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Serious Anyobdy slapped their female siblings ass and got away with it?

Total Imbecile

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Im trying to make up a scenario in my mind where it would be possible for me to pass it off as doing it ironically
 
birthday spanks
 
birthday spanks

What are birthday spanks?

I once touched my older sisters boob

THis was back when we were teens but basically she blocked my way and wouldnt let me pass so I just pushed her aside forcefully and in the process touched her boob

It was so soft
 
say there is a bug on her ass and slap it
 
I used to initially grind ass in tight Hallways
 
I don't have a sister.
 
accidently stretch and slap it
 
Attempt to initiate a play fight?
Call her weak and boast that you could bend her over your knee when ever you wanted
 
I don't have a sister.

Youre missing out

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or not since its likely youll never fuck
 
sleep creep her and then hide if she wakes up
 
No, I never had any female siblings to slap.
 
compete in who can slap eachother's ass the hardest.
 
pretend to be drunk and fall into it
 
Steal her dirty panties and masturbate while wearing them on your head :feelsohh::feelsohh:
 
when will you have sex with your sister
 
Nigga you watch too much porn

get over the fact that you wont be doing anything sexual. She’ll tell ur parents, youll get kicked out of the family, youll go to jail, get bullied in jail for being a incest pedo then rope
Im sorry bro its not gonna happen. Dont try to slap her ass its just too risky, she’ll know whats up bro
 
Nigga you watch too much porn

get over the fact that you wont be doing anything sexual. She’ll tell ur parents, youll get kicked out of the family, youll go to jail, get bullied in jail for being a incest pedo then rope
Im sorry bro its not gonna happen. Dont try to slap her ass its just too risky, she’ll know whats up bro
 
Nigga you watch too much porn

get over the fact that you wont be doing anything sexual. She’ll tell ur parents, youll get kicked out of the family, youll go to jail, get bullied in jail for being a incest pedo then rope
Im sorry bro its not gonna happen. Dont try to slap her ass its just too risky, she’ll know whats up bro
brutal
 
No I don't objectify women
1598474522704
 
No. But she does that to me sometimes
 
Don't have sisters but I do have cousins.
If she is young enough you can just play-slap her ass and lightly squeeze it. As long as you don't do it hard enough to hurt her and make her cry she will just pass it off as a joke and that you are weird.

If she is older then you could spank her ass if she is a whore doing whore things. For instance if she is outside with her friends and they are all in bikinis. When she comes inside the house you can spank her ass as a 'joke'. Other than that I would wait til my female cousin was dead asleep then spank her ass and yell really loud and she would scream and wake right up. Would play that I was trying to 'spook' her and as she is waking up she most likely won't process that you spanked her ass as she will be too shaken up.

If she is a granny you could wait until she is drunk then just straight up fondle her good areas. Only been in two instances where my cousin was blasted and she was passed out but the first time we were at a birthday party so I didn't have private access to her because she slept in the sofa in the living room in front of everybody. The second time it was just me and her taking care of smaller children. She got drunk and passed out and the little kids got into her makeup kit and put makeup all over her and took pictures while she was asleep. It was kinda funny seeing them do it but those little bastards wouldn't go to sleep! Was hoping they would get sleepy then I'd get to do what I needed to do but the dam small kids were cockblocking me!
 
Don't have sisters but I do have cousins.
If she is young enough you can just play-slap her ass and lightly squeeze it. As long as you don't do it hard enough to hurt her and make her cry she will just pass it off as a joke and that you are weird.

If she is older then you could spank her ass if she is a whore doing whore things. For instance if she is outside with her friends and they are all in bikinis. When she comes inside the house you can spank her ass as a 'joke'. Other than that I would wait til my female cousin was dead asleep then spank her ass and yell really loud and she would scream and wake right up. Would play that I was trying to 'spook' her and as she is waking up she most likely won't process that you spanked her ass as she will be too shaken up.

If she is a granny you could wait until she is drunk then just straight up fondle her good areas. Only been in two instances where my cousin was blasted and she was passed out but the first time we were at a birthday party so I didn't have private access to her because she slept in the sofa in the living room in front of everybody. The second time it was just me and her taking care of smaller children. She got drunk and passed out and the little kids got into her makeup kit and put makeup all over her and took pictures while she was asleep. It was kinda funny seeing them do it but those little bastards wouldn't go to sleep! Was hoping they would get sleepy then I'd get to do what I needed to do but the dam small kids were cockblocking me!
 
Bro real life isn't anime. " Tsundere " is just an incel fantasy. Real life is Chad or rope.
 
Low IQ tbh.

Go escortmaxx, groping your sibling is not worth the potential trouble you could get into.
 
Slept a couple times with two female cousins when I was little.
Slayer slayer.
 
Im trying to make up a scenario in my mind where it would be possible for me to pass it off as doing it ironically
She was going full retard and trying to punch me for not backing her up when she got in trouble for breaking the computer desk for jumping on it. I didn't slap her, but I choked her out and she couldn't scream for help. She has been a lot nicer after that incident, and we are pretty close now.
 
pedos animu fags incestcels deserve torment and death
pedos animu fags incestcels deserve torment and death
 
Tales from the tasement
 
Nope. But she spanks me all the time. Its definitely not appropriate for me to do it.
 
Pedos and rapists get raped and beaten up in jail.
Real life isn’t a hollywood movie. Pedos and rapists receive protection in prison if they are threatened by other inmates.
 
birthday spanks
say there is a bug on her ass and slap it
accidently stretch and slap it
sleep creep her and then hide if she wakes up
pretend to be drunk and fall into it

Or maybe.... Just do it. No excuses. No reasons. Just a big tight slap on the ass. What are they gonna do? Sue you?
 
just slap your sister’s ass theory
 
Attempt to initiate a play fight?
Call her weak and boast that you could bend her over your knee when ever you wanted
This is the most realistic suggestion tbh, then you can slap her ass as a playful show of 'dominance'. If you're lucky, things may go from there.
 
There is no ass spanking for your face
 
Mogs me at having a sister.
 

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