Serious Any tips for escortmaxxing?

[ThirdWorldcel]

Which kind of condoms should I buy?

How to differentiate between a real escort abd a scammer or a dude trying to sexualpredatormaxx?


How should I dress?

Etc...

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Tips: DON'T

 

[Orkcel]

I've thought about escortmaxing myself but it all seems rather hollow, I probably will eventually just so I don't actually die a virgin.

Tips: DON'T

Care to extrapolate?

 

[ThirdWorldcel]

I've thought about escortmaxing myself but it all seems rather hollow, I probably will eventually just so I don't actually die a virgin.

Sooo any tips?

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Care to extrapolate?

Imo it's cucked cuz you are paying to a woman for being a whore, all you do with that is enforce hypergamy even more and give their rotten pussy even more SMV than the ridiculous amount that they already have.
Not to mention it's illegal in some places and expensive af.

 

[ThirdWorldcel]

Imo it's cucked cuz you are paying to a woman for being a whore, all you do with that is enforce hypergamy even more and give their rotten pussy even more SMV than the ridiculous amount that they already have.
Not to mention it's illegal in some places and expensive af.

Being a kissless virgin at 18 is bad enough, imagine being KHHV at 20 years old like me.

 

[Orkcel]

Which kind of condoms should I buy?

How to differentiate between a real escort abd a scammer or a dude trying to sexualpredatormaxx?


How should I dress?

Etc...

None dude, I've only entertained the thought of using one myself.

Imo it's cucked cuz you are paying to a woman for being a whore, all you do with that is enforce hypergamy even more and give their rotten pussy even more SMV than the ridiculous amount that they already have.
Not to mention it's illegal in some places and expensive af.

All true tbh, will probably give it a go once I hit 30 so I can at least get an idea of what it's about.

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Being a kissless virgin at 18 is bad enough, imagine being KHHV at 20 years old like me.

I'm not saying that you can't or shouldn't, it's just my opinion use your money as you may please.

 

[Orkcel]

Being a kissless virgin at 18 is bad enough, imagine being KHHV at 20 years old like me.

25 here

 

[ThirdWorldcel]

So anyone who actually has to say something useful?

@NEETAndTidy @Ryo_Hazuki @FACEandLMS @Colvin76 @Eugenicist

 

[Deleted member 20811]

So anyone who actually has to say something useful?

@NEETAndTidy @Ryo_Hazuki @FACEandLMS @Colvin76 @Eugenicist

I don't know man.

I don't know much about escorts or condoms

 

[Stalin]

TIP: try massage with happy ending first

 

[PPEcel]

1. Escorts will supply condoms. But I always bring a couple of Durex extra safe just in case.

2. Check if their rates are in line with other escorts. And/or call them beforehand so you can hear their voice. Don't escortcel in a shitty neighbourhood. Find review websites. Go for an agency whore.

3. Don't dress like a slob, just look like a mentally stable individual and you will probably not be turned away. If you look young it can't hurt to try and look slightly older.

 

[The Abyss]

Grab 'em by the pussy to make sure they're not a dude in disguise, magnum dong size but you've secretly swapped the condom out for your actual size, if she catches onto the deception state she needs glasses as her eyes are out of focus & bring a tiny banana to fuck with her comparison.

 

[Ellsworth]

TIP: try massage with happy ending first

Any tips on how to initiate the erotic massage? There are tons of these around me. I would like the happy ending but would like to fuck too.

 

[Stalin]

Any tips on how to initiate the erotic massage? There are tons of these around me. I would like the happy ending but would like to fuck too.

They just massage you first then ask directly do you want an extra service. Could deny s.x though, or ask for much more $$$.

 

[based_meme]

Tips: DON'T

Care to extrapolate?

No.

Being a kissless virgin at 18 is bad enough, imagine being KHHV at 20 years old like me.

KHHV at 36 here, you fucking pussy. You've just been culturally conditioned to think that being KHHV is some horrible thing.

It does suck, of course, but get this idea out of your head that being a KHHV is like being some fucking leper.

 

[Uglyme]

Tip number one: don't do it

 

[Yerberito]

I dont do that

 

[Deleted member 4999]

1. Escorts will supply condoms. But I always bring a couple of Durex extra safe just in case.

2. Check if their rates are in line with other escorts. And/or call them beforehand so you can hear their voice. Don't escortcel in a shitty neighbourhood. Find review websites. Go for an agency whore.

3. Don't dress like a slob, just look like a mentally stable individual and you will probably not be turned away. If you look young it can't hurt to try and look slightly older.

Are you escortceling in the US?

 

[PPEcel]

Are you escortceling in the US?

UK

 

[Deleted member 4999]

UK

Brutal, it’s probably easier there

 

[Stalin]

OP, are you incel or truecel?

 

[ThirdWorldcel]

OP, are you incel or truecel?

Nowadays I'm just an incel, I just to be a Truecel as a teen though.

It's like going from Hamlossus SMV to ER SMV

 

[radishman]

Wish it was legal in the US to bypass a lot of the bullshit. My advice is more tailored to using merican sugar babies. Course it's been a year or two since I had a regular arrangement so I may be behind whatever the current trend/rates are.

