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bluecollarCEL
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Fellas i'm gonna drop a FUCKING BOMB tonight.
This isn't a fucking LARP and i'm not trolling.
I cannot make this shit up.
I wasn't potty trained until literally the summer between Middle School and High School.
So until 13 years old I was wetting my bed at night and also sometimes shitting it.
I knew how to piss but I didn't know how to take a successful shit until 13.
So my mom would take my underwear and soak it in the toilet. And I would have to take a bath with shit floating around.
I would never have any other kids over since they would see the big hole in the middle of my bed and know that something was up.
And at 13 years old every time I took a successful shit my mom would buy me a Video Game Magazine.
I guess this explains why I have 0 friends and have been a outcast my entire life.
This isn't a fucking LARP and i'm not trolling.
I cannot make this shit up.
I wasn't potty trained until literally the summer between Middle School and High School.
So until 13 years old I was wetting my bed at night and also sometimes shitting it.
I knew how to piss but I didn't know how to take a successful shit until 13.
So my mom would take my underwear and soak it in the toilet. And I would have to take a bath with shit floating around.
I would never have any other kids over since they would see the big hole in the middle of my bed and know that something was up.
And at 13 years old every time I took a successful shit my mom would buy me a Video Game Magazine.
I guess this explains why I have 0 friends and have been a outcast my entire life.