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Total Imbecile
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Im trying to make up a scenario in my mind where it would be possible for me to pass it off as doing it ironically
birthday spanks
I don't have a sister.
I don't have a sister.
when will you have sex with your sister
Imagine what you would to to your gf,if you had one?I used to initially grind ass in tight Hallways
Im trying to make up a scenario in my mind where it would be possible for me to pass it off as doing it ironically
Nigga you watch too much porn
get over the fact that you wont be doing anything sexual. She’ll tell ur parents, youll get kicked out of the family, youll go to jail, get bullied in jail for being a incest pedo then rope
Im sorry bro its not gonna happen. Dont try to slap her ass its just too risky, she’ll know whats up bro
brutalNigga you watch too much porn
get over the fact that you wont be doing anything sexual. She’ll tell ur parents, youll get kicked out of the family, youll go to jail, get bullied in jail for being a incest pedo then rope
Im sorry bro its not gonna happen. Dont try to slap her ass its just too risky, she’ll know whats up bro
Don't have sisters but I do have cousins.
If she is young enough you can just play-slap her ass and lightly squeeze it. As long as you don't do it hard enough to hurt her and make her cry she will just pass it off as a joke and that you are weird.
If she is older then you could spank her ass if she is a whore doing whore things. For instance if she is outside with her friends and they are all in bikinis. When she comes inside the house you can spank her ass as a 'joke'. Other than that I would wait til my female cousin was dead asleep then spank her ass and yell really loud and she would scream and wake right up. Would play that I was trying to 'spook' her and as she is waking up she most likely won't process that you spanked her ass as she will be too shaken up.
If she is a granny you could wait until she is drunk then just straight up fondle her good areas. Only been in two instances where my cousin was blasted and she was passed out but the first time we were at a birthday party so I didn't have private access to her because she slept in the sofa in the living room in front of everybody. The second time it was just me and her taking care of smaller children. She got drunk and passed out and the little kids got into her makeup kit and put makeup all over her and took pictures while she was asleep. It was kinda funny seeing them do it but those little bastards wouldn't go to sleep! Was hoping they would get sleepy then I'd get to do what I needed to do but the dam small kids were cockblocking me!
Good old times...birthday spanks
I don't have a sister.
She was going full retard and trying to punch me for not backing her up when she got in trouble for breaking the computer desk for jumping on it. I didn't slap her, but I choked her out and she couldn't scream for help. She has been a lot nicer after that incident, and we are pretty close now.Im trying to make up a scenario in my mind where it would be possible for me to pass it off as doing it ironically
Bro real life isn't anime.
when will you have sex with your sister
Real life isn’t a hollywood movie. Pedos and rapists receive protection in prison if they are threatened by other inmates.Pedos and rapists get raped and beaten up in jail.
birthday spanks
say there is a bug on her ass and slap it
accidently stretch and slap it
sleep creep her and then hide if she wakes up
pretend to be drunk and fall into it
dangerously basedOr maybe.... Just do it. No excuses. No reasons. Just a big tight slap on the ass. What are they gonna do? Sue you?
just slap your sister’s ass theory
This is the most realistic suggestion tbh, then you can slap her ass as a playful show of 'dominance'. If you're lucky, things may go from there.Attempt to initiate a play fight?
Call her weak and boast that you could bend her over your knee when ever you wanted
Sweet home AlabamaIm trying to make up a scenario in my mind where it would be possible for me to pass it off as doing it ironically
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