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DonkeyPunch
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- Joined
- Feb 16, 2018
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I had a dream last night where I was a Chad and got drunk at a party and passed out and while I was unconscious a bunch of hot, barely legal sorority girls fondled and molested me and uploaded videos of it to Facebook and everybody was commenting about how big my dick is.
I woke up at about noon to my miserable reality where I'm a 28 year old virgin living with my parents. I was planning on studying all day for an exam but I could not muster up the energy. I just got some shitty fast food for lunch and have been shitposting on forums and watching movies all day.
FML
I woke up at about noon to my miserable reality where I'm a 28 year old virgin living with my parents. I was planning on studying all day for an exam but I could not muster up the energy. I just got some shitty fast food for lunch and have been shitposting on forums and watching movies all day.
FML