constantly laugh at me when asking for something and I LITERALLY SEE THEM POINTING AND LAUGHING. The only reason i stay outside so much is so i don't get bullied by roomates. I can't afford food man. I lost over 30 pounds in the last year and i was already skinny. Stop this. you don't wish my life. fuck u.
id kill to stay at home all day



You at least have some sort of interaction with humans and a job.
Isolation is far worse than being bullied.
 
Astaxanthin said:
You at least have some sort of interaction with humans and a job.
Isolation is far worse than being bullied.

FUCK YOU. I WISH YOU COULD HAVE MY LIFE AND THEN SAY THAT AFTER A WEEK UD KILL URSELF
 
TheVman said:
Astaxanthin said:
You at least have some sort of interaction with humans and a job.
Isolation is far worse than being bullied.
FUCK YOU. I WISH YOU COULD HAVE MY LIFE AND THEN SAY THAT AFTER A WEEK UD KILL URSELF

1. I have lost over 80% of my ability to talk. FUCKING TALK
2. My penis doesn't work
3. I have bedsores all over
4. Human faces scare me
5. I'm probably dead in 2 years

And you complain? Take a walk little boy, your life is heaven compared to mine.
 
TheVman said:
FUCK YOU. I WISH YOU COULD HAVE MY LIFE AND THEN SAY THAT AFTER A WEEK UD KILL URSELF

I love your posts, seriously.


TheVman said:
My roomates are crackheads who constantly beat me up and spit at me and, AGAIN, they use me as a fucking ash trey. My job is at a community campus library where kids constantly laugh at me when asking for something and I LITERALLY SEE THEM POINTING AND LAUGHING. The only reason i stay outside so much is so i don't get bullied by roomates. I can't afford food man. I lost over 30 pounds in the last year and i was already skinny. Stop this. you don't wish my life. fuck u.

id kill to stay at home all day

I'd rather isolate myself than have room mates who acted like this to me.
 
longest time i went without sex was 3 days bro and i went completely crazy xD dont know how you cope so long xD XD

ECKS DEEEEEEEEE
FFUANVEHHw2hr4r5h F

WELCOME MENTAL CEL
 
Kointo said:
TheVman said:
FUCK YOU. I WISH YOU COULD HAVE MY LIFE AND THEN SAY THAT AFTER A WEEK UD KILL URSELF
I love your posts, seriously.


TheVman said:
My roomates are crackheads who constantly beat me up and spit at me and, AGAIN, they use me as a fucking ash trey. My job is at a community campus library where kids constantly laugh at me when asking for something and I LITERALLY SEE THEM POINTING AND LAUGHING. The only reason i stay outside so much is so i don't get bullied by roomates. I can't afford food man. I lost over 30 pounds in the last year and i was already skinny. Stop this. you don't wish my life. fuck u.
id kill to stay at home all day
I'd rather isolate myself than have room mates who acted like this to me.



True isolation makes you completely insane. When was the last time you talked to a broom for 2 hours, only to realize that only humans have speech and cried for hours after learning that.


ghostcell said:
longest time i went without sex was 3 days bro and i went completely crazy xD dont know how you cope so long xD XD
ECKS DEEEEEEEEE
FFUANVEHHw2hr4r5h F
WELCOME MENTAL CEL

3 days? Most normal people don't have sex that frequent right? At least when i was alive 20 years ago, 3 days was nothing.
You don't seem incel to me.
 
Astaxanthin said:
True isolation makes you completely insane. When was the last time you talked to a broom for 2 hours, only to realize that only humans have speech and cried for hours after learning that.

That wouldn't happen as long as I go on sites like this.
 
Kointo said:
Astaxanthin said:
True isolation makes you completely insane. When was the last time you talked to a broom for 2 hours, only to realize that only humans have speech and cried for hours after learning that.
That wouldn't happen as long as I go on sites like this.

At this point i'm not sure if i'm talking to humans online or robots. Maybe it doesn't matter.
 
Astaxanthin said:
At this point i'm not sure if i'm talking to humans online or robots. Maybe it doesn't matter.

To keep my sanity, every once in a while I zoom in onto the low res avatars and think about how there's a person behind the avatar.
 
Astaxanthin said:
True isolation makes you completely insane. When was the last time you talked to a broom for 2 hours, only to realize that only humans have speech and cried for hours after learning that.



3 days? Most normal people don't have sex that frequent right? At least when i was alive 20 years ago, 3 days was nothing.
You don't seem incel to me.

im joking im 22 years old kissless virgin lol

just meant it to make fun of those chads who think going short time without sex is alrdy horrible
 
Hey, let's not use that term in vain. I'm a real prisoncel, I was arrested after threatening suicide by cop.
 
ghostcell said:
im joking im 22 years old kissless virgin lol

just meant it to make fun of those chads who think going short time without sex is alrdy horrible

Ooh i apologize i wasn't aware on that being a common joke. Where do you find more info about Chad?
 
ItheIthe said:
Hey, let's not use that term in vain. I'm a real prisoncel, I was arrested after threatening suicide by cop.

How long were you in for?
 
my longest was three months but now the only time i have to leave is for work and if im forced to go somewhere
 
Kointo said:
How long were you in for?

Only a week lol. Then I had about a month of house arrest, and now I'm still technically on probation.
 
Astaxanthin said:
Suffered severe head trauma when playing soccer when i was 18, had to relearn almost everything and went into isolation.
I get panic attacks even seeing human faces in pictures now.

My dream would be to live my last days in nature.

That's rough man. Do you have online friends? Is your brain physically fucked up?
 
Astaxanthin said:
Ooh i apologize i wasn't aware on that being a common joke. Where do you find more info about Chad?

well chad can be anyone u know in ur life who showcases the privilege handsome men have
 
existentialhack said:
Astaxanthin said:
Suffered severe head trauma when playing soccer when i was 18, had to relearn almost everything and went into isolation.
I get panic attacks even seeing human faces in pictures now.
My dream would be to live my last days in nature.
That's rough man. Do you have online friends? Is your brain physically fucked up?

Nobody wants to be my friend...my brain still has bruises which sometimes make me sleep for very long (20+ hours), forget faces and my speech is mostly gone.
Also i can't grasp any form of basic math now.
 
Astaxanthin said:
Nobody wants to be my friend...my brain still has bruises which sometimes make me sleep for very long (20+ hours), forget faces and my speech is mostly gone.
Also i can't grasp any form of basic math now.

This might be an actual case where someone needs therapy or psychiatric help. Are you getting it?
 
Kointo said:
Astaxanthin said:
Nobody wants to be my friend...my brain still has bruises which sometimes make me sleep for very long (20+ hours), forget faces and my speech is mostly gone.
Also i can't grasp any form of basic math now.
This might be an actual case where someone needs therapy. Are you getting it?

I had 1 year of therapy after that my parents couldn't afford it anymore.
but they take good care of me and sometimes i am happy i just want my brain to be like everyone else
 

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