Serious Any volunteer foid to larp as my gf temp

[Puppeter]

So my shitty cousins will be coming these summer with his foid gf and its already so fucking annoying to hear his family bragging about it as if he won nobel prize

And i know it will be hell/torture for me
I can easily counter or mog him by having
A fucking FOOOOOOOOOIDDDDDD
I know there are foids here (in theory) and i need one to larp as my foid gf i promise i wont slit your throat

 

[Johnhatenigger12]

@balkanceI thought?

 

[Johnhatenigger12]

@balkanceI though

 

[cripplecel]

@balkanceI thought?

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

i need one to larp as my foid gf

Unironically, your best bet is a high end escort or a sugar baby, they do exactly this type of stuff.

They pretend to be your girlfriend at events so that you look good in society's eyes. Depending on what you tell them, they can act handsy and flirty with you, and you could make other normies seethe.

 

[Puppeter]

@balkanceI @bunnygirl225 nigga im taking fire need assistance

 

[Puppeter]

Unironically, your best bet is a high end escort or a sugar baby, they do exactly this type of stuff.

They pretend to be your girlfriend at events so that you look good in society's eyes. Depending on what you tell them, they can act handsy and flirty with you, and you could make other normies seethe.

Yea i aint paying shit

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

cmon man help an inkel out

@incel god
@balkanceI

 

[Puppeter]

cmon man help an inkel out

@incel god
@balkanceI

Thank you

 

[Puppeter]

@Twinkcel give me one of your gfs for larping

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

Yea i aint paying shit

@faded can you help with some funds

 

[Puppeter]

@faded can you help with some funds

Nigga probably has wall street connections too

 

[MisfitPerson]

So my shitty cousins will be coming these summer with his foid gf and its already so fucking annoying to hear his family bragging about it as if he won nobel prize

And i know it will be hell/torture for me
I can easily counter or mog him by having
A fucking FOOOOOOOOOIDDDDDD
I know there are foids here (in theory) and i need one to larp as my foid gf i promise i wont slit your throat

just pay her to pretend to be your girlfriend to impress your family theory

 

[Puppeter]

just pay her to pretend to be your girlfriend to impress your family theory

Pay who man i dont know anyone

 

[der_komische]

Ill ufuck my sister

 

[Bianor]

@Lavinia

 

[Fed Link]

Ask @Karina

 

[faded]

@faded can you help with some funds

Fuck off

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

Fuck off

 

[Puppeter]

@Lavinia

Wtf

 

[thespanishcel]

Just use character.ai instead

 

[Puppeter]

Just use character.ai instead

I need one in real life?!

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

I am a femcel and my verdict on this is:

ewwww go away icky inkwell lmao

 

[Puppeter]

I am a femcel and my verdict on this is:

ewwww go away icky inkwell lmao

I promise to not sniff you

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

I promise to not sniff you

not good enough

THIS IS 2024, MOID. you have to be 11+/10 or bust

over for sub11s

 

[Puppeter]

not good enough

THIS IS 2024, MOID. you have to be 11+/10 or bust

over for sub11s

Imma touch you at night

 

[Vendetta]

Imma touch you at night

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Imma touch you at night

I am a vampire femcel

(I even wear a cute glitter costume bc of Twilight uWu)

At night I am on the hunt for blood

You moids should watch your back

 

[thespanishcel]

I need one in real life?!

Then you're out of luck

 

[Puppeter]

Then you're out of luck

Didn't you read my post why tf would i need an ai one

 

[Puppeter]

I am a vampire femcel

(I even wear a cute glitter costume bc of Twilight uWu)

At night I am on the hunt for blood

You moids should watch your back

UwU cute foid

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Craigslist - and pay her half before the date, then after successful completion of the date pay her the rest of the money.

 

[thespanishcel]

Didn't you read my post why tf would i need an ai one

To create a fake chat saying she's away and she couldn't come

 

[Puppeter]

To create a fake chat saying she's away and she couldn't come

That totally isnt retarded at all

 

[GooberMcKee]

with his foid gf

well what kind of other gfs are there lol

 

[Puppeter]

Craigslist - and pay her half before the date, then after successful completion of the date pay her the rest of the money.

Not a u.scel

 

[Puppeter]

@Fat Link @Master @LeFrenchCel @Uggo Mongo mods id really appreciate your help

 

[LeFrenchCel]

@Fat Link @Master @LeFrenchCel @Uggo Mongo mods id really appreciate your help

@Numb

 

[McFlurryCel]

Ask forsen, he could send Nina for a week. And she can escort also

 

[Fat Link]

So my shitty cousins will be coming these summer with his foid gf and its already so fucking annoying to hear his family bragging about it as if he won nobel prize

And i know it will be hell/torture for me
I can easily counter or mog him by having
A fucking FOOOOOOOOOIDDDDDD
I know there are foids here (in theory) and i need one to larp as my foid gf i promise i wont slit your throat

Are you into meth?

That’s pretty much the only requirement Komesarj’s ex Zoe has for a boyfriend.

 

[Puppeter]

Are you into meth?

That’s pretty much the only requirement Komesarj’s ex Zoe has for a boyfriend.

No im a good boy

 

[KING NOTHING]

Can you avoid them?

 

[Twinkcel]

@Twinkcel give me one of your gfs for larping

What’s the supposed to mean

 

[Epedaphic]

Lol. Reading the responses to this thread, I can’t help but think of how broken our society is. Any given woman just has to download any social media or dating app to have a pool of men ready to go on a date with her or give her the “BFE” in any way she wants (she can even say “no sex” or “no touching” and chances are there are guys who would jump at the opportunity and even pay for her meal), meanwhile, we have to pay often upwards of $100 USD for a girl who doesn’t really want anything to do with us to pretend she does for half an hour.

Water, but maybe some lurker needs to see this.

 

[Puppeter]

Lol. Reading the responses to this thread, I can’t help but think of how broken our society is. Any given woman just has to download any social media or dating app to have a pool of men ready to go on a date with her or give her the “BFE” in any way she wants (she can even say “no sex” or “no touching” and chances are there are guys who would jump at the opportunity and even pay for her meal), meanwhile, we have to pay often upwards of $100 USD for a girl who doesn’t really want anything to do with us to pretend she does for half an hour.

Water, but maybe some lurker needs to see this.

Perfectly said

 

[Jake Roberts]

So my shitty cousins will be coming these summer with his foid gf and its already so fucking annoying to hear his family bragging about it as if he won nobel prize

And i know it will be hell/torture for me
I can easily counter or mog him by having
A fucking FOOOOOOOOOIDDDDDD
I know there are foids here (in theory) and i need one to larp as my foid gf i promise i wont slit your throat

Pay an escort to pretend to be your gf?

 

[Puppeter]

Pay an escort to pretend to be your gf?

Nah im not spending shit on foids besides it might be too obvious

 

[Morphine]

Imma touch you at night

I am a vampire femcel

(I even wear a cute glitter costume bc of Twilight uWu)

At night I am on the hunt for blood

You moids should watch your back

UwU cute foid

this is what inceldom does to niggas

 

[Crodd]

@incel god

 

[Audley Porter]

Cut off family and don't attend social events.