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Fraud Mortal

Fraud Mortal

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So many chicks have said this exact phrase to me which I find ironic as Hell because nobody has ever wanted to be with me. Riddle me this, Batman: if I'm such a catch, then how come I get rejected every single time? It's paradoxical. Think of it like this: you see a beat up old racecar that has a shitty engine, horrible aerodynamics, and an incredibly terrible transmission. You tell it "Max Verstappen would be lucky to drive you" no the Hell he wouldn't! Why in God's name would he drive you when he could drive his top-line F1 car?!?!? In this example, I'm the beat up old car, Verstappen represents the girls I like and his F1 car is literally any other guy. No woman would choose me when they could choose the other, better guy, it would be irrational.
 
Because you're ugly. You're like a car that goes really fast and has a lot of fuel, but because you're ugly no one wants you.
 
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I don’t fundamentally ‘hate’ foids, as they are simply a byproduct of the harsh reality of natural selection, although I do resent them. But there is nothing in the entire fucking multiverse that surpasses my hatred for chad-only foids that try to pretend they aren’t what they are, and convince themselves and others that the world is just and that they are perfectly moral beings. Not only do they win the genetic and sex chromosome lottery, but they won’t even acknowledge our suffering, they want it all. I wish radiation poisoning on every foid who says this. Crash out over.
 
No foid has ever said such a thing to me jfl, mogs me. Im guessing you're normie tier in terms of looks then.
 
No foid has ever said such a thing to me jfl, mogs me. Im guessing you're normie tier in terms of looks then.
What does JFL stand for? I used to think it meant "just for laughs" but that doesn't seem right given the context
 
probably just "complimenting" (virtue signaling) you for having a "good personality" being respectful etc
 
If they tell you that your such a catch ask them why they dont want you, you will see them scared and desperatly lookin for a way to get out of this situation, because they dont want you either, they are lying to be "nice" and "kind"
 
How about they volunteer? Ooh my sweet SWEET BOY i want you:foidSoy:
 
So many chicks have said this exact phrase to me which I find ironic as Hell because nobody has ever wanted to be with me. Riddle me this, Batman: if I'm such a catch, then how come I get rejected every single time? It's paradoxical. Think of it like this: you see a beat up old racecar that has a shitty engine, horrible aerodynamics, and an incredibly terrible transmission. You tell it "Max Verstappen would be lucky to drive you" no the Hell he wouldn't! Why in God's name would he drive you when he could drive his top-line F1 car?!?!? In this example, I'm the beat up old car, Verstappen represents the girls I like and his F1 car is literally any other guy. No woman would choose me when they could choose the other, better guy, it would be irrational.
Just lie theory
 
So many chicks have said this exact phrase to me which I find ironic as Hell because nobody has ever wanted to be with me. Riddle me this, Batman: if I'm such a catch, then how come I get rejected every single time? It's paradoxical. Think of it like this: you see a beat up old racecar that has a shitty engine, horrible aerodynamics, and an incredibly terrible transmission. You tell it "Max Verstappen would be lucky to drive you" no the Hell he wouldn't! Why in God's name would he drive you when he could drive his top-line F1 car?!?!? In this example, I'm the beat up old car, Verstappen represents the girls I like and his F1 car is literally any other guy. No woman would choose me when they could choose the other, better guy, it would be irrational.
Same, why do they even say it
 
What does JFL stand for? I used to think it meant "just for laughs" but that doesn't seem right given the context
JFL = Just Fucking LOL, used to express the posters amusement at the total absurdity of a given situation.
 
I heard this phrase once, in the spring of 2018. How naive I was to actually believe it. Thankfully I came across the Blackpill later that year.
 
I got that multiple times but I'm 30 virgin and single. That's total bullshit.
 
If they tell you that your such a catch ask them why they dont want you, you will see them scared and desperatly lookin for a way to get out of this situation, because they dont want you either, they are lying to be "nice" and "kind"
I can already imagine what they'll say if I ask that. Think along the lines of "I'm not looking for a relationship RN". I'll still try it anyway because I'm a curious guy
 
I can already imagine what they'll say if I ask that. Think along the lines of "I'm not looking for a relationship RN". I'll still try it anyway because I'm a curious guy
Please let me now with what kind of "apology" they try to get out of the situation
 
What they're saying is ultimately true but on the other hand they know you will have no success because they're not attracted to you. If having a great personality was enough they would date you. Women are the ultimate gaslighters. Take anything they say and do the opposite. Their skill is in their words and manipulation, it's how they've navigated through life for centuries.
 
What they're saying is ultimately true but on the other hand they know you will have no success because they're not attracted to you. If having a great personality was enough they would date you. Women are the ultimate gaslighters. Take anything they say and do the opposite. Their skill is in their words and manipulation, it's how they've navigated through life for centuries.
When I was a kid (15), a girl (13) asked me "Hey -X- do you have a girlfriend" and I say no, and she said "I hope you will find one" After two weeks her cousin told her "hey female cousin do you like my friend he's a good guy" and she replied "Ewww NO, no, no teheheheh"
 
So many chicks have said this exact phrase to me which I find ironic as Hell because nobody has ever wanted to be with me. Riddle me this, Batman: if I'm such a catch, then how come I get rejected every single time? It's paradoxical. Think of it like this: you see a beat up old racecar that has a shitty engine, horrible aerodynamics, and an incredibly terrible transmission. You tell it "Max Verstappen would be lucky to drive you" no the Hell he wouldn't! Why in God's name would he drive you when he could drive his top-line F1 car?!?!? In this example, I'm the beat up old car, Verstappen represents the girls I like and his F1 car is literally any other guy. No woman would choose me when they could choose the other, better guy, it would be irrational.
Riddle me this. If "so many women would be lucky to have you."

Why don't they want you. You don't say to a winning powerball ticket "So many people would be lucky to have you." And leave it on the ground and walk away.
 
So many chicks have said this exact phrase to me
:chad::chad::chad:

Never heard this other than from old ladies, but probably because my horn effect is so strong that all my positives are overlooked.
If they say that they do in fact believe it, but no woman looks past looks
 
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:chad::chad::chad:

Never heard this other than from old ladies, but probably because my horn effect is so strong that all my positives are overlooked.
If they say that they do in fact believe it, but no woman looks past looks
As soon as my face is visible, all other aspects of me are overlooked and disregarded.
 
Riddle me this. If "so many women would be lucky to have you."

Why don't they want you. You don't say to a winning powerball ticket "So many people would be lucky to have you." And leave it on the ground and walk away.
Exactly man, it makes no damn sense at all
 
Exactly man, it makes no damn sense at all
If offered a 600 million mansion for free no fucker would refuse and say others would be happy to have it.
 
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If offered a 600 million mansion for free no fucker would refuse and say others would be happy to have it.
If you think something would be good to have, you wouldn't refuse it and then say that someone else would be lucky to have it. I should say that next time
 
Just there bullshit of way of tryna let you down gently.
 
It means you’re sound but ugly. Sorry Brocel relatable
 
"Any woman would be lucky to have you"
So many chicks have said this exact phrase to me which I find ironic as Hell because nobody has ever wanted to be with me.

If they are saying that to you, the context is obviously some giga awkward conversation about you being single. That's extremely uncomfortable to them, they will say anything that makes them feel like they are good and kind and caring. Platitudes often meet those requirements.
 

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