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mrhaircut33

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I wanna chill with niggas on the block and get into shoot outs and shit and start cooking up crack rock in the stove and selling it to crack heads. I feel these are the most dopamine rushes and best cope for me personally. I have the balls to do it too because what do I have to lose
 
I'm a pussy nigga cel
 
Way ahead of you, I've been arrested before.

Certified OG right here, boy.
 
QuantumDummy said:
Way ahead of you, I've been arrested before.

Certified OG right here, boy.

Nigga what charge u caught?
 
mrhaircut33 said:
Nigga what charge u caught?

I was stopped for smoking weed, arrested for having a knife on me (my work knife).


Did community service for a month.
 
TheVman said:
I'm a pussy nigga cel

So you can't have a relationship, and you fuck girls in order to cope?  :D :D :D
 
QuantumDummy said:
I was stopped for smoking weed, arrested for having a knife on me (my work knife).


Did community service for a month.

In the netherlands cops will smoke with you lol
 
QuantumDummy said:
I was stopped for smoking weed, arrested for having a knife on me (my work knife).


Did community service for a month.

Lmao ?
 
CopingDrugscel said:
In the netherlands cops will smoke with you lol

I'd give them a hit, fuck it.
 
QuantumDummy said:
I'd give them a hit, fuck it.

Who cares it's a petty misdemeanor anyways thats pussy shit
 
When I was in juvy for threatening suicide by cop, most of the gangsters there were Incels. One was even making fun of the other for never having kissed a girl. The guy is like "I don't kiss girls, they're all hoes"
 
mrhaircut33 said:

Serious. 

It was like 1 a.m. 

They stopped me with a tiny joint in my hand, asked if I had anything on me before they searched me, told them I had a knife in my pocket, 3 cops put me in an unmarked car and drove me to the precinct.

Put in a holding cell for 2 hours, took my phone away, cut the string out of my sweatpants in case I tried to kill myself (procedure).

Went to court, plead guilty to a misdemeanor, did community service for a month.


mrhaircut33 said:
Who cares it's a petty misdemeanor anyways thats pussy shit

I was brought in for criminal possession of a weapon.

I got a Class A misdemeanor, which is the highest misdemeanor you can catch.

I don't want to be a gangster, lol.
 
The closest I get to being an gangstercel is watching mob movies and wanting to fuck Karen Hill, kek.
 
Go for it. Nothing to lose. You are already a subhuman piece of shit. Atleast do something badass.
 
lol @ the posts in this thread tbh
 
I want Big man Kim Jong to start something against America so I can die on the Battlefield.
 
I once beat up a kid... feels good to be a gangsta.
 
OTaKu_WarrIOr_N said:
@"tellem--t"

[video=youtube]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJCFc_qkHw[/video]
 
Tellem--T said:
[video=youtube]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJCFc_qkHw[/video]

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIU07K_28ck[/video]
 
I'm gonna start gangstermaxing here soon, at least aesthetically.
 
Darn it feels jolly-jack splendid to be a gangster
 
The_Game_dick_pic.jpg
 
jackbud said:
I'm gonna start gangsterceling here soon, at least aesthetically.


You can always come to Flint, dawg.

I'll drop you off on the North End and peace the fuck out before you instantly get shot.

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i wish i was a nigger
 
gangstercel checking in
2x grievious bodily harm charges
 
mrhaircut33 said:
I wanna chill with niggas on the block and get into shoot outs and shit and start cooking up crack rock in the stove and selling it to crack heads. I feel these are the most dopamine rushes and best cope for me personally. I have the balls to do it too because what do I have to lose

lmao u guys are talking about little petty charges and think ur gangster. im talking about cooking dope on the croc pot, getting involved in shoot outs. like really living on the edge
 
Damn, everyday you come up with a completely different crazy plan:
- launching a jacket brand
- shitting on people from your window
- becoming a legit gangster and drug dealer
- throwing eggs at random people
- rope
Best troll ever? If not you gotta decide which one you actually want to do :D (Please don't decide rope)
 
Erenor said:
Damn, everyday you come up with a completely different crazy plan:
- launching a jacket brand
- shitting on people from your window
- becoming a legit gangster and drug dealer
- throwing eggs at random people
- rope
Best troll ever? If not you gotta decide which one you actually want to do :D (Please don't decide rope)

I'm not a troll I just constantly working thinking about the next new thing that's what gives me energy
 
VST said:
I want Big man Kim Jong to start something against America so I can die on the Battlefield.

I share the same sentiments. I long for WW3 so I can die faster.
 
mrhaircut33 said:
lmao u guys are talking about little petty charges and think ur gangster. im talking about cooking dope on the croc pot, getting involved in shoot outs. like really living on the edge

start an incel gang then mrtoughguy33
 

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