 

[solblue]

Tips: DON'T

 

[Stalin]

Nowadays I'm just an incel, I just to be a Truecel as a teen though.

It's like going from Hamlossus SMV to ER SMV

That's good - you'll be just an ordinary foid user then, i.e. she will not be turned off by your appearance.

Take it very easy - think about that at the end you may found out that the whole s.x thing is overrated.

p.s. Hamlossus as a foid customer is not terribly bad either - they saw much worse.

 

[ThirdWorldcel]

Wish it was legal in the US to bypass a lot of the bullshit. My advice is more tailored to using merican sugar babies. Course it's been a year or two since I had a regular arrangement so I may be behind whatever the current trend/rates are.

Do sugar babies work for pump and dump though?

 

[radishman]

Do sugar babies work for pump and dump though?

If it's legal in your area it might be easier to just get a regular provider if this is a one time thing. I've used SBs to get around law enforcement (not sure how likely a sting is) and because I kinda wanted a more gfe on the regular so was looking to start something with the same foid. It can be a headache because it's borderline having a girlfriend if you get an arrangement going. I just found it better than trolling off backpage and provider ads.

 

[ThirdWorldcel]

1. Escorts will supply condoms. But I always bring a couple of Durex extra safe just in case.

2. Check if their rates are in line with other escorts. And/or call them beforehand so you can hear their voice. Don't escortcel in a shitty neighbourhood. Find review websites. Go for an agency whore.

3. Don't dress like a slob, just look like a mentally stable individual and you will probably not be turned away. If you look young it can't hurt to try and look slightly older.

Thanks a lot man. Should I wear a hoodie or a jacket?

If it's legal in your area it might be easier to just get a regular provider if this is a one time thing. I've used SBs to get around law enforcement (not sure how likely a sting is) and because I kinda wanted a more gfe on the regular so was looking to start something with the same foid. It can be a headache because it's borderline having a girlfriend if you get an arrangement going. I just found it better than trolling off backpage and provider ads.

They seem to be more expensive than regular escorts tho

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Don't have any

 

[Yerberito]

Don't have any

Same

 

[Stalin]

Thanks a lot man. Should I wear a hoodie or a jacket?

The more ordinary thing the better.

 

[Deleted member 20536]

Dress normal
Unironically take a shower

 

[radishman]

They seem to be more expensive than regular escorts tho

They can be. I know I paid mine more than the market rate, but I also wasn't rushed and got more than an hour so it depends on what you're after.

And I dunno if it factors in, but the actual escort I visited insisted on a condom bj whereas my SBs allowed that to be bare. You can still get a disease that way, but a protected BJ is kinda pointless like wiping before you poop.

 

[Deleted member 23682]

Condoms fucking suck, but the odds of fucking without one are low. However, if you can, try and get a blowjob without a condom

 

[PPEcel]

Brutal, it’s probably easier there

Way, way, way easier.

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Dont

 

[PPEcel]

Thanks a lot man. Should I wear a hoodie or a jacket?

A jacket.

Hoodies are good if they're designer ones I think. They're a bit on the casual end.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

Being a kissless virgin at 18 is bad enough, imagine being KHHV at 20 years old like me.

get in line boyo

Condoms fucking suck, but the odds of fucking without one are low. However, if you can, try and get a blowjob without a condom

i dont know how some escortcels agree to condom with a blowjob, like bruh if i ever lost my virginity to an escort i atleast wanna feel her lips around my dick

 

[Deleted member 22907]

I don't know man.

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

Which kind of condoms should I buy?

How to differentiate between a real escort abd a scammer or a dude trying to sexualpredatormaxx?


How should I dress?

Etc...

Go for a "Girlfriend Experience" instead

 

[TheMinimalist]

Being a kissless virgin at 18 is bad enough, imagine being KHHV at 20 years old like me.

Is say it's bad enough of you're still 20 and kissless virgin. 18 is ok, or am I coping???

 

[ThirdWorldcel]

Is say it's bad enough of you're still 20 and kissless virgin. 18 is ok, or am I coping???

17-19 is your last chance imo, the only period when women can ignore physical flaws, at 20+ it's Chad only.

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

1. Escorts will supply condoms. But I always bring a couple of Durex extra safe just in case.

2. Check if their rates are in line with other escorts. And/or call them beforehand so you can hear their voice. Don't escortcel in a shitty neighbourhood. Find review websites. Go for an agency whore.

3. Don't dress like a slob, just look like a mentally stable individual and you will probably not be turned away. If you look young it can't hurt to try and look slightly older.

Ir's all correct, I'd also add weekdays are better than weekends. On weekends they have more clients and tend to be quick

 

[PPEcel]

Ir's all correct, I'd also add weekdays are better than weekends. On weekends they have more clients and tend to be quick

Eh...that varies.

I know escorts who have more clients during the weekdays because most of her clients are married betabuxxers.

They can't escortcel during the weekends and the holidays because they presumably have to spend time with their miserable family. So they sneak in a visit after work, on a long lunch, on a business trip, et cetera.